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|This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.|
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
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|Thank you and Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms amd Moms to be here at BP!! Hope you have a wonderful day!!!|
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|a very happy and healthy mothers to all moms and expectant moms send the kids away for the day and relax hehehe|
|~ Happy Mothers day to all the Super moms out there & to each and everyone of you ...... ( and even doggie and kittie moms 2 )|
|A very Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there...and thanks Lisa I am a doggie/kittie mom too...apreciate it! LOL and all the aunties, big sisters who are like moms, and ladies everywhere who care for someone...as the song goes "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world" Ain't that the truth?|
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|Today the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen, stated to the Senate Armed Forces Committee that he thinks gays and lesbians should be able to serve openly in the armed forces that he commands. He said that he "can not escape being troubled by the fact that we have in place a policy which forces young men and women to lie about who they are in order to defend their fellow citizens." |
Thank you Admiral Mullen for speaking up for so many who have been forced to hide who they are and live lives that weren't truly their own in order for me to live mine.
| come into |
the world turns around, new people
grow up, and still the inhuman forces
that society imposes against the individual
are present. I believe that we can eliminate
these evils through love and friendship.
come into the mountains, dear friend,
to seek out the beautiful things in the
world so that you can use these positive
forces to create a new and better world.
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|Yes Sweetheart, WE all love a real farm girl! Damn, think of the thousands of stories about the traveling salesman, or the guy who's car broke-down & the farmer's daughter and or his wife, Everyone loves a farm-girl!|
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|Thank you, Courtney & Baron, for your daughter. And thank your daughter for her service. God bless you!|
|You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....|
|This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny! |
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
|Kendra, so sorry to hear about your Daughter's Grandfather. |
Our prayers are with you and your daughter to help you through a sad time.
Karen Duane and Mark
Solace may come in the happiness of our memories
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Punishment for disobeying/not performing to satisfaction
Things I want to try...
Water sports - receiving
Face slapping - receiving
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|One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" asked Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes. |
"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"
The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"
"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.
Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"
"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."
"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"
"I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"
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|Good for Mother's Day season.|
WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2.. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1.. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's
who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL!
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I think you have your answer right there, while tempting, it certainly sounds like its not worth the risk of hurting your loved ones.
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