|I am a good person, who is energetic, outgoing and likes to have fun. I want a person who is the same way. I am looking to hook up with men, women and male/female couples. I am completely bisexual and love to do everything with a man and a woman. I like to suck cock/get sucked. I like to fuck/get fucked. I would love to get fucked with a strap on dick. I would love to have a full day fuck session. I love to eat pussy and when I fuck men I do it strictly bareback.|
|I'm looking for a good hearted woman to make a new family with. I have a business, home, cars and a beautiful 4.5 year old daughter. Have my stuff together. I've not been dating the past year. I'm waiting to meet someone with potential. I'm mostly interested in meeting a Bi woman that's interested in seeking a triad relationship with another woman. I'm Bi, experienced and keep myself open to other things also. I'm certainly not in this lifestyle for the sex. I'm not interested in hookups. I've been in this lifestyle since I was a teenager. It all seems perfectly natural to me. I like people that can see past the typical stereotype that American society tries to mold us all into. I tend to like people that are not typical mindless followers of what society suggest we should be. It's great if you are different, not so much if you're psychotic. I may move in the coming months as part of starting a new life. I hope to meet my new partner before making any decisions on a choosing a new home. I tend to hang on to things I like. I've had a 10 year relationship, then I was with my ex wife for 10 years. My last relationship was five years. In the first two relationships we parted as friends. My last girl passed away. I've had the same bank account since I was 14 years old. I had my first job and bought my first car when I was 14. I've had the same cell phone account since 1997. That was my first cell phone. I want a stable family. I'm not one to roam around in life. Travel and vacation yes. I don't smoke. I might have one to three drinks when I'm out for dinner three or four times a year. I've not even done that in 2 years. I'm very affectionate. I like to spend my time with my girl and family. I tell the truth and don't hide things from my partner. If you have to lie and hide things something is very wrong. The girl I've been with for the past five years passed away from a totally unexpected heart attack July 2013. We had a great relationship and a now 4.5yo daughter together. I certainly don't want anyone that's angry and volatile. My daughter is very sweet, well mannered and friendly. I would like to keep her that way. She's in a dance class now. I plan to get her involved in many activities to see what she likes and what she's good at. We're both healthy. I'm easy going, very grounded and sensible. I have a lot of hobbies and interest. I've been into camping, white water rafting, music, martial arts and other things in the past. My daughter and my business keeps me pretty busy these days. I have employees that run my retail electronics store. I started the business from scratch in 1995. I employee two ministers that run the store. One was a friend before he started working for me and has worked for me over 13 years. I'm non-religious. I mostly work from home. I can work from anywhere with internet access and do what I want from day to day. I take my daughter to parks, playgrounds and drive-in movies a lot. I like to travel to a warm beach during the winter. This is what I'm looking for: Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.|
|I am a closet CD for 30 plus years who loves cock and enjoys giving and receiving. to fully dress up and suck and fuck all night.|
|Sensual and uninhibited married couple who love to fuck. We are extremely comfortable in our relationship but want to keep it hot. What better way to includeYOU! We are open minded and do not judge! Must be discreet and of course...sexy!|
|bi-curious male, bisexual female. just lookin for some fun. my GF got me into wearin bra & panties when we fuck. now its the only way i can JO ) if we hit it off then we could get the wife to help us out MMMM .... its me (o)(o) lol & i luv men in panties mmmm would luv to see my man in his panties suckin a big cock )|
|We have only been together since March, 2005 and have only been in the lifestyle since mid-2005. We are very much in love and expect to be together for the rest of our lives. Although I (Dean) had been hetero all my life, I had many homo fantasies, and I had several experiences with other men before we met. We have had several terrific s with other men who are also bi, but we have not yet met the right woman that Lorene feels comfortable enough with to give it a try. We are still looking for that right woman or couple. Some of the time we play separately, and we both love to fuck bareback.|
