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Hey all you sexy people!! Hope to meet some of you! We're an easy going, fun, drama-free, married couple looking for some new & exciting experiences. We are completely secure in our relationship and have an absolutely amazing sex life but we're ready to explore more options with each other. The last six months or so we've been opening up and exploring some of our fantasies with each other. Well, we're ready to take the next adventure and meet some like minded people. We both have some threesome and bisexuality experience but it's been over 10 years for either of us. We'd prefer to meet another bi couple but not close minded to a bi guy or bi girl. The only line we're not ready to cross right now is having sex (intercourse) with anyone of the opposite sex besides your significant other. We're honest, clean, hard working, regular folks who lead somewhat normal lives. We love sports, especially football and college basketball. We enjoy hanging with friends whether it be out for dinner and drinks or one of the local pubs for beer and a few games of pool. Our music interests are very diverse from Primus to Rush to Waylon Jennings and we go to shows as often as we can. Don't get us wrong, a quiet night at home with a little buzz and something good on the boob tube is a favorite too! We're not 20 something anymore and now understand the line, "It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night"!! Haha! Just kidding (sorta). We're looking forward to hearing from some fun, adventurous people interested in having a good time with no expectations.
On the other hand ..I do have...
Tube tops...
Ya know I went and tried the TP tube to measure my penis but , my cock is to thick to fit inside , now what ?
Anybody have one? Here is our first shot at one. We found a cheap ($50) reciprocating saw and attached an old toy to the end with epoxy and copper tube. Anybody else have a better designs or ideas?
if its yours, theres a cord attached to it somewhere? its a 2010 prototype bong? a cigar holder for phallus shaped cigars? a test tube for newborns? no clue here
You could go to ovguide. Go to the adult section and there are hundreds of sites there. Spankwire, xnxx, lube tube, hamster, ect are all on the site. We personally like spankwire. It shows you a slideshow of the vids before you actually watch it.
last time I was in FLA was 97, so I don't know any one there anymore. But if some person was nice enough to get me an advertising poster from the daytona 500 and the rolex 24, I would reply in kind with something they wanted from the Seattle area. the posters I am referring to are sometimes 16x24 in or so and can be found in bars or the 7-11, that type of thing. I don't want anybody to pay for them, just the freebies. I will pay for the postage and mailing tube and you will have my greatest love forever and a returned favor of your choice...thanks:)
heres part of one although not the one i read.
In the sexually unstimulated state, the vagina is shaped like a flattened tube, the sides of which are collapsed on each other. It is not a continually open space, or "hole" as often thought by both women and men. It is a potential space.

Because of its muscular tissue, the vagina has the ability to expand and contract, like a balloon, allowing a baby to pass through during childbirth, or adjusting to fit snugly around a tampon, a finger or any size penis.

I will look later for the other one.
Its a really cool sensation! It's soooo kinky! Esspecially when you are really good at it and the guy starts really getting into it! Most of the times I haven't had the chance to taste the juice,as it were. Almost everytime the guy would say something to let me know he was about to fire off and I would have him in deep so most of it was shot into the back of my throut and I'd start swallowing right away. Sometimes the guy doesn't want you to know...I guess he thinks you're gonna stop or spit or whatever . that happened to me and the first indication he was blowing his top was my mouth filling up,then I noticed a mildly salty taste. No worries,just swallow! And don't forget , after he's cooled down a little, suck on the head gently as you work the last few drops up and out like you were doing a tube of tooth paste! Yum!
I am absolutely shocked at the lack of compassion of some members in the chat room on a recent visit. I had emergency surgery on Tuesday the 24th for one problem and a drainage tube was inserted in my right kidney. The MRI taken after the surgery to show it's proper insertion, showed a very large tumor on my left kidney as well. The biopsy will be sometime this week. Since cancer runs in my family, it is a good possibility it is malignant. Needless to say my mother is very upset as she does not want to outlive her son. I'm only 45 and I'm not ready to die yet. I don't want sympathy, I just wanted a little compassion and understanding. In the chat room I mentioned the surgery and the tumor and I was treated wrong. I am a very nice person, I don't deserve to be sick, and I sure as hell don't deserve to be treated like crap by members.:(:(:(:(:(
Howdy everyone!

