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I am a good person, who is energetic, outgoing and likes to have fun. I want a person who is the same way. I am looking to hook up with men, women and male/female couples. I am completely bisexual and love to do everything with a man and a woman. I like to suck cock/get sucked. I like to fuck/get fucked. I would love to get fucked with a strap on dick. I would love to have a full day fuck session. I love to eat pussy and when I fuck men I do it strictly bareback.
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I'm a 50(act and told I look younger)y.o. black, bi but not out (appreciate and give discretion) man who is very passionate and horny. I love making out (told I'm a great kisser), giving and receiving massages and oral, JO, body contact, nipple play, porn and showering (soapy, not golden). I'm a very horny guy with about 7.5 cut, thick with a big mushroom head with a banana curve to the left that I'm sure you will like; I'm told it feels good. I'm a horny top who loves to fuck long, deep and slow. My favorite thing is to have a bottom cum while I'm pounding his ass, hopefully in the missionary position so that we both end up coated with cum and sweat on our stomachs and chests. I never bareback!!!
I split time between Boston, MA and Houston, TX and would love to find friends/fuck buddies in both places.
Sensual and uninhibited married couple who love to fuck. We are extremely comfortable in our relationship but want to keep it hot. What better way to includeYOU! We are open minded and do not judge! Must be discreet and of course...sexy!
bi-curious male, bisexual female. just lookin for some fun. my GF got me into wearin bra & panties when we fuck. now its the only way i can JO ) if we hit it off then we could get the wife to help us out MMMM .... its me (o)(o) lol & i luv men in panties mmmm would luv to see my man in his panties suckin a big cock )
Bi WM, 6'2", 190#, 32" waist, Blond/Brown, attractive, athletic muscular build from regular gym workouts, well endowed-- shaved 8"c, no body hair, D/D free, impeccably clean, healthy mind and body, non drinker, non smoker but 420 friendly. Open minded, non judgmental, uninhibited with a broad range of sexual interests, friendly, approachable and creative; I'm an intelligent, well rounded and successful professional who is caring, considerate and respectful, with a sense of humor and I'm told easy to be with. I'm interested in meeting couples and singles with whom I can build an ongoing friendship as opposed to one night stands; since I am on here for sex, if we don't develop a friendship one night stands and friends with benefits are all great.
I'm very oral and enjoy pleasing. I have high energy, a high sex drive with great stamina; long lasting and I always aim to satisfy my partner(s). Satisfying my partner(s) is very important to me; I'm patient and love to satisfy. I have a long term bi girl friend who loves to participate with couples and single guys in 3 sums with myself.
A favorite is to be with a couple with a bi guy. We lay him on the bed on his back, and she straddles him 69 position with her pussy over his face, his cock very close to her mouth. I am able to fuck her from behind, very close to his eyes, so he can watch my cock slide in and out or her pussy. I can even pull it out and slide it into his mouth so he can taste her sweet pussy on my cock. She is sucking his cock while I fuck her and I can watch her from behind. If he likes I can pull out and drop a hot load on his face or in his mouth. If be hasn't come I can help her suck his cock until he comes or we can both eat her pussy.
I'm very creative, this is one of many ideas.
38yo bisexual male. Well I'm open to a lot and interested in a lot. I would love to experience more of my submissive side, find an attractive and well hung man to make me his cum slut to fuck me, just make sure he's happy and taken care off. Another is a few woman with strap-ons. I also like black men and woman and would love to even try a gang bang. I would really enjoy being with a bi couple and enjoy sucking a cock off together with a woman, eating her out while she's getting fucked, and DP her. And of course good fun kinky sexy with a woman, from eating her out to fucking her in the ass and everything in between. Not really into Piss, Scat, extreme pain or torture, and of course NO KIDS!
The male half is very worldly. Although very masculine and generally a top, he often wishes he were born female with same sex appeal and open mind. He thinks being a sexy bitch would be a great experience. The female half is a late bloomer that started in a light "vanilla" relationship with a white top male after a failed longterm traditional relationship within her race. We met a few months ago, and hit it off because of our similarities and likes of the same interracial play and voyeurism. She likes to strapon fuck, get DP'ed and wants to watch men fucked each other. She's fascinated with m2m anal play. She's very verbal and sexy.
