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Husband Wants Wife to Be with Her Elderly Widowed Father in law

Happily long married couple, interested in bi-curious encounter. Wife is learning and practicing femdom by feminization of husband, little BDSM. We are both over weight, but very honest, DDF, non smokers, lite social drinkers. Looking for the same, or individuals male or female role play. If female, please a Dom, help teach wife to be a dom, and practices sissification on males, or male who wants to be forced sissy or be a bull. Husband, is a forced fem sissy when ever wife wants him to be, 5'8 200lbs, wife 5'5, 200 lbs large breasts.
we have been married 10 years, husband is in 5ft 8 150 wife is 44 dd 180 5ft 1.clean both of us. wife .brownish, blond blue eyes loves to smile, laugh Indian / white . husband gray hair Indian /white a joker.
We are an adventurous husband and wife! Hubby wants to play with a nice man wife wants to watch and join in! Looking to explore some new things and hopefully find a compatible man to have some fun with.
Elderly, retired gent with a big penis fetish, looking for same.hotel room
Tall older couple, use to swing 20 years ago, interested in finding the right for both of us to enjoy and on occasions maybe just a male for the husband to enjoy with wife or without wife being present
Recently Widowed
Retired, make have been in the Lifestyle with my wife for many years. In good shape,, clean, discreet, and horny all the time. He loves to suck cocks and eat pussy, she loves sucking cock and getting fucked (2 men at once), he & she has an expert tongue and knows how to use it on both men and women. He loves to suck to completion. WIFE IN NEED OF A GUY WITH A FAT 6" AND UP FOR A FRIEND TO FUCK AND SUCK. Husband will always be there.
Widowed bi gentleman looking for some NSA fun with single women bi or not, or bi men, and would love to meet with bi couples.
Nerd. Builder. Father. Eccentric. Welcome to get to know me
widowed, well educated, retired, healthy and fit guy bored by traditional sexual experiences and willing to explore almost any experience looking for new excitment.
We're happily married for 8years & currently looking for a woman to add to our relationship because I(wife) Am bi-sexual and miss being with a woman. My husband is a little skeptical of how this would even work but willing to try for me.
This search is primarily for the wife (myself) to be able to find a gal whom I can hangout with as well as play with. It's possible that my husband will join eventually, but with his BUSY work schedule, it may or may not happen lol. I am a housewife, momma first and foremost but would love the company of another woman when our schedules permit!
I'm a very open, active, outgoing person. I like to sing. I like to play video games. I like to watch movies. I like to have fun. I'm a father. I'm also a photographer, so I see everything as if I was looking through a lens. I value intelligence highly.
We are an early 50ish, both very bisexually curious. We are looking for Bi man, and Bi couples near Denver, Nashville, Knoxville. Handsome, well hung men that take pleasure in pleasing others move to the top of the list. All must be clean as we are both into cum play. We are a husband and HOT Wife new to this lifestyle. She is a MILF that has enjoyed the attention of mid-twenty year olds and taught them along the way. All of our play is together and for each other. NO ONE under 25 PLEASE!
Husband wanting to have threesome and my wife thinks she would be game for it. She's very shy and reserved so she thinks her first time she would have to be tipsy to get in comfort zone. Would like to at least hook up with a girl one on one to get in our comfort zone and then allow her to watch, participate or see what she's willing to do. Just think it would spice up sex life. Pretty open to anything myself.
hi there!! i'm looking for people that would love to watch me suck cock and take a cock up my ass. i think of myself as bisexual, but I haven't had any male-male sex, other than sucking 4 cocks in my life.... two of them i sucked many times. i would ideally like to find a couple that would like to force me into being fem for other men, cross-dressing, and forced gay for your enjoyment. if you have a husband that is either a bull or another beta-male... i might be your ideal catch. if you are a guy, please understand i am 100% total bottom. i have zero desire to fuck your ass. however, if you are looking for someone that will ALWAYS put out for you... you'll never have to ask for sex... i am quite submissive sexually... i'd love it if you, you and your wife, or you and your wife and her boyfriend(s) never ask... only take from me. i'm in my 40's. i'm someone's dad, so a little bit of secrecy is in order. I'm 5'9" 215... so just a little bit on the chubby side, but loosing weight every week. i'm white, with blue eyes. i'm open to all races, i'm 100% disease free and live a very healthy life. that being stated, i AM a slut waiting for cock and a pussy to humiliate me and force me to suck her boyfriends.
We are happily married:) looking for a bi or lesbian woman to have fun with me and my husband. My husband will only be involved in some stuff.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'


There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'


A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.' She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?' The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'


Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was holic?



Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' 'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'


An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a holic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'


An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years old,' he says. '90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?' 'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'


An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'



A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he asked him. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked. 'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied. 'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

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D i c k

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

Be Happy
D i c k
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


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D i c k
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

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Lawyer's Son
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

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D i c k
It's not a bad thought and something I definitely plan to do someday.

Let me know if you are a couple and you like any of the following:
1) Husband fucking me while I fuck your wife;
2) 69 with wife while husband fucks me;
3) Having the wife's clit being licked while she is being fucked;
4) 2-on-1 guys giving oral to the wife, getting her to cum, then both guys kissing it in their mouths while she sucks both of us off. DEFINITELY want to try this one!

