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I am a mother of 3
Mother taught me manners
I'm 42, mother of 3...very curious...very bi...clean...fun, love to laugh.
32 year old mother of 3 I am in a relationship of 4 years now but I have always been interested in women wanna have sons fun
Crossdress, gay, love all thing fem. Very sissy and love Incest. Partner is bi, but I think mostly gay. Very fem, cute and my mother thinks he is adorable.
I am a 51 year old homemaker and mother of 6 children, he is 46 and works as a baker in a thriving restaraunt. We are looking to find a woman to get to know, hang out with, have dinner and drinks, with the hopes of eventually inviting her into our bedroom.
Im a single mother looking for a single shemale. Mind you though,i have a 3 year old son who is everything to me.
Have been divorced and a full time single mother for nearly 8 years. I discovered how to squirt in my marriage, and now that my son is ready to go-to college and I'm single, I'd like to explore something that I like to do with a totally new recipient.. I've always wondered..now I wanna try and see!!
*****Read All Of My Profile Or Do Not Reply***** As of 11/25/2012.. I am in Phoenix Arizona and will be here for a few months. I have my own place here and can entertain men that want to meet. I would like to and want to meet men from the area I prefer black men but I am open to well hung men of any race that wish to meet.Email me here after you read my profile and I will send you my cell number. I have a apartment in the west vally of phoenix. I am very discrete. I am clean. I am fun! I love to suck dick and get fucked HARD and ROUGH! If this seems like I have to many rules and regulation and you prefer not to read all of it that is fine but please do not bother me in any way if that is the way you feel. Because weather a person want to meet just for one night stands, sex, to be friends and long term sex partners and friends or for a relationship honest, respect and trust is a very important factor in ANY type of relationship! When I meet a person and he tells me he is HIV negative and STD free ďas I amĒ I want to be able to trust in his word. I want to be able to place my health, safety and life in his hands and his in mine! I want to be sure he is mentally stable and not a psychopath and or social path and trust me there are many in the world. I want to make sure he is safe to be around is not a pedophile and that he is a person that is not going to steal everything when I close my eyes. So for these reason is exactly why I have the rules and limitations and I feel that everyone that is seeking to meet real time should have the same limitations but thatís my opinion for now Iíll worry about my rules, regulations and limitations. And I will stay safe. So if they bother you well then you are not a person I would want to meet and or have any interest in any way! __________ I seek to meet real time for friends, fun, dating, sex and maybe more., I love to give oral sex and can suck for hours and yes I swallow! I love to get F**KED. My male anatomy does not work and I don't penetrate anyone! Truck Drivers are very welcome there is a place to park your rigs and you are welcome to stay here eat, shower, have sex and relax. Business men welcome as well! The Interstates that run through Erie, PA are I 90 and I 79. 1. I am not seeking money nor to use men. I don't care if you drive a BMW or ride a BMX! I don't care if you make 100,000.00 a week or 100.00 a week I don't care if you live in a mansion in the city or stay at the city mission! A true friend is a friend no matter what! 2. I am NOT an escort! 3. I am clean no STD's and HIV Negative. 4. Not into drama and games 5. I am stable and a nice person. 6. I am a true transgender! Not a CD, Transvestite or man in a dress so please address me as such and I will address you as you wish! ****************************** *********** Do not bother me for cyber - Do not ever ask for me to see your web cam or to view my web cam! I hate cyber crap its stupid and I feel those that do it should be put to death! That crap is so stupid those that do it have no life and must not be able to get a real date! I am not a lab rat or a circus freak; I am not here to fill anyones curiosity! So if you are seeking a first time fetish thing do not bother me. **************************** *No women please *No Couples with women More than one man is fine! *No Cross dressers *No TG's *No TV's *No Fem men __________________ I currently live in Erie, Pennsylvania; I came back here 2 and a half years ago after hurricane Katrina hit our home in Metairie Louisiana. I grew up here in Erie but moved away when I was younger and moved to Orange County California the city of Fountain Valley. I lived there for many years but transferred around for the company I worked for at that time so I have lived in many places. In 2004 we (my son and I); moved to Metairie, LA. Where we lived until the storms and then came here after we lost our home and belongings. We came to Erie because I have family here. Erie is in Northwestern Pennsylvania. 