I a married man. and I just love sites like this. I enjoy the naughty and nasty chats with others who enjoy this as well. I find it quit the turn on showing off my " naughty, nasty and dirty " side for others. I have always liked getting naked for the camera. I also love taking slutty pics of my wife. and sending them, and sharing them with others. another thing I find a huge turn on. is geting pics sent back to me of my wife from someone who has photoshoped them. I also love to play with other cocks as well. I hope we can find the time to have some fun together..............
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I am a lifelong bisexual male who is equally comfortable with either gender or both depending on the circumstance and what others are seeking, I like to feel I am a sensitive caring male who does not abuse or misuse others, but is into mutual pleasure and filling some fantasies if I may be sooo blessed to be a part of...willing to look at new things and even try if not tooooo far out in left field...but mostly am just a very sexual and sensual guy, fairly well endowed who loves sex with others...a year ago had prostate cancer surgery, leaving me semenless....which can be a good thing...*S* also impotent, HOWEVER, doctor introduced me to a shot which gives erections lasting up to 3 hours, so even after my orgasm, I still am doing an imitation of the "bunny" and keep on going and going and going.....And to those who scoff at age...it's only a number, remember young men fuck and old men make love. ISI And with all this comes "bragging rights" to the question, "How old was the oldest person you have had sex with ?"
Clean low key professional guy with a nicely cut piece of meat . Very open to passionately exploring erotic interactions with discreet like-minded and energetic playmates who are healthy, hygienically clean, safe and sane. Mine is a hungry healthy sex drive which is geared to reciprocating, pleasuring and engaging my partners and their fantasies. Enjoys oral play with both female and male sexual partners, including edging and nipple teasing and stimulation. I am unselfish and attentive to the erotic moves and flows of my playmates. Very willing to interject mood appropriate verbal (unoffensive) dirty fuck talk when nearing climax for heightened intensity. I love both giving and receiving those body weakening and uncontrollable nut busting orgasms with both female and male sexual partners. In short, open to doing it all.
To our friends. My girlfriend of 5 years in this profile passed away Friday June 19th from a sudden unexpected heart attack at 43 years old. She just fell dead in our kitchen early one morning. She was not sick and no history of heart problems. She did have some minor chest pain 1-3 days prior that she thought was gas pain. She also had chronic high BP that she was taking medications for. We're very shocked and sad. She has a 18yo daughter and 15yo son at home from her past marriage. We also have a very sweet, beautiful 2.5yo girl together. All living at home.The teenagers lost their father to cancer in 2006. They are still living with me. They never did much to help around the home but I want to look after them out of respect for my past girl. Maybe they will improve. I want to see them graduate high school. The boy may get an academic scholarship to college. I hope to give him some electronics training at my business when he's not in school. She was a wonderful person and a wonderful mother. She's going to be missed so much. She told all of her friends and family our last 5 years together were the happiest time of her life. We loved each other very much and had a great relationship.
The morning she died she had me come to bed and rub her chest around 12:30am for a while thinking she had gas pain. A little later she said she couldn't sleep and was going to get up for awhile. I hugged her, kissed her and told her I loved her and she said "I love you to". That was the last thing we ever said to each other. Her 18yo daughter woke me up around 4:30am saying mama's fell down and I don't think she's breathing. On the phone with the 911 operator I started CPR. Later we found that she had been laying there for a while. She was sitting at the kitchen table with her phone in front of her untouched. It looked like she stood up and fell face first in the floor and that's how we found her. The paramedics came in minutes and took her to the emergency room. They tried to revive her but it was all too late. She smoked and had a terrible diet her whole life. I'm pretty sure that's what caused this. The autopsy stated it was caused by a combination of High BP and heart disease. She ate a lot of hotdogs, bologna, frozen mac and cheese dinners, greasy fast food, canned chili and pizza. She drank around 10 Mt Dew's a day. She had not drank alcohol in the past four years. She never ate lean meat, fruits, vegetables or drank water. These are the four main things people are supposed to eat for a healthy diet. I pleaded with her about twice a year to quit smoking, do some cardio exercise like fast walking with me and eat better but she never would. Her sister told me she ate like that her whole life.