|38yo bisexual male. Well I'm open to a lot and interested in a lot. I would love to experience more of my submissive side, find an attractive and well hung man to make me his cum slut to fuck me, just make sure he's happy and taken care off. Another is a few woman with strap-ons. I also like black men and woman and would love to even try a gang bang. I would really enjoy being with a bi couple and enjoy sucking a cock off together with a woman, eating her out while she's getting fucked, and DP her. And of course good fun kinky sexy with a woman, from eating her out to fucking her in the ass and everything in between. Not really into Piss, Scat, extreme pain or torture, and of course NO KIDS!|
|I am a lifelong bisexual male who is equally comfortable with either gender or both depending on the circumstance and what others are seeking, I like to feel I am a sensitive caring male who does not abuse or misuse others, but is into mutual pleasure and filling some fantasies if I may be sooo blessed to be a part of...willing to look at new things and even try if not tooooo far out in left field...but mostly am just a very sexual and sensual guy, fairly well endowed who loves sex with others...a year ago had prostate cancer surgery, leaving me semenless....which can be a good thing...*S* also impotent, HOWEVER, doctor introduced me to a shot which gives erections lasting up to 3 hours, so even after my orgasm, I still am doing an imitation of the "bunny" and keep on going and going and going.....And to those who scoff at age...it's only a number, remember young men fuck and old men make love. ISI And with all this comes "bragging rights" to the question, "How old was the oldest person you have had sex with ?"|
|I have always been curious sexually and really enjoy both voyeurism and exhibitionism. I am probably more bi-sexual at this point than just bi-curious. I have had a few experiences and have enjoyed them all. I guess I can share a few with you. I talked my wife into going to a swinger's club just to watch 6 or 7 years ago. We both really enjoyed the atmospher and the voyeurism. She was afraid that people would approach her or would pressure us to have sex with them; but that didn't happen and the people were actually very friendly, nice and sociable. Since then we have been to dozens of clubs together (most of these clubs only allow couples). I would love to swing and swap partners with another couple; but my wife is not ready to see me with another women. About 5 years ago, we went to a club in New York city. They have a policy that if you want to go back into the play rooms, you have to take your clothes off. My wife decided to humor me; so we got naked and joined the action. She was seated on a couch and I was in front of her eating her out while a large black guy was doing the same to his girlfriend who was sitting right next to my wife. I watch as he slowly slid up and placed his huge cock at the entrance to his girlfriend's pussy. I couldn't take my eyes off of his cock, but as I glanced down at my wife, I saw that she was watching the same thing that I was. After a few minutes, the guys politely asked if he could feel my wife's 34G breasts. I turned to her and whispered in to her ear, "he asked me if he could feel your breasts?". She surprised me by saying, "Really? He actually asked you if he could feel my tits?". I said, "Yes". So she said "OK". I turned back to the guy and gestured for him to help himself. As he reached over to caress her boobs, I slowly inserted my cock into my wife's pussy. I couldn't believe how wet she was. After a minute, the guy removed his hand, so I leaned forward to say thank you to my wife. But she surprised me again and said "I bet you would like to see him fuck me with that huge cock, wouldn't you?" I just nodded and then said "why? would you do it?" She said "yes." As quick as I could, before she changed her mind, I turned to the black guy and asked him if we would like to fuck my wife. In the blink of an eye, he reached for another condom, opened the package with one hand, pulled out of his girlfriend and unrolled the condom onto his gigantic cock. I quickly moved up next to my wife so I had a good view and then the guy slowly started to inch his thick dick into my wife's dripping cunt. A thousand emotions flashed through my mind in that moment; but I was out of my mind turned on. Anyway, he very fucked her very sensuously for a few minutes until my wife came. He wasn't finished but politely pulled out and went back to fucking his girlfriend. Nothing has come close to the excitement of that moment. I have been hooked on watching my wife fuck and suck other men ever sense. We attended a few gang-bang parties where lots of pre-screened men show up to allow women to fuck as many guys as they want. I really got off watching my wife pick out the guys and blow or fuck them. Next we found a straight guy on the internet that my wife was willing to meet for a MFM threesome. He was a nice guy and we met him 5 or six times. During one of those meetings, I slid up behind my wife while she was riding his cock and inserted my dick into her ass. She went