120 Miles north of Pittsburgh, 110 Miles East of Cleveland, Ohio, 90 Miles west of Buffalo, NY. Located on Lake Erie. Interstate 90 and interstate 79 run through Erie. ____________________ I am well educated and have 2 degrees 1 from Pennsylvania University and 1 From ITT Anaheim, California. (BA Business) (BS Computer Science) Certified through Brooks College for Web Design and Development. I am also educated in the Metal Finishing Industry mostly powder coatings and certified through DuPont ;. I own a small computer service. I work very hard in life and have to be stable because I am a single parent as well and I have raised my child on my own and yes he my son is my blood, he is 12. Any way I work hard and don't believe in using people and living off and I don't want other trying to do this with me either. And my children call me mom! They understand who I am and that they have a biological mother but I am mom to them. Some more about me: And yes I am a true male to female transgender, I was born a transgender at birth but I have lived as a (Full Time) female only for over 12 years. Before that I lived a double life started dressing and going out at age 12 as a female. I have been on hormones for over 12 years now. And they have done wonders! I am on hormones I am prescribed by the doctor. I live my complete life as a female nothing other. I work, live and go out as a female and I am looking to be treated as a female only... I am not looking for a man that is seeking to play with a penis. I am NOT an Escort - I Don't Date For Money! I am not looking for a man or men to take care of me! I Date Men - Strait Men- Or At Lease Strait Acting. I am seeking Friends /Dating/Fun/Dinning/going out and lots of great sex then maybe more A real relationship is not out of the question for the right man! I am NOT seeking Cross Dressers! - No Transvestites! - No Men in Dresses! No Women! - No Couples with females please! If you seek a Male to Female Transgender we will get along! If you are embarrassed to be seen in public with a transgender female then we should not meet! I am very passable but you and I know the situation and that does affect feelings at time. I am 39 years old (I look and act much younger) and I am a single parent yes with custody of my child and yes he is my blood not adopted. I don't care what your Race is me I am American Born Polish and Spain Spanish. I don't care what your Religion is! Me, I am a Christian. I believe in the Great Lord very much but I don't believe in organized religion. I don't care what your political views are as long as you are not a moron about them! (Don't vote for a person because they are Black, Female, Hansom, Sexy or whatever) Vote because of what they represent and what their views are! Oh and I am a proud Republican! I have been a Republican since I was in high school. And I Did/Do NOT support either of the Bushís. I do support John McCain and I am on his Campaign trail! I am in my (39) Look and act younger, Born December. My real name that is on my drivers license, health records, all legal records State: Sandie and all state Female not Male. I am 5'8, 138lbs, - 142lbs 38B-33-32 real not silicone, And a great booty! Body Type: Average Natural Long (To my butt) Light Brown Hair Green Eyes. - I have two of them use to have 20/20 vision but I think they may need to be checked. Medium skin tone. Clothing Sizes: Panties: size 7 Jeans: 10L-12 - depends on the brand Skirts: 10/ 12 Dresses: 10 - 12 depends on brand Shirts: Large or Depends on brand Shoes: womens size 9 I have been transgender all my life but have lived as a female "Full Time" only for over 12 years! I have all of my own teeth. I am healthy; I have no STD's and never have. I am HIV negative and get checked monthly. For the most part my health is good for the most part. My blood pressure is high and I do take medication for this and I take care of myself. I exercise regularly. I go to the GYM and walk 3 miles a day at the local school track. I believe in being healthy. I am on hormones and have been for over 12 years. And I am prescribed them through a doctor. I take Premarin and Estradiol. I speak, read and write fluently: English and Spanish and