I'll start dating again when whenever I decide to meet someone. She would certainly want me to continue with our lifestyle. There were a lot of girls we were talking with but we had not made plans to meet anyone lately. We had a few dates over the 5 years we were together. We had a lot of fun on our our dates. A few of the dates were intimate. It's difficult to meet girls for this that are in a position in life to move. Many of the girls we have talked with that are interested in a poly relationship and having children are around 18-25 years old. Seems too young but they seem to be the best match because they are in a position in life where they want to meet someone, move, start a life with them, go to college, start a career and make a family. Many women over 30 already have children, don't want more, have jobs and family in another area and are not in a position in life to make that big of a change.
I'm a very kind, loving and affectionate person. I own a small retail electronics business I started myself in 1995. I have two electronics degrees. I'm creative with music but have not played much in recent years. I play Guitar, mandolin and drums. I have been told by some instructors in college that I should get into creative writing but I never have. I mostly stay home with the family. When I travel I like to go to warm beaches. I like visiting ancient and historical sites. I like to watch TV at home. Lot's of different stuff. Science, discovery, history, cartoons and kids stuff, comedy, movies and more. I don't smoke, rarely drink, maybe a few drinks with dinner a few times a year. I want at least one more child, maybe two, maybe more.
I like someone interesting, family oriented. My girl and I only raised our voice to each other one time about 4 years ago. I certainly don't want anyone volatile. I want someone established or someone that wants to do something with their life. Not looking for promiscuous party girls. Nothing wrong with that but it's not a fit for me at this point in my life. Some who will exercise a little with me, at least walk or jog some and eat reasonably healthy. I'll try new things including a diet, exercise plan or other things. I'm non religious. I like a girl who can be my best friend and I like to spend my time with my girl and family.
Below is a card my previous girl got me. She always found wonderful cards. This is my favorite.
Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.
Update 11/10/2012 - We are highly interested these days in finding a guy (or2) (or maybe a MF couple) who is READY for BI fun. If you are "curious" or unsure of your preferences or looking to learn, we aren't a fit. Our opportunities to play are limited. When we DO get to play, we want to spend that time with someone who is comfortable with both of us. We really enjoy MMF s. We are both completely happily married for more than 20 yrs AND completely happily Bi sexual.She is 5'4", 150 lbs, firm 38 DD tits, shaved pussy. s it all - loves to have her tits fucked, she's multi orgasmic and can be brought to the point of squirting, wants DP action. s to watch him suck the guys and be sucked by the guys. s the ladies - licking their pussies, playing with toys, watching him fuck them. He is 5'8" 160 muscular, fit, 6" solid, nipples pierced, shaved completely smooth from the neck to the toes. s to suck cock and pussy, loves ass play - top and bottom, loves getting and giving male head, especially when she watches and helps! He and she are quite exhibitionistic and uninhibited.
I have always been curious sexually and really enjoy both voyeurism and exhibitionism. I am probably more bi-sexual at this point than just bi-curious. I have had a few experiences and have enjoyed them all. I guess I can share a few with you.
I talked my wife into going to a swinger's club just to watch 6 or 7 years ago. We both really enjoyed the atmospher and the voyeurism. She was afraid that people would approach her or would pressure us to have sex with them; but that didn't happen and the people were actually very friendly, nice and sociable. Since then we have been to dozens of clubs together (most of these clubs only allow couples). I would love to swing and swap partners with another couple; but my wife is not ready to see me with another women.
About 5 years ago, we went to a club in New York city. They have a policy that if you want to go back into the play rooms, you have to take your clothes off. My wife decided to humor me; so we got naked and joined the action. She was seated on a couch and I was in front of her eating her out while a large black guy was doing the same to his girlfriend who was sitting right next to my wife. I watch as he slowly slid up and placed his huge cock at the entrance to his girlfriend's pussy. I couldn't take my eyes off of his cock, but as I glanced down at my wife, I saw that she was watching the same thing that I was. After a few minutes, the guys politely asked if he could feel my wife's 34G breasts. I turned to her and whispered in to her ear, "he asked me if he could feel your breasts?". She surprised me by saying, "Really? He actually asked you if he could feel my tits?". I said, "Yes". So she said "OK". I turned back to the guy and gestured for him to help himself. As he reached over to caress her boobs, I slowly inserted my cock into my wife's pussy. I couldn't believe how wet she was.