absolutely crazy. She is usually very quite during sex, but this time she was yelling and screaming "God YES!! Fuck Me!". She came like crazy over and over. We did that again once and it was just as good the second time; but then that guy got a girlfriend and didn't want to play anymore. We have met up with about half-dozen other men. One of them had a beautiful dick about 8 inches long but a reasonable width. He saw me fascinated by his dick and asked me if I wanted to touch it. I shyly said yes. Then I took ahold of it and slowly started to stroke it up and down. I wanted so bad to take into my mouth but was afraid i would freak him out; so instead I offered it back to my wife. After that, I couldn't stop thinking about sucking a cock. I finally found an adult bookstore where I read that all types attended. Gay guys are the most common, but bi-guys and women looking for gang-bangs also show up from time-to-time. I visited there several times and had witnessed some interesting things; but on this one particular evening, there was only me and one other guy in the place. He was sitting on the other side of the room looking strangely at each other. He suddenly got up and walk over to me. He was standing in front of me and he said "Hi, my name is Joe". I said "Hi." He then asked me if I ever sucked a cock before and I said "No." He then said "Would you like to?" I said, "Yes. I think I would." He then pulled his shorts down and off. He wasn't wearing any underwear so his flaccid penis was directly in front of my face. It looked really small, and I was actually a bit surprised. But I leaned forward and placed my lips around his entire shaved cock and balls. It felt really strange: spongy and soft yet rubbery at the same time. He immediately started to get hard; and within a few seconds, it had grown to a couple of inches. So I started moving my mouth up and down on his cock while he stood in front of me. I was enjoying the fact that I could take his entire cock in my mouth; but that didn't last long. His dick kept on growing and was soon too big to fit comfortably in my mouth without gagging; so I moved my hand up and started stroking his shaft while moving my lips and tongue on the head. I felt a strange sense of power at that point that was out of character for me. I reached up, grabbed his hips and turned up toward the couch and made him sit down. I then moved between his legs and continued to give him a blow job. I was afraid he might come in my mouth; so I started jacking his cock with both hands paying extra attention to his frenulum while teasing his head. He started moaning like crazy and saying "Oh my god, I'm going to come!" I stroked his shaft more trying not to touch the head hoping that it would stretch it out; but he soon shot a rope of come up over my head. I really couldn't believe it. It happened so fast and afterwards, I was disappointed that I didn't let him come in my mouth. I really wanted to know what it would have felt like to have that powerful shot of come hitting the back of my throat. At that point, the owner of the shop popped his head in the door and shouted out that it was closing time. We picked up our things and left. I went straight out to my car and masturbated to one the most powerful orgasms of my life. Again, I was hooked. I went back to that same bookstore a couple of months later. This time, I told my wife that I wanted to jerk-off another guy and she said "Ok. You can play with other guys; just no playing with other women." I hadn't told her about my first experience. I'm sure she would have been fine with it; but for some reason just felt like something I should keep to myself. I had a few more bookstore experiences; but the fear of STS's keeps me from going back there. I got the curiosity out of my system; so now I only want more traditional experiences. My wife and I were approached by a guy who listed himself as bi and seemed nice and cute. My wife, knowing that I wanted to suck a cock but not knowing that I already had, asked me if I wanted to try a threesome with him. I jumped at it and we did hook up with the guy. My wife and I started out by sharing his cock with each of us taking turns sucking and licking his head or shaft. We moved to the bed and my wife continued to blow him while he sucked my dick. My god, did he know how to suck cock! Anyway, he came in my wife's mouth and she swallowed it all. He got up to go to the bath room and my wife turned to me and said "Oh my god, he tasted so good. You would have loved it!" I was really disappointed then. From that point on, I couldn't get the idea of swallowing a load of cum out of my mind. We found another bi-guy that joined us for a play date and I finally got taste my first load of cum only he didn't cum much so I barely knew it happened. I have never tried anal sex with a man (giving or getting); but I do fantasize about it. I guess that would have to be under the right conditions. At this point, I am really up for trying just about anything once. The only thing I am not into is male-on-male intimacy like hugging and kissing and I am not really into getting my nipples pinched or sucked. I would, however, really like to find a bi-guy for some occasional fun when the urge strikes (him or me). I would love to find someone that I trust enough to play with from time to time - no strings attached - that won't turn into a drama and wonit disrupt my otherwise normal life. While my wife accepts my needs when it comes to other men; I still prefer to keep it discrete and private.|
