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Single mother looking for some fun
5' 1 hazel eyes mother of 1
Mother of 3, bbw. Soon to be divorced but very interested in being with a woman or couple.
Sexy and intelligent ... mother of 4 looking for a female to have some girl time with! NO COUPLES OR MEN !!! Thank you
Married mother of 2. No experience with women. Extremely shy. I want someone to talk to before meeting.
I am a single mother, working, and going to school full time. So I have am busy a lot. Not looking for a relationship just someone to spend some time with and get to know.
mother of four very laid-back drink smoke. outgoing love to have fun laugh love to put yours to clean. I'm looking for someone that loves to have adult fun that no what they want someone that's real no lies no b******* just keeping it real
Confident, driven, very social, easy to get to know, down to earth... My mother always said I was intimidating when I was younger but I don't see that. I love meeting people. Perhaps the outer shell seems intimidating, but it's easy to crack it. ;) I warm up easily if I'm comfortable with someone. I like to flirt if I'm attracted to someone. I love to laugh, smile and see others having fun.
My name is Nasya I'm 23 years old I'm 6ft1 caramel skin toned, brown eyes, shoulder length hair, and a beautiful smile. I'm a mother of 2, I enjoy my music (I Rap), I like exploring, and nature. I'm a real down to earth type of girl. I have a Fiance' his name is DJ he's 28, years old, her 6ft 4, chocolate skin toned, brown eyes, shoulder length dreads, a amazing smile. Hes a cool down to earth man who enjoys spoiling his queen. All in a nutshell we are both looking for another female to share in a first time sexual experience for the both of us
We are a happily committed and married (F+M) couple looking for a woman (21-40yrs old preferably) to have a threesome. We have been together for 15 years. We are each other's best friends and each other's firsts and only - first date, first kiss, first...everything. We are interested in having our first threesome with another female. I am 5'7", 125lbs, with a pretty face and a slim build, small B cup, fair skin with natural dark brown hair and green eyes. If I were to choose a celebrity that I resemble, then I think Megan Fox would give you a great idea about my looks. My husband is 6'7", 250lbs, brown hair and hazel eyes. Think Marshall (Jason Segal) from the 'How I Met Your Mother' sitcom. I love my strong, tall man - in and out of bed. We are looking to share each other with another female who is interested in both of us.
Like "Stella", I'm just a guy trying to somehow find a way to get his goddamned groove back. I'm sick of all the boredom and all the lackluster nights...and I'm especially sick of endlessly/fruitlessly-futilely searching around for the Truly Legit, dream Partner-in-Crime-of-Mine that's supposedly out there for me somewhere: with whom I 'might' be able to hopefully one day, start spending the rest of my life Adventurously being adventurously in Love with. I'm just absolutely itchin' in someway one day - and by any legitimately appropriable and theoretically manageable, plausibly possible means too - to somehow start finding myself a way to re-begin rediscovering and rekindling all the swagger, groove, and lost pep in my step seemingly long-gone dissipated after WAY TOO MANY YEARS of constant heartbreak, never-ending letdowns, and miserable sorrows: let alone a perpetuating mental monstrosity of "All Work and No Play making (Rob) a very dull boy INDEED:-(:-(:-(" I'm legit... I'm completely for real... and I'm truly fucking GAME FOR IT ALL!!! And rest assured that though it may seem that I might come off like a straight-up freaking Jack at times...I promise you that I'm truly never intentionally trying to be a Fucking Ass: I'm just a straight-shooting Character of Characters whom also just so happens to have his head actually squarely above his shoulders too with a sincerely warm-loving heart to boot as well. But 'that' DOESN'T MEAN that I'm NOT still ENTIRELY ALL ABOUT, ALWAYS just trying to conjure and stir up something fiercely mischievous and unbelievably-naughtily troublesome at the flick of a whim...and usually for the very most simplest of reasons too: i.e., my 'just' simply NEEDING to get myself into a whole lotta' naughty-ass mischief and borderliningly felonious 'trouble' every now and then!!!;-) I'd be the most True-to-Life and entertainingly crazed, Real-World-esque Mother F"in' "FOMENTER" of Fomenters that you'd ever fucking meet in all of your days...GUARAN'FRIGGIN'TEED!!! - [though that'd be ONLY IF you wisely decided to just give me an actual whirl for yourself sometime?] - But for the record in all truthfulness...I sincerely and whole-heartedly really do truly exemplify the very essence of a fomenter all the way down to the fundamental base of their existential core. So whaddaya' say/ whatcha' think??? Wanna' start inciting, instigating, and stirring up a little rebellious action and social discord with me sometime?
in my opion {and it means nothing} sounds like u have a deep down sexual desire for your mother-in-law even though you say shes not attractive iam not buying it there are other ways of preventing her from sticking her nose where it doesnt belong i dont think exposing yourself to your mother -in-law makes amy sence unless u really want her to see u nakked my ex mother -in - law was exactly the same way i just told her off one day and she stoped but do what u want its your marriage you would be jepordizing make the right choice
To all the Ladies....
Happy Mother's Day!!! Because Mother or not, just being you makes a difference in someone's life.
Happy Mother's Day to all the Mother's and Single Father's on this site.....Take the day for yourself and pamper yourself to the fullest.....
es and a bouquet of s to all
Sassykath

Flowe r
I hope all the mother`s on BP had a wonderful Mother`s Day, god bless you all and if it for all the mother`s non of us would be here enjoy each other
God bless
s & es -------Flowe r

Mike :D
My friend Susan and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet.

Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question she had. Susanís mother was very skeptical until Susan said, "It's true, Mom. Think of something to ask it."

As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Susanís mother thought a minute, then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"

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D i c k
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" asked Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.

"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.

Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"

"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"


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I like what gemniguy, lovetheclassics said. but when to timr it is next. I have to be honest with myself and diffently my mother. I have progressive MS, and mother goes with me to the doctors. I sevred 20yrs. active duty in the closet, it is time to settle it out. now the question is when to tell them. thanks for the imput. hope to see you soon.
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
one of our family members has lost a family member. this is going to be real hard for Rose, her mother in law passed away today. she had to tell her hubby of this tragedy. because he was on his way home from seeing his mother. she can use are support and our prayers. so please keep her family in mind during this time of sorrow.

thank you all so very much
tammy and larrry
One , Two , Red , Blue ..or what ever color we can find, and then there is the whole story about a Pink ......argggggggg !!!!
I think that we could get a group rate for therapy, now what is That Shrink's #?
This is our story......
Last night we had this dream. We were alone with our mother in a subway compartment, and the door opened, and their stood...Sigmund Freud! And he was HUGE. Our mother turned to us and said, "He's right: it is time for a spanking" and suddenly the subway car started to rock back and forth, and when it stopped Dr. Freud and mother were gone, and the cat was on top of the refrigerator, and we cried because we wanted for breakfast, not toast and jam! Our Spanish-speaking maid apologized and flew away, and the cat turned into a bottle vodka. Then we woke up and smoked a pickle.
DnK
One weekend, a man decided to call his mother in Florida because it had been quite some time since they had chatted. The man asked his mother, "How are you doing?"

She said, "Not to good. I' have been very weak."

The son then asked, "Mom, why are you so weak?"

She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."

The son then asked, "How come you haven't eaten in 38 days?"

His mother replied, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food when you called."

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Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."
One day a little girl is outside playing then a little boy from up the street came down with a football.

The little girl asked the little boy if she can have the football

The little boy replies this is a boys toy you can't have it because it's a boys toy

The little girl runs crying to her mother wanting a football so her mother gets her a football

The next day the little boy comes down the street and sees the little girl with a football

See i can have what ever boys have says the little girl

The next day the little boy comes back with a dirt bike and says to the little girl this is a boys toy you can't have one cause it's a boys toy

The little runs crying to her mother wanting a dirt bike so her mother gets her one

The next day the little boy sees the little girl on a dirt bike and the little girl says see i can have what ever boys have

Then the little boy pulls down his pants and says you see this only boys can have these you can't have everything boys have

Once again the little girl runs crying to her mother

The next day the little boy comes down the street and sees the little girl and says see i told you you can't have everything boys have

Then the little girl stands up and pulls up her dress and says my mommy says as long as i have this i can have as many of those as i want
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"

"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?"

"Oh, the stork brought us too."

"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted.

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Stan started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful four-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"

"Frannie, Frannie," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama."

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words." Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama, words like dust, wash, iron, and cook . . . "

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I'd say my first time was 8 or 10 years old with a boy about the same age, the son of a friend of my mother's. While my mother was jabbering away over coffee, the two of us would play in an adjacent bed room - before I knew it, one thing lead to another and for some reason, as I laid on the floor with him looking over me, I exposed my penis to which he silently stared at it for a moment then quickly put it in his mouth. He kept telling me that; "this is how my girlfriend does it" while hungrily sucking my hard on.
Even though I would not discover the pleasure of orgasm until I jerked off at 13, the feeling was so pleasurable that I always wanted to do it again.
Regardless of these saddened times, we need to support all the men and women that are fighting for our country. My son's friends all joined the Marines and it looks as though my son might be enlisting as well. As a Mother this saddens me yet as a Mother he will have my full support. If you have a moment, take the time to write a soldier. They really do look forward to mail and there are also other things you can do such as donate old cell phones which help buy them phone cards to make those calls home.
No One wants war but in the meantime our love and our prayers are so very needed.

and s to all

Interests:

Mother
ting when I was 13 I would spy on my mother while she was taking a bath, I always wanted to have sex with her never did, love chating about Mother/Son or any family sex
Menstruation
Mother Nature. It's all good.
Incest Roleplay
when I was 14 I wanted fuck my mother never did but still think about it
Fucking My Girl Friends Mom
I fucked my wife's mother. we had an affair that went on for 4 years. she was better at oral than her daughter and loved anal. the wife never found out.
Cuckold
We have but, my (Rob) family doesn;t think that it is healthy ... I love my wife but after being married seveal years it may be time to help her find a new cuck ... I can not afford not to ...... any way llets jut say that I believe that my wife (Val) will soon be looking for a new playmate .... I just hope that he knows that if he doesn't treat her well .... just because we will no longer be WITH each other does not mean that I will allow any to hurt my childs mother ... or my WIFE .. This may be MY last post.

Good-bye all

Rob
Age Play
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.

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