the United States- Phonetic Alphabet. I speak, read and write moderately: German and Farsi I Don't Smoke Cigarettes: No but I don't care if others do but not in my home or Cars. I Don't Do Any Street Drugs: NO! But I don't care if people around me smoke pot, I cannot stand Crack heads and Meth Tweakers! Drink Alcohol: Yes I drink once in a while but I will only drink White Zinfandel Wine or import beers from Mexico I prefer Tecate or beers From Eastern Europe mostly Poland. I am very passable as a female only in fact most people do not expect me as anything other than a female! I live, work, go out in everyday life as a female only. I don't always wear my makeup. And I dress in female clothes only but yes I wear Levis blue jeans and shirts. Not just dresses. Do not get me wrong I have sexy dresses and miniskirts and other outfits and clothing I wear when I go out. There is a time and place for everything! I am educated and obtain degrees from college (Pennsylvania State University & ITT Anaheim California) and I am employed and do ok financially. And I am not seeking a man to take care of me because I am not a high maintenance person. But on the other hand I am NOT looking to take care of the man either. It goes both ways both people should be happy to help each other but not foot the bill all the time! Also you must be able to carry on a conversation about things besides bedroom so please no shallow men please. If you cannot have a conversation about life, work and everyday things do not bother me please. I have a great since of humor and make people laugh; most people love to be around me. I am also professional but I am NOT a know it all and I am not an uptight Ė tight ass rude person. I get along with most people from all races and backgrounds. I love people and like to make people happy. I love the elderly and the young as well. I like to help people and I do volunteer time places. I cannot stand drug abuse and those that do it. I like cooking,(Yes I can cook- Italian - Mexican - Polish - Steaks - and more) cleaning, A clean house is a great house, camping, hiking, picnics, travel (US and International),Having cook outs and I can Bar B-Q ! I HATE Mushrooms! Thats about the only thing FOOD WISE I dislike! Going to the movie theater, (I like Drama, Crime Stories, Action, and Horror), I love to go to clubs and dance; playing pool on 6 foot tables, I like going to the GYM and exercising, Roller skating, going to Amusement parks, roller coasters, love swimming in pools and in the Ocean';s don't like to swim in lakes much. Love doing family outing events, and attending GLBT related events; I like Classic Muscle Cars, Car Shows, Boating, and Fishing. I love fire arms going to the firing range. I don't hunt animals. I have no problem with it I just don't do it. Love Auto races, Motorcycles and Moto Cross Races. Sky Diving (Yes for real). I like playing horseshoes, bad mitten, baseball & softball, bocce ball, gardening (yard work) I love doing yard work and have a nice yard. I love Roses, Jasmine, Carnations, Herb Gardens all that. I love to go to the theater (plays) I love comedy clubs and mystery theaters. Love going on walks and being at the park. Computers are a hobby as well and my work. I collect Teddy Bears and some other stuffed animals but love teddy bears. I also Love to get flowers and plants. (HINT / HINT) I love to receive lingerie. I don't mind being home watching a good movie at times but NOT every night! I I am in no way a home body! I like these types of movies: Horror, Drama, Mystery, Action and some comedy, I am NOT into chick flicks they bore me. The more Horror, blood guts and violence the better the movie! Movies I like: I like most movies. But I am not into the Chick flicks much at all. But Drama, Horror, Action, Police Crime Stories, Biographies, History. And I love the 1970's Cult films. Billy Jack, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Cool Hand Luke, Mandingo, Straw Dogs, Bullitt and other like this. TV Shows I like: News Local & international, The weather channel, cooking channel, CSI, CSI Miami, Criminal Minds, Law and Order (All), Reba, South Park, Adult Swim Aqua Teem Hunger Force, I love True stories, Biographies, History and Numbers and many others. I do love to have my feet rubbed and massaged, my back, neck, Shoulders rubbed and massaged and WOW my booty massage and that turns me on so so so much. I love to give and get sucker bites and have my ears nibbled on I also like my feet rubbed. I like to be fisted when the men that do it are experienced at it and know what they are doing! And I give great massages. I do like kissing French kissing a lot and