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Truck12	I am I five foot eight I look like Santa Claus Send Mail IM
komodo56	Professorial type, Kinda look like Santa Claus. Send Mail IM
bigbird527	Stay good looking guy bike up Santa Claus whatever you want to say Send Mail IM
keanecub	avg guy..tends to like older bearish guys...if you look like santa claus...you are the man that I've been looking for Send Mail IM
Sumteranian	Laid back, spiritually aware, Santa Claus. Send Mail IM
curiousatbeach	I am musical, comical and funloving large man. Kind of like Santa Claus! Send Mail IM

peeteerr	A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?" Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!" I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for! I think that Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves. No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore Santa exists!! The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. Q: Do you know why Santa dosen't have any children ??? A: he only comes once a year and thats down a chimney ... Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas. Hug:) Hug Send Mail IM
peeteerr	A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?" Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!" I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for! I think that Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves. No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore Santa exists!! The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. Q: Do you know why Santa dosen't have any children ??? A: he only comes once a year and thats down a chimney ... Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas. Merry Christmas . Send Mail IM
Just_Having_Fun	Santa just has great support staff. The female reindeer, the ever helpful elves, and of course Mrs. Claus. They don't get the credit that they deserve. It happens a lot. Picture it... Santa sitting there watching TV, beer in hand... Mrs. Claus busily organizing it all... elves scampering around making toys, packing the sleigh... the reindeer preparing for the trip... LOL M&M Send Mail IM
Lionessa	Christmas Groaners What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle. Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph.< br /> Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch? Deery Queen. What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbonhood. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog Send Mail IM
GLBTPI	Santa's Miranda Rights Q: Why did Santa get arrested? A: He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree! Father Christmas? Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? A. Cause he only comes once a year! The Priest and the Christmas Tree Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike? A: The balls are only for decoration. . Send Mail IM
me2lovebugs	The Bunny does not exist! He's just like Santa Claus LMAOLaughing Send Mail IM

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