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Like to be naked all the time - like to give blow jobs to males and have it explode in my mouth. Like to shower with males and suck boner in the shower until it expodes.
I'm a "normal" person I guess. I like to joke around and have a good time. I'm 5'11" 190 pounds (yeah I know....just lay off I've already got a girlfriend and mother on my back about it), brown hair and eyes. I'm a clean person, meaning I shower at least once a day. I don't smoke or drink, nothing religious I just don't care for the taste. I don't do drugs either, and yes marijuana is a drug you schmuck. I should probably write more here but it's like a quarter to 1 in the morning and I'll have to finish it later.
Bi-curious female, straight male. I have been curious about being with another woman for a while now and just reacently been having dreams about bringing a woman to the bedroom. I read alot of lesbian literotica and get off really easily watching lesbian porn. So now i want to give it a shot anb bring someone in to please me and my fiance.
We are fun, free thinking, smart, good looking, understanding, funny, silly, sexual creatures that like to be safe and have fun. We love spending time outside and with other couples that are interested in the same kind of things as us. We like toys, group showers (we have a very large glass block shower with benches, steam jets, three angeled shower heads......lets just say, it provides hours of fun!) long walks to hidden places where we can put down a blanket and have a buffet picnic ; )
Big dicked femboy with fat pale ass. I have sex with my biological mother Beverly and I have a daughter together with her. I raped my unconscious mom when I was eleven and got her pregnant with our hot ass inbred slut daughter Tara. Kik hillbillyxharem to see me pound my own mother anally while my flat chested goth inbred daughter/sister fists me and eats her own mother's hairy pierced dripping wet cunt.
I am a separated mother of 3, I take my job as a mother seriously but I then I also have this wild side where I want to have new experiences...I'm not too experienced sexually but I do have many desires and fantasies.
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I’m probably twice a week, but do it more to Literotica, plus browsing through this site
BASHFUL:
Solmetimes life is just too fucking perverse for words. My sincere condolences for your loss.
Over the years, I've experimented with most of what man and nature have to offer, but never found anything I enjoy more than good old weed.

BCPLE: Sent you a mail.

And for the others who may also be interested, you may enjoy literotica dot com. A large FREE and well-maintained place. It's where I saw the thread I mentioned.
And for any who may be wondering also, 420 is simply a widely used synonym for Mother's greatest gift: pot.
It's hard to imagine that there's anyone out there who's never fucked, made love or just pleasured themselves while high, but if you haven't - DON'T WAIT ANOTHER DAY!
You'll foreverafter say, "Blessed be the name of Ezee."
"Others may name their children after me," he declared modestly.
If you really want to show yourself naked to your mother-in-law, stepping out of the shower is a good way or changing in your bedroom is another. She shouldn't be walking in on you at those places, but she may really freak out on you and not come to visit her daughter for a long time or try to get sexual with you which both ways may hurt your marriage. I would suggest you think about this because you may end up a divorced guy. You may just want to tell her that this is your home and that she shouldn't just walk around your home opening doors because you might just be taking a shower or changing your clothes. Then if she still opens doors she way want to see you naked. Be cautious thou so you don't jeopardize your marriage.
All i can say is when you rearange the letters in the word MOTHER IN LAW you come up with the words WOMAN HITLER..... Coincidence?? I think not lol..... In all honesty tho my X mother in law was an awesome lady... Couldn't ask for a better mother in law. Some people are just naturally stupid, it's an unfortunate breeding defect that we should resolve a.s.a.p. lol
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.'The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you got an F in sex

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Caught By Family Member
Six months before i got married my now wife moved in with me and my mother . Two weeks after she moved in she got up early one morning And walked into the living room and found my mother on her knees between my legs with her head bobbing up and down on my lap sucking my cock .as she stood there watching i blew a big load into my mother's mouth. She looked at us and said i fucking knew it . my mother looked back at her and invited her to join her
Sex With Brother-in-law
My first wife thought sex was dirty and didn't want to have it, so I had sex with her brother, mother, and aunt. Her mother loved to take it up the ass.
Mother
Starting when I was 13 I would spy on my mother while she was taking a bath, I always wanted to have sex with her never did, love chating about Mother/Son or any family sex
Fucking My Girl Friends Mom
Lost my virginity to my gf mother. I was 15, Joyce, the mother, was 38. Every young man should have an older person as their first lover.
Breast Milk
I really like to drink mother's milk right for the source. Ii is such a sexual turn on to suck milk from a mother's. I have had to pleasure to partake of this pleasure on three or four times while I was in the Army in two different countries. Guy there is nothing like it until you have tried it.KissKissHugHug
Having Sex With Your Aunt
When I was 8 I started dressing up in my Mother clothes. When I was 11 I started sucking cocks and getting butt fucked. When I was 12 my Mother caught sucking a boy cock as another boy was butt-fucking me. My Mother had a fit. I was since to live with my Aunt who was a lesbian, from the very beginng she let me dress in her underwear and to watch her with her girlfriends. From day one she had me lick her pussy. Years later after I moved out on my own Every day I would go to my aunt house dress-up and cunt-lap my aunt. I lick my aunt pussy every day She past away when she was in her 80's I lick her sweet pussy the day before she died

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