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|A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "Grandpa, please talk like a frog." |
Grandpa replied, "What? I'm not going to talk like a frog!"
The little boy again asked, "Come on, Grandpa. Talk like a frog, please."
Grandpa again said, "No! Go bother your grandmother."
The little boy finally gave up and left.
A little while later, the little boy's sister came in and said, "Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me?"
Grandpa, of course, replied, "NO!"
The little girl then bed, "Please, Grandpa will you talk just like a frog?"
Grandpa was very disturbed by now and asked, "What is it with you and your brother? Why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?"
The little girl looked at her Grandpa and said, "Well, last night daddy told us that when you croak, we're going to go to Disney World."
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While we're eating, a young kid comes over and sits at the table next to us. I notice Grandpa staring at the kid, and pretty soon the kid notices it. Grandpa's being pretty obvious, and everytime the kid looks over, there's Grandpa staring. Now, this kid is a punker, spiked hair, with 3 different colors, blue, green, and yellow. You all know the type...
Finally the kid can't take it and asks, "Got problem old man?"..now knowing Grandpa, I hurry up and swallow my food so as not to choke when he answers..good thing I did...because his response was...
"Well, one day when I was your age I got drunk and fucked a peacock, I just was wondering if you could be my son"
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Leaning close to his wife, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa Stanley whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
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He was surprised she’d ask such a question at her age, but thought if she’s old enough to ask, she’s old enough to get a straight answer. He wouldn’t shirk his responsibility.
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Take care, and have many, many happy years together!!
It's been 1 year to this day! Last year during Thanksgiving Day weekend 2004 my wife let me orgasm in her. That was the last time! I've been j/o since!
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