After a minute, the guy removed his hand, so I leaned forward to say thank you to my wife. But she surprised me again and said "I bet you would like to see him fuck me with that huge cock, wouldn't you?" I just nodded and then said "why? would you do it?" She said "yes." As quick as I could, before she changed her mind, I turned to the black guy and asked him if we would like to fuck my wife. In the blink of an eye, he reached for another condom, opened the package with one hand, pulled out of his girlfriend and unrolled the condom onto his gigantic cock. I quickly moved up next to my wife so I had a good view and then the guy slowly started to inch his thick dick into my wife's dripping cunt. A thousand emotions flashed through my mind in that moment; but I was out of my mind turned on. Anyway, he very fucked her very sensuously for a few minutes until my wife came. He wasn't finished but politely pulled out and went back to fucking his girlfriend. Nothing has come close to the excitement of that moment. I have been hooked on watching my wife fuck and suck other men ever sense.
We attended a few gang-bang parties where lots of pre-screened men show up to allow women to fuck as many guys as they want. I really got off watching my wife pick out the guys and blow or fuck them. Next we found a straight guy on the internet that my wife was willing to meet for a MFM threesome. He was a nice guy and we met him 5 or six times. During one of those meetings, I slid up behind my wife while she was riding his cock and inserted my dick into her ass. She went absolutely crazy. She is usually very quite during sex, but this time she was yelling and screaming "God YES!! Fuck Me!". She came like crazy over and over. We did that again once and it was just as good the second time; but then that guy got a girlfriend and didn't want to play anymore.
We have met up with about half-dozen other men. One of them had a beautiful dick about 8 inches long but a reasonable width. He saw me fascinated by his dick and asked me if I wanted to touch it. I shyly said yes. Then I took ahold of it and slowly started to stroke it up and down. I wanted so bad to take into my mouth but was afraid i would freak him out; so instead I offered it back to my wife. After that, I couldn't stop thinking about sucking a cock.
I finally found an adult bookstore where I read that all types attended. Gay guys are the most common, but bi-guys and women looking for gang-bangs also show up from time-to-time. I visited there several times and had witnessed some interesting things; but on this one particular evening, there was only me and one other guy in the place. He was sitting on the other side of the room looking strangely at each other. He suddenly got up and walk over to me. He was standing in front of me and he said "Hi, my name is Joe". I said "Hi." He then asked me if I ever sucked a cock before and I said "No." He then said "Would you like to?" I said, "Yes. I think I would." He then pulled his shorts down and off. He wasn't wearing any underwear so his flaccid penis was directly in front of my face. It looked really small, and I was actually a bit surprised. But I leaned forward and placed my lips around his entire shaved cock and balls. It felt really strange: spongy and soft yet rubbery at the same time. He immediately started to get hard; and within a few seconds, it had grown to a couple of inches. So I started moving my mouth up and down on his cock while he stood in front of me. I was enjoying the fact that I could take his entire cock in my mouth; but that didn't last long. His dick kept on growing and was soon too big to fit comfortably in my mouth without gagging; so I moved my hand up and started stroking his shaft while moving my lips and tongue on the head. I felt a strange sense of power at that point that was out of character for me. I reached up, grabbed his hips and turned up toward the couch and made him sit down. I then moved between his legs and continued to give him a blow job. I was afraid he might come in my mouth; so I started jacking his cock with both hands paying extra attention to his frenulum while teasing his head. He started moaning like crazy and saying "Oh my god, I'm going to come!" I stroked his shaft more trying not to touch the head hoping that it would stretch it out; but he soon shot a rope of come up over my head. I really couldn't believe it. It happened so fast and afterwards, I was disappointed that I didn't let him come in my mouth. I really wanted to know what it would have felt like to have that powerful shot of come hitting the back of my throat. At that point, the owner of the shop popped his head in the door and shouted out that it was closing time. We picked up our things and left. I went straight out to my car and masturbated to one the most powerful orgasms of my life. Again, I was hooked.
I went back to that same bookstore a couple of months later. This time, I told my wife that I wanted to jerk-off another guy and she said "Ok. You can play with other guys; just no playing with other women." I hadn't told her about my first experience. I'm sure she would have been fine with it; but for some reason just felt like something I should keep to myself. I had a few more bookstore experiences; but the fear of STS's keeps me from going back there. I got the curiosity out of my system; so now I only want more traditional experiences.
