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GLBTPI	Santa's Miranda Rights Q: Why did Santa get arrested? A: He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree! Father Christmas? Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? A. Cause he only comes once a year! The Priest and the Christmas Tree Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike? A: The balls are only for decoration. . Send Mail IM
justbnus	A little boy got on a bus, sat next to a man reading a book. The little boy noticed that the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many," and starts reading again. The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls, and 2 grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way.." The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and once again turns to read his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while. Then he leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your Pants backwards instead of your collar!" Send Mail IM
Lionessa	"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..." Hug Kiss Send Mail IM
Lionessa	"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..." Send Mail IM
Lionessa	Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him an said, " Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come"...? Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced my hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat"... The priest said, " Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind"...? Murphy replied, " Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all"..... With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, eh"...? Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left my hat"..... Send Mail IM
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chillywilly	Pussy Worship I was 17 yo when a neighbor woman, Mrs. Pruitt, (35 yo) taught me the art of cunnilingus. She also taught me to call it "Worshipping the Goddess" I have knelt at that altar many times and still can't get enough of it. There is nothing I would rather do . Besides giving pleasure to the recipient, it fills my soul.,:-PFlower Send Mail IM
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