|He is 27 I am 28 and we like to live just want to have fun we drink we smoke kind of like for our partner to to be in the same boat kind of. I would like the woman to also be my actual girlfriend someday he is my kids FATHER and that's all I just keep my sex game with him tho|
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|Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer|
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
D i c k
|A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?" |
"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.
"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
|Anal Ease can be purchased through adult sites that sell toys or adult toy stores..anywhere that basically is adult orientated fun!|
They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"
The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."
The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."
"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."
D i c k
|While cleaning little Billy's room, his mother found several S&M magazines under his mattress. In shock, she called for his father to see what she had found. She said " Look at all these dirty magazines." As his father flipped through the S&M magazines, the mother was pacing with her head in her hands. She said "What should we do about this?" The father raising his eyes from the S&M magazines replied " For God's sakes, Dont Spank Him!"|
|This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."|
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it,"
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making
a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there
stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would
like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
|The best advice I can give you is to look it up online in your area that's what I did and I find a few con to look up adult bookstore with gloryhole or adult theater|
|I am looking for an adult bookstore, maybe an adult theatre, and even a bar that caters to adults looking for fun in the Jacksonville Area. Any assistance is appreciated.|
|I hope those who read this wont think of me as a total loser. I just hope to in some way get some advice or help so I can move on with my life.|
My problem started after I left Job Corps and was playing Football for awhile and my father calls me and says that he needs me back home badly because the family is in a horrible financial situation. I at the time was barely making it on my own agreed to come home for a short period of time. What I didn't realise was that my father didn't cancel the social security payments I was getting when I was a kid ( and honestly I never understood why I was getting that in the first place ) and needed me home to keep them. To make a long story short.....I'm traped here now not only because I have no money to move out but I'm traped by the fact that if I leave it will leave my sister of whom my father often uses against me in guilt anytime I get pissed at him and treaten to leave. Most say why don't you just get a job and leave....well its not that simple and I would have done it awhile ago but one of my major problems is that my father knows he has me in between a rock and a hard place. I have no way to leave and no where to go and no one to really rely on for help do to us moving abit since I was suckered into coming back home. I am 28 now and fearing I will be an old man if I dont find some way out. My father is not the most mentally stable person in the world and me seeking help of anykind he seems to be against so thats why I'm here. I hope in some way I can find some advice or at the very least a caring ear willing to listen to the "entire story" consitering this is just a nutshell version of it if you can believe that.
|This will get you adult fun. Go to your local mall. Set on wone of the benches in the highly trafficed areas. Open your top (with no bra), like in this picture. Should score adult attention very quickly..! UR welcome|
|Interesting subject and tremendous responses. A subject which should be aired now and then...but I can certainly understand the frustration, I recently asked a 60 year old woman to dinner....that's all DINNER...and was refused because, she couldn't date anyone old enough to be her father....DUH...Don't know where her head is, but IF I were her father, I wouldn't be asking her out....there are some who are just plain prejudiced, some who are just plain ignorant, some who are just plain stupid, but thankfully the majority of folks on here are RESPONSIBLE...which ultimately is the most important part of this lifestyle.....|
|Leasha, it really depends on what kind of a relationship you had with your family before the poly relationship. We have two adult daughters, while they were growing there was no question or subject that was out of bounds... and believe me, they asked some pretty tuff questions. And in turn they gave us some insight into their lives that we weren't aware of. It has carried on into adulthood, they are aware that their father in bisexual, and when we entered into a two year relationship with another guy, we told them about him. If this has not been a subject ever discussed with your family before... jumping right into the news of the relationship might be a little much for them to handle. If YOU WANT them to know, give them information in small doses, and see what their reaction is.. If it isn't necessary that they know, then don't say anything. They rest of our family has no idea of what goes on in our home, and we really don't feel that they need to know.|
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|The young man sat with his father and explained to him " Dad you dont understand Im worried about my wedding night. I have never been with a woman before. What do I do?"
His father replied "Dont worry son, just make sure your honeymoon suite has an adjoining room, then if you have any problems I will whisper through the door."
After the couple got into the room, the groom explained he was going to take a shower and freshen up. The bride realized she had to take a hellatious shit. She didnt want to go in the bathroom because that stink up the bathroom and would be embarrasing. So she finds a shoebox and takes a shit in it and puts the lid on it. Then she sets it on the floor and figures she will throw it away the next morning. After the groom comes out of the shower all he sees is his new wife laying on the bed naked. Excitedly he rushes into the bedroom and wouldnt you know it he steps right in the box of shit and yells " Oh my God theres shit in the box!!!" His father opens the door and yells "Turn her over son, turn her over!"
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Kimmers & Jonnie
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I'm in Utah and would love to find an older guy to have some fun father/daughter role playing with.
Montana Gloryhole locations (Adult Bookstores):
Fantasy for Adult (2) locations
Rocky Book Store
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I use to live in n.j. and in Pennsauken nj. they a adult book store with gloryholes and they had one booth that had angle and it had two in it . and you could put your ass at 1 hole your mouth at the other and get a cock stuck in your ass filled with cum. and at the other get a mouth fill of cum. I would put about $10 dollars a night. I don't know how many loads of cum I had pumped in my ass and in my mouth. but when I left I had cum running down my leg and it was great. I miss them gloryholes down here
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Hi, I was in Long Island last weekend and on the way home on Sunday I stopped by a couple of adult bookstores - Cherri and Show World. What GREAT places. Both have theater/lounges with couches and padded benches. Both places were slow, but I did make a couple of connections. Got naked and 69 with a guy ... a couple of other guys watched. Sucked him until he came in my mouth. Went to the other store, and sucked a guy in a semi private area ... I'm definitley going back and hoping it;s busier!!!! Wish my gf was still around, she would have loved the places!!! Anyone in NJ/metro NY want to join me on my next trip?
I've seen glory holes at ABS but never did anything as far as giving or receiving until I was in Honolulu on vacation one year... was strolling along the main drag one nite late and lo and behold and Adult Bookstore with arcades... I was horny, could use some porn, gh's were last thing on my mind... went into the back arcade area, and there was a cool surfer dude hangin out... I went into a booth and lo and behold GLORYHOLE! as soon as I went in the surfer dude went into the other booth... I put some money in my machine and there was an awesome bi movie on, where the girl was telling the guy suck that F'n cock! I looked through the hole and the surfer dude was standing up and had his cock out, nice not too big not too small... I look back at the screen and was enjoyin the bi movie, looked back at the hole and he had put his cock through the hole right by my mouth... I looked at it, stroked it, licked the shaft, allthe while jackin myself off.. then I took it all in my mouth... was definitley HOT!!
We used to have a local adult video store that had video booths in the back and that had Glory Holes. A friend told us about it, so we went and had a look. The original plan was for me to go in one booth, while Carol went into the other and gave me head through the Glory Hole. Those plans changed! We went into one booth to have a look at the set-up, and within 10 seconds, a dick appeared through the hole! I goaded Carol into touching it, and she ended up taking it even further. She dropped to her knees, and started sucking the guys dick. The guy came in about 20 seconds! Carol could sense it, and pulled away, but the guy shot all over her shirt...and she was wearing a black T-shirt!! They had a paper towel dispenser in the booth, but it was empty. There was nothing to clean up with. We ended up having to walk back through the video store with a bog load of cum in plain view, all over the front of her shirt. And yes, people noticed!
We went back a number of times, and Carol gave lots of head, and even fucked a few guys through the hole. She even brought a couple of girlfriends at different times, who had to see it to believe it.