making out as long as the men do not have bad breath! I like for men to suck on my ears and neck and give me hickeys (Sucker Bites). Do not get me wrong, I love and enjoy sex and making love very much. I am very sensual and sexual to and with my man! I am sexually submissive and will do everything to please my lover. I enjoy many things sexually. I love to give oral and get anal. I love to have the man I am with make love to me and have the greatest orgasms he has ever had. I know how to make love very well. I can be naughty and sexy. I like some light bondage like being spanked and love ties and things like that. I love when A man eats me out (The Back Door) Again I am very clean. I love sexy clothing and lingerie and as I stated ties and spanked some adult toys and yes even watching some porn. I have never had a complaint by a man and I please the man I am with no matter what it takes because that is what pleases me. I have no hang ups. When I give oral, I am great and yes I swallow the rewards. I have a wild and kinky side at times as well. (SMILE). The man I am seeking must be a nice, loving, caring man that sees me as a female and a female only! If you do not have a profile with photos on this web site do not even bother to respond to me and if all you have is a peter photo again do not bother me. I am here to meet men in real time and have no time for fakes. I Can NOT stand cyber! I can NOT stand Photo Hunters! I am not here for cyber or web cam. I am here for real time meeting! I may turn my web cam on, if we met in person before! I can see peters all day long if I like. So please have photos of your face as well as the rest of your body or do not bother me I get very rude and I do send a complaint to the site because, I have asked you not to do something and if you do then I have the right to send a complaint. Read people profiles before you reply! I am a Transgender Male To Female. Well Kinda I was born a Intersex person. Birth record and Legal State female though the doctors did surgery when I was born and I lived some of my life as a male. I have and do live as a female for years now. I want all to understand. That I have traits of both male and female. I am educated and employed. I am kind respectful out going. Submissive and sexual. Extrovert and optimistic. PLEASE READ - ! I am NOT Seeking to meet or have relationships with other Transgender, No Transsexuals, No Transvestites!, No Cross Dressers!, No Men That Like to dress up in womens cloting, No Sissyboys, No Submissive men! What I have down stairs does NOT function! I do not Penetrait any one!!! No one no male no female! I seek men that are strat or very strait acting! I like to receive anal and give oral and I dont like to share the guy's I am with cum to any one! I hope this answers questions! Please do not e-mail me and attach "PETER PICTURES " Only. If thats all you can post then dont post them for me to see. If you mail me with photo's If you send peter pics send ones of you too or dont send any ! PLEASE! - I am here for real and truly want to meet men and date, go out have fun, be friends and yes have sex with. I know in my profile I repeat myself on a few things and I am sorry I do this to get my point to people. I come off like I am rude and I am not I just want others to know what I seek before they contact me that way there is NO wasted time.. - I can host at my home but weekends for this is best. some weekdays are ok if my child is not home at the time. I can and will meet in motel/hotels if the men get them and I'll be honest I do not mind sex in cars at times. I am looking to meet men that are interested in LTR friends and sex. Maybe and I mean Maybe a couple if we connect. - I would like to start hosting Gang bangs at my home on weekends and maybe set my place for swingers to meet on weekends.
in my opion {and it means nothing} sounds like u have a deep down sexual desire for your mother-in-law even though you say shes not attractive iam not buying it there are other ways of preventing her from sticking her nose where it doesnt belong i dont think exposing yourself to your mother -in-law makes amy sence unless u really want her to see u nakked my ex mother -in - law was exactly the same way i just told her off one day and she stoped but do what u want its your marriage you would be jepordizing make the right choice
To all the Ladies....
Happy Mother's Day!!! Because Mother or not, just being you makes a difference in someone's life.
Happy Mother's Day to all the Mother's and Single Father's on this site.....Take the day for yourself and pamper yourself to the fullest.....
es and a bouquet of s to all
Sassykath