I'm single ATM but there are plenty of others interested in me, more IRL than BP.
Unfortunately, none of the women who would date me are into swinging, they are just interested in me. Kinda complicates life because I have a detached view when it comes to sex and don't really like other people telling me what I can do with my own body.
Searching for a sexy naughty experienced female for wife's first time. Must have big tits and ass. Wife is extremely naughty and wants husband to play too. Must love to eat pussy have clit teased and fucked as same time as wife and love to Lick husband's cum of wife's pussy
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
Curious1 can you please email this to me its so funny i got a great kick out of it being a father in charge of my two boys while wife is deployed thank you for a great laugh and I would like to share it with my wife. Thank you very much again
Wife wants to see husband receive anal sex from another man. Husband also wants to see wife pleasured too.
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX


At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient..
Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA


One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada


During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see... Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
** Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA


While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband was alive."
Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR


A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Hey there neighbors. I just stumbled onto this page Im going to send you some pics see what happens.
Oh I wanted to ask the husband a question. Im going to send a picture of the wife with tis message Would it be possible that youboth would be open to the Idea of hubbie doing me a favor and give my wife a nice deep fuck while I play with both of you?
And one more thing. I have a insatiable desire and wife is into it to ask if your hubby would mind fucking her wet pussy, bare back?
We are squeeky clean as Im sure you both are.
I have a fantasy of your husband pushing his throbbing deep inside the wife and hold his cock in tight an cum inside her while I strock him, and play with his cumwhile he finishes?
Just a thought
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
We are married couple looking for some girl action for the wife. Husband won't be involved, would like to watch but not participate. We are open to just girl on girl first and then maybe eventually husband can watch if your comfortable. Wife is new at this, would like to find someone for her. We are willing to travel to you, discrete is a must, willing to do dinner/drinks and take care of the room. Message us!

Interests:

3 Men 1 Wife
I, (the wife) have had a few experiences with 3-men. My husband loved it and so did I. What I loved the most was sucking a cock while I was having my cunt eaten and the third guy was sucking my tits. I loved looking over and seeing my husband masterbating as he watched....then he joined in by rimming my ass. I just came and came. Nothing like having the ok from the husband to have what you want. 3 men is the maximum I have ever done, but I love sucking cock and having a guy suck and lick my cunt. Of course I love to be fucked. Husband is bi and loves to suck off the guys after I am done with them. He always swallows and loves the feel of hot cum shooting down his throat. Once in a while I get to steal a guys load from him. After everyone goes home we just fuck and suck each other for a couple of hours reemanising on what happened earlier. Try it you will love it !
Fucking Husband While Wife Watches
I would love to be watch by the wife as me and the husband play with each other
Bang My Wife
I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.

I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.

We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.

It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!

We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.

We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Age Play
I'm in Utah and would love to find an older guy to have some fun father/daughter role playing with.
Forced Cock Sucking By A Woman
I would love to have my wife force me to suck a cock to initiate me! Never done it (yet)! Any guys find this hot? To force a husband to suck his cock in front of his wife for the first time?
Suck My Husbands Cock
I Suck Your Husband"s VERY Rock Hard COCK For You as You Watch Me Go Down On Him ---> Just ask me to Any Time ? ? ? in Philly PA Write to me and Let"s Get Your Husband"s COCK VERY SUCKED ON ...(^_^(?...
Eating Cum From Pussy
This my preferred method of release! I want to eat another guy's cum out of my wife as my only sexual pleasure!I haven't had the pleasure of my wife's pussy since May 2005, and wife is training me quite well to live without it. I think she's getting the itch to try another cock, and I'm very welcome to that. Ring me if you want to chat about this topic. I love it! Ben
Hotwife
Oh yeah i love hvin a hot wife
Helping her dress up for her date
Her telling me how big his cock is
Then when she gets home with her pussy full of his cum
She mks me eat her out as she tell me how good he fucked her
How her sucked all over her big tits and left his marks all over them
Mmmm im sooo lucky to hv a hot wife 😍
Shaved Cock & Balls
My wife loves sucking on my balls, and Iike to think it's due to the fact that they're shaved smooth.

As far as the itching bit, I try not to shave too far into the crease between my sac and thigh, so I don't get the stubble poking into my skin. Also, my wife likes the smell down there, all sweaty and masculine (she says).

I know, if I got the chance, that I'd prefer a guy's balls be shaved if I were to suck on them...
1 Man 2 Women
My husband and I are looking for a bi woman to come have a threesome with us and yes you will be with me first while he watches he may join in who knows
Wife Makes Husband Suck Dick
I would love to have you a watch as I suck your husband's dick
Babysitter
My wife has this 21 y/o recently married babysitter named Brittany whom is the only one wife trusts, and oh dear GOD Brittany is a freaking doll! The hugs I get and the connection we all have when she comes over... oh damn. She's a damn good pool player too, she kicked my ass! Purely fantasy, but man, if she ever made a move or indicated an interest... oh my! God, am I bad or what for thinking this? lol
Bisexual Women
Looking for a sexy .bisexual lady in the baton rouge zachary la area for me n my husband ..anyone ???
Men Eating Other Mens Cum From Their Wifes Pussy
Eating my wife's pussy after she has fucked another man is my favorite fantasy. My wife put the "P" in prude and it will never happen but just the thought of being there as her lover pulls his cock out of her pussy. As his cum oozes out spread her legs and lick and suck her clean. YUMMY! If your a couple in Beaumont Texas that needs a man to clean her fresh cream pie please message me.
Getting Caught
I have a long time fantasy of being caught fucking a woman by her husband and then having him fuck me in the ass as revenge........I get hard just thinking about it!
Gang Bangs
I would love to be fucked for hours by a bunch of burly looking guys. My husband would be first and I am so ready for this. Fill me holes up, fucking take me...I need it.
Water Sports
One of the hottest things I've done a few times is to be fucking a woman and have her husband piss on us. Also love eating her pussy after he has pissed on it. FUN!!!

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