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Husband Wants Wife to Be with Her Elderly Widowed Father in law

Happily long married couple, interested in bi-curious encounter. Wife is learning and practicing femdom by feminization of husband, little BDSM. We are both over weight, but very honest, DDF, non smokers, lite social drinkers. Looking for the same, or individuals male or female role play. If female, please a Dom, help teach wife to be a dom, and practices sissification on males, or male who wants to be forced sissy or be a bull. Husband, is a forced fem sissy when ever wife wants him to be, 5'8 200lbs, wife 5'5, 200 lbs large breasts.
Crossdressing husband love's to dress up and is open-minded and willing wife is open-minded doesn't mind being seen with me dressed up husband would definitely love to see his wife getting double penetrated something she always dreamed about while I am getting groped on
We have been in the vanilla lifestyle for a long time but have branched out to include additional men (up to three at a time). Wife shy about additional female contact; however. husband is Bi-curious and has particapated in MM and MMM contact for wifes enjoyment and sharing wife with the other Ms. Have visited several nude resorts in TN, VA and GA over the past several years and wife would probably enjoy FF contact if properly approached. Wife slightly jealous of husbands contact with other Fs (insecurity).
LOVE TO PLAY WITH ELDERLY GENTLEMEN.
150 lb trim 5 9 blonde hair brown eyes 57 years old in good shape like to do outdoor activities and things in recently widowed approximately a year ago and my wife and I had many encounters that we enjoyed enjoyed being with people not only in that aspect the having fun doing things going placesvery kind and open-minded like helping other peoplestrong background in just about anything y'all in far as buildings go and cars and you name it I probably just about done everything I'm a very Hands-On type person and never give up on the tasks at hand and whatever they might beonvery talented in many ways
An elderly man Submissive by nature and enjoy pleasing other people in all respects and also enjoy being given pain this started when given the cane when at school
Bisexual husband with a wife who loves to watch
white slut wife with cucked husband
I'm gay. Been with a husband wife couple once and liked it. I would like to do it again. I tend to be more submissive in sex. I don't like to make the first move.
widowed straight male. Company owner. always very clean and well dressed
We are a bisexual couple new to this lifestyle. He is a crossdresser looking to play as a women. She is a loving wife looking to have encounters with other couples and watch her husband with another man.
Happily married couple like to explore sexuality. Bi curious wife craving pussy, husband wants to watch & play. We like to smoke weed & fuck
We are happily married couple, stable and discreet looking for a female to share in our first threesome. Wife wants to have experience with another woman while my husband watches and eventually joins in.
We are a married hispanic couple I am 46yrs old and bi sexual with 40DD boobs and a big ass.I love to be fucked up my ass hard and be treated like a dirty whore.I would love to be fucked hard in all my holes by 10 guys while my husband watches wearing my panties. He is 46yrs old and bi curious with an 8inch cock.My husband likes to wear my panties around the house and it turns me on and gets me really horny and gets my pussy wet. We are into gangbangs, orgies, 3somes, wife swapping,anal, DP, oral, pretty much everything. If you are interested hit us up.
Attractive mature bi-man. I'm mostly attracted to women but I like to play on the other side of the fence as well. I would like to find a bi-female to share some life experiences with both in and out of the bedroom. I am 6', HWP, DDF, widowed.
68,5-8,stocky,uncut smallish medium,thick cock. Very sensual and touchie-feelie. Enjoy pleasuring you. Widowed and sexless but horny for years.
5'5" 162 LBS, BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, WIDOWED, RETIRED, OWN HOME IN BOYNTON BEACH, FL, LOOKING FOR A BED PARTNER SO I CAN PLAY WITH HIS TOY AND SUCK IT TO MY HEARTS CONTENT
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'


There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'


A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.' She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?' The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'


Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?



Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' 'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'


An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'


An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years old,' he says. '90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?' 'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'


An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'



A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he asked him. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked. 'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied. 'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's' pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

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D i c k :)

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Colorado."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

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D i c k:)
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.

"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"

"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.


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D i c k:)
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual. KissHug
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Good Lawyer vs. Bad Lawyer
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

~ ~ ~ ~

Lawyer's Son
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"

Be Happy
D i c k
It's not a bad thought and something I definitely plan to do someday.

Let me know if you are a couple and you like any of the following:
1) Husband fucking me while I fuck your wife;
2) 69 with wife while husband fucks me;
3) Having the wife's clit being licked while she is being fucked;
4) 2-on-1 guys giving oral to the wife, getting her to cum, then both guys kissing it in their mouths while she sucks both of us off. DEFINITELY want to try this one!

I'm single ATM but there are plenty of others interested in me, more IRL than BP.
Unfortunately, none of the women who would date me are into swinging, they are just interested in me. Kinda complicates life because I have a detached view when it comes to sex and don't really like other people telling me what I can do with my own body.
Searching for a sexy naughty experienced female for wife's first time. Must have big tits and ass. Wife is extremely naughty and wants husband to play too. Must love to eat pussy have clit teased and fucked as same time as wife and love to Lick husband's cum of wife's pussy
We are hoping to find another couple (bi or bicurious) that would ALSO desire to try same-sex play. Husband with husband, and wife with wife. No swap.

My wife wants to do everything w/ a woman... kissing, touching, oral, etc.
I want to have a lot of cock-play... touching, stroking, sucking, etc... make it cum. No kissing nor anything anal.