|Local both bi couples and bi singles are what we seek. If you like anal play all the better! We have limited play times, but looking to meet, first for drinks/dinner then if we click arrange a playdate. We hope the first of many more! Both bi couples are on the top of the list, the well hung guys are given priority too SINGLE GUYS - READ OUR ENTIRE PROFILE before you reply! We are a both bi couple. We love loooooong play sessions with select women, couples and VERY select men. Both shaved, both multi-cummers and both love to explore anything sexual!!! Please READ our profile BEFORE you reply, but then please do reply IF you are anything like what we seek!!! M = 6'1", 185lbs, 6.5" cock shaved - multi-cummer, long lasting, loves BIG cocks and BIG dildos and Strap-ons! P = 5'1", 110lbs, "B" cup with big dark nipples!, shaved - multi-cummer and always wet, she likes using her Strap-on to fuck women and guys Both of us are often mistaken for 10 years younger than we are and she is often taken for 15 years less!!! We are atractive and in good shape! She sometimes models, that should tell you something We are not seeking "Ken" or "Barbie", hell they had no genitalia, but we do like in shape people. If you're overweight we are not interested, sorry but it just does nothing for us. We are *not* hard core swingers, and have had a few great experiences. We are just looking for some variety and fun. We are patient and will not be rushing into meeting anyone until we are comfortable with them. Although we are both attractive and look younger than our years we will not provide face pics online. We're pretty open about ourselves here and we prefer chatting a bit and then if we seem to click there we can arrange meeting in public somewhere and chat some. If we click we can discuss next steps.|
|I am a 30something single, cute male, traditional background but bored with regular heterosex. I am ready to try something naughty/taboo. Very taboo. I have been fantasizing a lot lately about being with a married couple who want a full contact sex playmate to please them both. I have never had any experiences with men, but I have finally realized that I really want it. My fantasy is to find a sexy couple that will help me (gently, but urgently and sincerely) explore this new side of my sexuality. My favorite fantasy is to find an older (39-55) sexy couple that have been happily married a while, but want a little-bit submissive male to tease, tempt, titilate, and then firmly fuck. They shoud be very classy, clean and professional and well educated. A big turn on involves both being effective, well respected, but harried professionals who need a hot outlet for pent up tensions. I am the outlet. or would that be inlet? I can't wait to figure it out. I don't mind snobs if you don't mind me not being to much of one. They should be well off, or at least quite comfortable. Part of this fantasy is satisfying a couple that are bored with other things, and want a lot of wet sex to placate them She can be busty or not (though a big chest is a serious turn on), but she should be wide in the hips (not overweight) and have plenty of cheek low and outside. hehehe. Oh, and her pussy should be big with think pouty lips and a sweet taste... She should like silky/satiny clothing that accentuates her voluptuousness. A atarting point of this fantasy is my extreme attraction to the wife even though I learn that I have the hots for the husband once an accidental introduction is complete He should be slim/athletic but not a bodybuilder. He is sensative to me, but also hungry for satisfaction and not afraid to make this happen... slowely, gently, then.... He should have model-like good looks, because at the moment that is the only guy I can see myself ready to try this with. He should be slightly taller (6 feet nice) and well hung. I will consider average size manhood, but I really want the "full" experience for my first one. Going all the way you know!, so I should have it served up right. I am average to small myself, so I guess this is terribly hypocritical, but over the last year or so I have gravitated to viewing traditional porn that features big/huge hung men and have developed a serious interest in the well endowed. I have numerous fantasies of being "feminized" by this sexy and horny couple. They are subtle, but communicative about sexual interest and desires. They are both discreet professionals with good careers who think of me as their little boytoy. They want to show me that "they" are in charge and expect affection and satisfaction from me. They DO NOT have other relationships outside of ours, for one simple reason - safety. I want to ride "bareback" on my new cowboy, and I don't want to have to say "no" when he is ready to fill me with pudding, Just because i am worried about catching something seriously bad. Let me be straight (lol)... I want cum inside me, and not my own. I want it in my mouth AND my love tunnel. I want to become a cum guzzler. Oops! damn, now I brought it down to that level.... hehehe. I am readyforboth of you! Are you ready for me?|
|* * LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE: I'm addicted to bi sex. I'm always seeking over-sexual bi's for delicious times... * WHY WE SHOULD HOOK-UP: 1) We love porn 2) We love bi sex 3) We love toys # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # * Now, details..... WHO AM I? A 6'2" 205 lbs, tanned, athletic, bisexual guy that tastes great and are definitely filling (8"+). I love women and men and enjoy intimate times with both.. I HAVE A LOT OF GOOD FRIENDS and am successful in my career. I'm here to live and explore my other side. I'm fun to be around, low maintenance, and completely enjoy sharing pleasure with women, men and couples. I LOVE ORAL SEX -- giving and receiving, with women and men. I love the feeling of another's orgasm as well as my own around an excited cock. Don't allow my candor and rhetoric fool you. I'm a classy guy that enjoys the best but also appreciates simple things. But I also love feeling it deep in my throat while my appreciative woman watches jealously. I like to wear my Oakley's while you take some rally nasty pictures and videos of me deep throating the nearest cock. I've done well and need the same from my friends. I dress casually but can slip on the monkey suite and turn heads. I always present a professional image so very few know of my passion and how I love to please others. But I'm most comfortable in my birthday suite with you!! I'M AN OUTGOING "PEOPLE PERSON" who enjoys meeting new, fun people to go to sporting events (Lakers, Clippers, Dodgers, Angels, Kings, s, USC) with and later have hot, dynamite sex. # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # * Now to my "other side: I MAY APPEAR TO BE[/B] the "All American boy next door", I'm actually a kinky, nasty, errotic, well hung (8" and very oral 39 yo bi guy who looks like I'm 30 and acts like I'm 25. I'M A SEXUAL EPICUREAN AND LOVE PUSSY AND BIG COCK (not necessarily in that order). I like it all. I'm searching for those elusive bi's who are like me -- ovesexed, always horny and who can't get enough sex. I need someone to share myself, my sex and my life with. Bisexuals only. IN THE BEDROOM I love to play with sex toys (dildos and vibrators) and watch xxx porno DVDs. I love the feeling of being "filled-up" with a delicious dildo or vibrator. I especially like making others cum and the thought of a shooting cock makes me quiver! It's so damn hot..... WHEN WATCHING PORN or enjoying each other I love sliding a delicious dildo in my ass and having the best and hardest orgasms possible. I also love the hot, nasty feeling of a delicious cock banging away at me and women with their strap ons having their way with me. I LOVE BEING FILLED UP and crave that errotic feeling of a cockhead sliding deep inside my ass...... FINALLY, I LOVE snowballing with women and men who want to share cum! LET'S CUM TOGETHER SOON!!!!! Paul My Ideal Person: MY UTLIMATE GOAL: To meet young, kinky, open-minded bi women whom I can spoil and be her sugar daddy. She must be open to anything. Also to meet youngish, bi men for bi sex. I also want to make some very good sex/fuck friends. They will also be special friends that can share a closeness and some very intimate thoughts and times. Discretion is very important to me. I want my special friends to share privacy and intimacy. I'm very bi. I'm interested in hot, nasty, erotic sex with kinky, nasty uninhibited and open minded bi gals and (well hung) bi guys who love the same things as me: Well hung bi guys, kinky bi gals, couples and groups. I love eating pussy and sucking cock. Let's get together, life is too short.|
|one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law|
|I have the chance to have an encounter with my daughter's boyfriend of 6 months, wondering if I should. They were over the other night so she could do laundry. While He and I were upstairs, watching T.V. As we were talking he said he always wanted 2 be with an older guy. I look at the buldge in his pants and could see he wasn't lying. I told him I'd think about it and get back to him. I'd love 2, but if my daughter ever found out, my life would be over! Not to mention what her Mom would do!!! Just wondering what ever on thinks I should do...|
|Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....|
That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!
Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
|I am a single in the northern new york area 18 bi female looking for a single bi female i have a boyfriend and a daughter. I am not sure how my boyfriend feels about me dating girls he has sent me mixed signals on that.|
|Depends on the guys age. |
If he is pretty young (late teens, early 20s), I would say avoid it because he is likely to be sloppy in keeping secrets. Also the chances that your daughter and her boyfriend will not stick together. For one thing early relationships are rarely the ones that last. Two, the guy has the balls and sloppiness to hit on his girlfriend's father. He is a moron. He is just very, very lucky you swing that way and would consider doing it. He is eventually going to hit on someone who will rat him out. And again this is where youth works against you. Young love is vicious, he could likely use sex with you to hurt your daughter when they break up.
If he is older, then let your conscious be your guide.
I personally would never do it.
|me and my boyfriend are lookin for a girl to have a threesome my boyfriend is SEXY ass fuck snd we are willing to do anything hit me up|
|YesPatience is a virtue,and I have none,lol.I understand the attraction,and I can understand the predictament of being courious, We all go through the talking and setting up meeting with others that don't work out.And when you meet someone that is in real life and interested in sharing sex with you,you get interested.To each,his own,is the way I feel about it,but when it affects my family,my daughter,my son. I'd fuck him silly and let him be exposed for what he is.So lets get real here.I was just kidding.I'd by truthful to my daughter and ban his ass.Can you feel me now?|
|If your daughters boyfriend is interested in you and you were looking at his bulge then if i were you I go for it eventually your wife and your daughter will be pissed at first but then they will forgive you. So if you are interested on having sex with him go for it. Then again that's my opinion|
|Hey, was just wondering if you would send me a photo. I am looking to have my first time with a woman. I want to make this experience a threesome with my boyfriend. This is how I see it going. I would like to meet up in a public place. Have dinner and a few drinks. Then go to a hotel. I would start by changing into something a little more revealing ( i enjoy dressing down in lingerie ) I would start by kissing you, on your lips, on your neck, all while i was feeling on your breasts. I would continue by rubbing your pussy and making it throb. I would then proceed by taking your clothes off. I want to taste your pussy while i stick my fingers in it. I want you to cum all over me. My boyfriend will be doing everything I do to you to me at the same time. Then we are both gonna suck your pussy til you cry out for some cock. I am going to stick my dildo in your warm, wet, throbbing pussy and then I am gonna stick it in me while my boyfriend moves it back and forth between us. Then when we have both came, I want us to show my boyfriend some attention. I want us to suck his cock together, and play with his balls. Then I want to watch him fuck you while i lick and suck on your little clit, and play with your sexy breasts. Then he is gonna switch and fuck me while you ride my face. I want to fuck you with my strap on while he is fucking me from behind. I am hoping to make this an all night thing of the three of us pleasuring each other over and over.|
if this sounds like a good match for you, send us a photo!!! we will be patiently waiting!!!!
|I wish I could find a woman that want me to suck cock in front of her and maybe join in. Had a with a guy and girl and the girl and I sucked her boyfriend and vise versa. Then she sucked me and watched her boyfriend face fuck me. All I can say is what a turn on it was for me. to have more s like that|
|Thank you, Courtney & Baron, for your daughter. And thank your daughter for her service. God bless you!|
|This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.|
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
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|hey u want 2 fuck with me n my boyfriend|
|You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....|
|This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny! |
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
|My boyfriend wants to fuck u..can I watch|
|Kendra, so sorry to hear about your Daughter's Grandfather. |
Our prayers are with you and your daughter to help you through a sad time.
Karen Duane and Mark
Solace may come in the happiness of our memories
I saw a hot video, supposedly mother & daughter. Daughter started sucking mom's tit, while mom asked her if she liked being mommy's little girl again. The girl responds, "Yes I like being mommy's little girl." It was so, so hot.
|NawtiDGD||Father Daughter Role Play|
Looking for a girl to play Daddy/Daughter with me...
I'm in Utah and would love to find an older guy to have some fun father/daughter role playing with.
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