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A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"
Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!"
I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!
I think that Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves.
No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore Santa exists!!
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Q: Do you know why Santa dosen't have any children ??? A: he only comes once a year and thats down a chimney ...
Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.


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We live in the Coastal Community of Lompoc (smack dab between Santa Maria and Santa Barbara) and we love to entertain at our house. We both are VERY partial to endowed Black Men So please send us a note.
A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"
Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!"
I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!
I think that Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves.
No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore Santa exists!!
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Q: Do you know why Santa dosen't have any children ??? A: he only comes once a year and thats down a chimney ...
Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.

Merry Christmas .
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The name of the nude beach in Santa Barbara is More Mesa. Great place, halfway between SB and Goleta to the North.
Nude Beaches
I am from So Cal, but now in Denver. Blacks beach and San Onofre are two of the hotest in So Cal. However, Pirates Cove near San Luis Obipo / Pismo Beach...now that is a happening place, or was. Then there are are few just north of Santa Cruz. And if you are ever in Santa Cruz, check out "Kiva".
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You know, aside from Blacks beach in San Diego, there really isn't a whole lot in Southern Cali as far as nude beaches go. The spot just south of Point Dume (which is just south of Zuma) isn't a "legal" place. It's a private beach and, although, alot of people do go nude there, I understand you can get ticketed. Santa Barbara also has a nice beach that's legal. I just cant remember the name. Good luck.:)
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