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I really enjoy sexual activity with any elderly coupld or singles. I can adapt to any situation as long as the partners are clean, drug free and stable minds. I only prefer the elderly. I can perform beautifully with such. I am a gr eat person to know and to call a friend. I love to travel and to meet the elderly. I am very friendly and a comic at heart. A cut-up you might say. But in all sincerity I really adore elderly men and women. The older the better. II welcome friends basically from NC, Upper SC and East Tenn. Please no young adults.Hopefully from 70-88
Am a single straight black male. Athletic/Toned. I love bisexual senior and elderly citizen and widows. I prefer old and elderly relationship.
I am a black male, single, and living in CT. I have tremendous love and respect for Bi senior and elderly women. I also have great regard for Bi senior and elderly widows and disabled.
I wish to meet with other men for mutual oral ONLY. My wife does NOT take part, but may be in house I am 78 years old, and would be most at ease with other elderly man. I do best with smaller dicks rather than large dicks. I DO NOT fuck anyone in the ass, and I do not allow anyone to fuck me. I am interested in small groups of bisexual men for oral only. Or, if another man could persuade her to swing again, I would be very interested in that. I love to watch and film other men fucking her.
I am a black male, single and adore bisexual Senior and elderly widows. I am looking for bisexual seniors and elderly widows singles long term friendship relationship.
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Eldery lady enters bank with bag full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to
deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000." The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000! That your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly," replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."

"Done," the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem," said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them
this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was
positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and
reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the
president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000
bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made
the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants,
etc., so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the
president if she could touch them. "Of course," said the president.
"Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president
noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the
morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank
of Canada!"
ive done the condom thing to an a few elderly couples and been where i could watch when they checked out....oh nan did i have a few good chuckles
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A young attorney and an elderly attorney are walking through the court house and this knock down dead gorgeous steno passes them and the young attorney says ,"Man would I ever like to screw that," and the elderly attorney says,"Out of what?"
OMG tooo funny!

This elderly gentleman went to a lingerie shop to buy his wife a sexy gift for x-mas. He perused the whole store and couldnt find anything special enough for her, so he asked the store clerk if they had anything really expensive and lovely in the back.

The clerk pulled out this tiny see through string thong panty and a camisole that matched. Very dainty and fragile. The thinnist mateial you could imagine. It cost $500.

The gentleman bought it, had it gift wrapped and headed home to his elderly wife. He placed the package upstairs on thier bed and asked her to try it on, he would be downstairs awaiting her to show it off.

She nearly threw away the camisole and panties when digging through the giftwrap. These were so dainty, so sparse, that she thought he wouuldnt even notice them on her, so she smiles and heads out to the top of the stairs in her bare skin!

The elderly gentleman stops and puts his hand to his chin, thinking. She asks "whats wrong dear? Does it look bad?"

And he says.....





"For $500, you think they would have ironed it!"
Dear Santa.....
I would love if you could give me just one thing. Yes i know it might be alot BUT it is only one thing. Could you do just this one tiny thing.... 1 - Either i win the lotto with $millions$ of USA dollars OR 2 - You somehow find some missing $millions$ and feel kind hearted enough to donate it all to a nice person like me.
What would i do with $MILLIONS$ of USA dollars?
Simple..... donate some to a very great & excellent cause..... To someone that needs some $$$ to relocate to DADDY's HOME so i can live happly forever & ever...
I could also use it to donate to someone's cause so that when they see all the $MONEY$ might decide it's worth it to do an elderly gay guy.... lol
PS: If anyone want to do an elderly gay guy for alot less [i still didn't get the lottery] i'm located in Syracuse, NY.
I like meeting skinny elderly Bi men and Bi couples. Had one gettogether with a crossdresser. It got interrupted when his boss phoned and he got called into work just as I was sucking on him. Damn! Would like to try again with a crossdresser!

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Hi! I would like to hear stories from couples on this subject. it seems all the stories are from the single guy. Please share with us how you arranged your meetings, what you look for when you decide to meet, what you had hoped would happen, what happned when you met and was it worth while.....

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I'm going to post something in the place where I found success stories. We had a meeting last night, and I was quite satisfied. Wow! In less than 36 hours.