I've been a little cranky lately and that is something I do not really wanna be! I know that we can all get that way from time to time. Why pet peeves? I think it does a lot of good to vent every now and then and get things off your chest and I just wanted to vent a little then give everyone else a chance to do the same.
When it comes to sex, my pet peeve is when people do not wanna get to know you and only look at the outside. I am thinking you might as well buy a blow up doll if that is all you are after. I love getting to know people and having a good time with them, being friends then if the other happens cool and if not that is cool too. It is no reflexion on either party as a person plus you may have made a new friend. Friends are the things in life that make it worth living..and to be a good friend is a high art..I cherish all my friends and am a very loyal person sometimes to a fault.
If someone only wants to talk about sex or wants me to feel sorry for them because they are not getting any sex at home from their wife/hubby then you do not know me very well cause that is not what I am about. I try very hard to be nice to everyone but ya gotta draw a line somewhere ya know? I do not go behind anyone's back and sneak around..that too is not me..I am not judging anyone else but that is not my style..
Ever since I was diagnosed with breast cancer, things have changed for me, my whole perspective on life has changed. Knowing that I am going to be ok is a huge huge thing for me and that I am classified as Stage 1 makes a difference but still, I would not change my new outlook for anything in the world..I have been given a great gift even if it is not under the best of circumstances. I start radiation treatments next week and have this bulby thing with a tube sticking out of my left breast as a reminder..well how in the hell could I forget! LOL
Attitude, attitude, attitude is the number one thing that either draws me to another person or causes me to walk away..sensitivity, a good attitude and a sense of humor all add up to something very special to me..

Ok I am feeling much better already! Thanks for listening and speak up ya'll! I can attest to the fact that it does a person a world of good to get things off their chest and out into the not let those things fester..what is bugging you?


Caveat: Not intended to be medical advice and may not be safe: Utilize at your own risk:

From the hardware store:
Ice maker supply line tubing (kit w/garden hose fitting/adapter)
One adapter: faucet to garden hose

From the Health food store:
Bees wax
Coconut oil

From the sex toy store:
little mini-bullet
G-spot and/or prostate vibes
small anal plug/vibe id available

Attach the dangerous tubing thang to the bathroom sink faucet and have a seat...hey...there's a chair!


You will need to adjust temperature and be certain it's a STABLE temp, nobody can flush the toilet in the other bathroom and scald you---and easy on the pressure
NEVER apply something like this to a vagina, I know women use showerheads, but this may be dangerous.

And use caution and common sense--if your water temp/pressure are unstable you could injure yourself it a failure and convert to beer bong style device;)

But with a little of the bees wax on your fingertip coat the tip and guide the tube and take in as much water as you can at a time and then go with the flow...rinse and repeat...

I couldn't fathom a little enema doing a thorough job, and with our modern may be amazed how much better you feel after a good cleanse.

IMO being really clean is key to the whole thing, clean, comfortable, RELAXED.

And don't rush it..that's delicate tissue and it's not realistic to expect you can accomodate a cock first time...explore fingers for awhile first...try some small beads those are fun.

Be also warned that sex toys somtimes (usually) have toxic leftovers on the surface...brand new...and some likely out-gas.....if it burns(burning sensation)...something is not right either the toy or lube is toxic,.

A while back high school kids had a fad of taking liquor shots analy--somehow and it absorbs into the blood faster that route sombody beware toxic sex toys...

Anyhow I like beeswax and coconut oil as lubes(start with the wax and small toys/fingers...then switch to the oil for "glide"

I don't trust the chemicals listed on the lube products, (the wax, oil I buy is organic, only one ingredient on the label..)

Take your time...major orgasms if you do!

I've acheived analgasm(not prostate, not penile climax) twice...
took awhile...was worth it haha.



Rape Role Play
I fantasize on both sides of this. Many different scenarios. A favorite is always in the woods. If I am the "victim", I am a very feminine young woman in tiny daisy duke shorts and tube top with long, flowing hair hiking alone when I meet a huge dude with big freakin' muscles and masculine face with stubble on his face and a hairy, flexing chest. He says "Well, I guess you know what happens next. You can lie down now or I can make you... Which is it, little girl?" He's already rubbing his bulge through tight jeans and moving toward me. I start to run, but he easily catches me, one big hand in my crotch and the other around my big tits. I am feather light in his huge, long arms. He takes me down on the ground and starts humping my hot round ass, crushing me under his weight. Pulling of my shorts and g string, he rolls me over and slips my tube top around my wrists, my arms pinned over my head. I can't believe how big and hard his chest and arm muscles are! He pulls off his pants and, yes, a cock like a rolling pin with a purplish mushroom head. As his biceps wrap around my rib cage and squeeze like a vice, he pushes the veined monster into my wet pussy and his tongue into my full, quivering lips. His stubble scraps my soft cheek. I don't fight, that would be pointless. My girlish moans and sighs pour out of me as his huge thrusts drive him balls deep, his big hard balls slapping my ass. I am only too willing to take this massive man until he is done with me! Guess you can't rape the suddenly willing! He stands up, his prong still in me, easily picking up my small frame like a doll and sliding me up and down his ripped torso and cock. I came and came and finally, so did he with a loud, animal roar, pushing me down on his prong. He shudders and jerks uncontrollably. So much cum! It ran out of me down both of my long, tanned legs which were still twitching in ecstasy as he dropped me to my knees. I take his head and make out with the cum laden tip of it, his massive balls filling both of my little hands.
In the other scenario, I am this guy...
Which one do you want to be?

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You guys are doing an awesome job with this site.  What a great concept!  Hope to chat sometime!