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I hope all the mother`s on BP had a wonderful Mother`s Day, god bless you all and if it for all the mother`s non of us would be here enjoy each other
God bless
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Mike :D
My friend Susan and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet.

Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question she had. Susanís mother was very skeptical until Susan said, "It's true, Mom. Think of something to ask it."

As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Susanís mother thought a minute, then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"

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One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" asked Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.

"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.

Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"

"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"


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I like what gemniguy, lovetheclassics said. but when to timr it is next. I have to be honest with myself and diffently my mother. I have progressive MS, and mother goes with me to the doctors. I sevred 20yrs. active duty in the closet, it is time to settle it out. now the question is when to tell them. thanks for the imput. hope to see you soon.
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
one of our family members has lost a family member. this is going to be real hard for Rose, her mother in law passed away today. she had to tell her hubby of this tragedy. because he was on his way home from seeing his mother. she can use are support and our prayers. so please keep her family in mind during this time of sorrow.

thank you all so very much
tammy and larrry
One , Two , Red , Blue ..or what ever color we can find, and then there is the whole story about a Pink ......argggggggg !!!!
I think that we could get a group rate for therapy, now what is That Shrink's #?
This is our story......
Last night we had this dream. We were alone with our mother in a subway compartment, and the door opened, and their stood...Sigmund Freud! And he was HUGE. Our mother turned to us and said, "He's right: it is time for a spanking" and suddenly the subway car started to rock back and forth, and when it stopped Dr. Freud and mother were gone, and the cat was on top of the refrigerator, and we cried because we wanted for breakfast, not toast and jam! Our Spanish-speaking maid apologized and flew away, and the cat turned into a bottle vodka. Then we woke up and smoked a pickle.
DnK
One weekend, a man decided to call his mother in Florida because it had been quite some time since they had chatted. The man asked his mother, "How are you doing?"

She said, "Not to good. I' have been very weak."

The son then asked, "Mom, why are you so weak?"

She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."

The son then asked, "How come you haven't eaten in 38 days?"

His mother replied, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food when you called."

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Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."
One day a little girl is outside playing then a little boy from up the street came down with a football.

The little girl asked the little boy if she can have the football

The little boy replies this is a boys toy you can't have it because it's a boys toy

The little girl runs crying to her mother wanting a football so her mother gets her a football

The next day the little boy comes down the street and sees the little girl with a football

See i can have what ever boys have says the little girl

The next day the little boy comes back with a dirt bike and says to the little girl this is a boys toy you can't have one cause it's a boys toy

The little runs crying to her mother wanting a dirt bike so her mother gets her one

The next day the little boy sees the little girl on a dirt bike and the little girl says see i can have what ever boys have

Then the little boy pulls down his pants and says you see this only boys can have these you can't have everything boys have

Once again the little girl runs crying to her mother

The next day the little boy comes down the street and sees the little girl and says see i told you you can't have everything boys have

Then the little girl stands up and pulls up her dress and says my mommy says as long as i have this i can have as many of those as i want
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"

"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?"

"Oh, the stork brought us too."

"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted.

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Stan started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful four-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"

"Frannie, Frannie," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama."

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words." Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama, words like dust, wash, iron, and cook . . . "

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I'd say my first time was 8 or 10 years old with a boy about the same age, the son of a friend of my mother's. While my mother was jabbering away over coffee, the two of us would play in an adjacent bed room - before I knew it, one thing lead to another and for some reason, as I laid on the floor with him looking over me, I exposed my penis to which he silently stared at it for a moment then quickly put it in his mouth. He kept telling me that; "this is how my girlfriend does it" while hungrily sucking my hard on.
Even though I would not discover the pleasure of orgasm until I jerked off at 13, the feeling was so pleasurable that I always wanted to do it again.
Regardless of these saddened times, we need to support all the men and women that are fighting for our country. My son's friends all joined the Marines and it looks as though my son might be enlisting as well. As a Mother this saddens me yet as a Mother he will have my full support. If you have a moment, take the time to write a soldier. They really do look forward to mail and there are also other things you can do such as donate old cell phones which help buy them phone cards to make those calls home.
No One wants war but in the meantime our love and our prayers are so very needed.

and s to all

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Mother
ting when I was 13 I would spy on my mother while she was taking a bath, I always wanted to have sex with her never did, love chating about Mother/Son or any family sex
Menstruation
Mother Nature. It's all good.
Incest Roleplay
when I was 14 I wanted fuck my mother never did but still think about it
Age Play
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.

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