We know this is restrictive for most - we get it - but we also need to be true to OUR desires. This is what we're looking for. Just putting it out there.
Curious1 can you please email this to me its so funny i got a great kick out of it being a father in charge of my two boys while wife is deployed thank you for a great laugh and I would like to share it with my wife. Thank you very much again HugKiss
Wife wants to see husband receive anal sex from another man. Husband also wants to see wife pleasured too.
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX


At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient..
Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA


One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada


During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see... Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
** Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA


While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband was alive."
Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR


A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Hey there neighbors. I just stumbled onto this page Im going to send you some pics see what happens.
Oh I wanted to ask the husband a question. Im going to send a picture of the wife with tis message Would it be possible that youboth would be open to the Idea of hubbie doing me a favor and give my wife a nice deep fuck while I play with both of you?
And one more thing. I have a insatiable desire and wife is into it to ask if your hubby would mind fucking her wet pussy, bare back?
We are squeeky clean as Im sure you both are.
I have a fantasy of your husband pushing his throbbing deep inside the wife and hold his cock in tight an cum inside her while I strock him, and play with his cumwhile he finishes?
Just a thought
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
We are married couple looking for some girl action for the wife. Husband won't be involved, would like to watch but not participate. We are open to just girl on girl first and then maybe eventually husband can watch if your comfortable. Wife is new at this, would like to find someone for her. We are willing to travel to you, discrete is a must, willing to do dinner/drinks and take care of the room. Message us! Kiss

Interests:

Forced Cock Sucking By A Woman
I would love to have my wife force me to suck a cock to initiate me! Never done it (yet)! Any guys find this hot? To force a husband to suck his cock in front of his wife for the first time?
Bang My Wife
I am going to be honest I enjoy watching my girl fuckin and she enjoys me fuckin a hot wife in front of her husband
Suck My Husbands Cock
I Suck Your Husband"s VERY Rock Hard COCK For You as You Watch Me Go Down On Him ---> Just ask me to Any Time ? ? ? Kiss Hug Flower in Philly PA Write to me and Let"s Get Your Husband"s COCK VERY SUCKED ON ...(^_^(?...
Eating Cum From Pussy
This my preferred method of release! I want to eat another guy's cum out of my wife as my only sexual pleasure!I haven't had the pleasure of my wife's pussy since May 2005, and wife is training me quite well to live without it. I think she's getting the itch to try another cock, and I'm very welcome to that. Ring me if you want to chat about this topic. I love it! Ben
M-M-F Threesome
:)Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening.

The guys got undressed and began to give one another head :-P. I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off.

I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on.

The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth.

My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.)

He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it.

I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going!

He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice
( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer.

Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out.
I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas.
So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom.
And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone!
HugKissHugKiss
Cuckold
We have but, my (Rob) family doesn;t think that it is healthy ... I love my wife but after being married seveal years it may be time to help her find a new cuck ... I can not afford not to ...... any way llets jut say that I believe that my wife (Val) will soon be looking for a new playmate .... I just hope that he knows that if he doesn't treat her well .... just because we will no longer be WITH each other does not mean that I will allow any to hurt my childs mother ... or my WIFE .. This may be MY last post.

Good-bye all

Rob Hug
Couples With Bisexual Men
Looking for bisexual couple tosuck him off then I would love to eat your wife's pussy as you fuck my wife hard
Hotwife
Oh yeah i love hvin a hot wife
Helping her dress up for her date
Her telling me how big his cock is
Then when she gets home with her pussy full of his cum
She mks me eat her out as she tell me how good he fucked her
How her sucked all over her big tits and left his marks all over them
Mmmm im sooo lucky to hv a hot wife 😍
Shaved Cock & Balls
My wife loves sucking on my balls, and Iike to think it's due to the fact that they're shaved smooth.

As far as the itching bit, I try not to shave too far into the crease between my sac and thigh, so I don't get the stubble poking into my skin. Also, my wife likes the smell down there, all sweaty and masculine (she says).

I know, if I got the chance, that I'd prefer a guy's balls be shaved if I were to suck on them...
Babysitter
My wife has this 21 y/o recently married babysitter named Brittany whom is the only one wife trusts, and oh dear GOD Brittany is a freaking doll! The hugs I get and the connection we all have when she comes over... oh damn. She's a damn good pool player too, she kicked my ass! Purely fantasy, but man, if she ever made a move or indicated an interest... oh my! God, am I bad or what for thinking this? lol
Getting Caught
I have a long time fantasy of being caught fucking a woman by her husband and then having him fuck me in the ass as revenge........I get hard just thinking about it!
Water Sports
One of the hottest things I've done a few times is to be fucking a woman and have her husband piss on us. Also love eating her pussy after he has pissed on it. FUN!!!
Gay Incest
I spent 2 summers dureing high school in Texas with my uncle and his 3rd wife. I don't know how he knew that I had b egun exploring bi... I had a serious girlfriend by that time etc, but he did know and during the 3rd or 4th week he came on to me. It started with mutual oral only for the first couple of weeks. He was a larger guy, slightly bearish, handsome and rugged and very well hung. I was always a little scared but secretly really into it. He took my anal cherrya little over a month after i had been there.... god it was incredible.

I took so much cum the rest of that summer and all of the next i was hooked! His wife loved it too so was a very cool time 30 years ago...
Cum In Me
Mmmm I luv when my big Dick luver cum in me 3 or 4 times fill my pussy wit all his cum mmm feels soooo good ;)) then go home nd hv my panty boy husband gets to clean it all up !! Sooo hot Laughing
Cum On Tits
Mmmm I luv when my lover cums all over my tits ;))
Then hv my my panty boy husband lick um clean then suck my lovers big cock hard again for me to fuck!!! Mmmmm soooo hot :-P
Bisexual Men
Looking for a hot bi male to fuck my husband while I watch in the metro Detroit area. Average size is good but he dreams about getting fucked by someone with a huge cock...if you are interested send us a message.
Sex With Cowboys
my husband is a cowboy and you haven't lived until you fuck a cowboy
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