My wife and I were approached by a guy who listed himself as bi and seemed nice and cute. My wife, knowing that I wanted to suck a cock but not knowing that I already had, asked me if I wanted to try a threesome with him. I jumped at it and we did hook up with the guy. My wife and I started out by sharing his cock with each of us taking turns sucking and licking his head or shaft. We moved to the bed and my wife continued to blow him while he sucked my dick. My god, did he know how to suck cock! Anyway, he came in my wife's mouth and she swallowed it all. He got up to go to the bath room and my wife turned to me and said "Oh my god, he tasted so good. You would have loved it!" I was really disappointed then. From that point on, I couldn't get the idea of swallowing a load of cum out of my mind. We found another bi-guy that joined us for a play date and I finally got taste my first load of cum only he didn't cum much so I barely knew it happened.
I have never tried anal sex with a man (giving or getting); but I do fantasize about it. I guess that would have to be under the right conditions. At this point, I am really up for trying just about anything once. The only thing I am not into is male-on-male intimacy like hugging and kissing and I am not really into getting my nipples pinched or sucked. I would, however, really like to find a bi-guy for some occasional fun when the urge strikes (him or me). I would love to find someone that I trust enough to play with from time to time - no strings attached - that won't turn into a drama and wonit disrupt my otherwise normal life. While my wife accepts my needs when it comes to other men; I still prefer to keep it discrete and private.
It's been a while since I've had the chance to update my profile. I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm into sex for the fun and the natural high that goes with it. If this part is a little to blunt for you, move on. I won't answer anyone without photos. I don't need to see your face here, but I do want to see you tits, your cock, your pussy or ass. Age isn't all that important, but honestly I like it at least as young as me, or younger as long as you are over 21. I've had plenty experiance and enjoy who I am and what I do. I perfer women, but a nice hard cock is just plain fun. Group sex is the best, I'm a voyeurist and love to watch people fuck and have fun getting off. I find it is as erotic to watch a man cum as I do a woman, especially if the cum is running down his hand or mine. Masturbation and mutual masturbation while teasing makes me all jizzy. I'm not into pain, humiliation or drugs, don't even ask. I love nudity and touching. A clean, heathy body is a must. You don't have to be Barbie or Ken, most of us aren't, and I'm not cumming over to do a marble statue of you body anyway. I don't smoke and I don't care if you do, just don't leave ashes on my cock. I only drink when I'm in mood, but I don't mind at all if you do. Again just don't be a sloppy drunk. I can travel within reason, but I'm not into driving a gazillion miles to get some ass, been there done that. With that out of the way did I mention I love sex? Not cyber-sex...... real, my dick is out for pleasure, sex. If you are into watching porn or looking at pictures of people fucking and you want someone to share the time with, send me a message. Oh and if your one of those people who wants to have a secret sex life, you can send me a message about that too, I love secret sex. Or if your just bored and want to spice things up, I'm cool with that. I'm not trying to sound stuck up here, I just don't want to waste my time on people that can't walk the talk. I'm into pleasure and fun, I only ask that you want the same.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
I have the chance to have an encounter with my daughter's boyfriend of 6 months, wondering if I should. They were over the other night so she could do laundry. While He and I were upstairs, watching T.V. As we were talking he said he always wanted 2 be with an older guy. I look at the buldge in his pants and could see he wasn't lying. I told him I'd think about it and get back to him. I'd love 2, but if my daughter ever found out, my life would be over! Not to mention what her Mom would do!!! Just wondering what ever on thinks I should do...
Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....
That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!
Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
I am a single in the northern new york area 18 bi female looking for a single bi female i have a boyfriend and a daughter. I am not sure how my boyfriend feels about me dating girls he has sent me mixed signals on that.
If he is pretty young (late teens, early 20s), I would say avoid it because he is likely to be sloppy in keeping secrets. Also the chances that your daughter and her boyfriend will not stick together. For one thing early relationships are rarely the ones that last. Two, the guy has the balls and sloppiness to hit on his girlfriend's father. He is a moron. He is just very, very lucky you swing that way and would consider doing it. He is eventually going to hit on someone who will rat him out. And again this is where youth works against you. Young love is vicious, he could likely use sex with you to hurt your daughter when they break up.
If he is older, then let your conscious be your guide.
YesPatience is a virtue,and I have none,lol.I understand the attraction,and I can understand the predictament of being courious, We all go through the talking and setting up meeting with others that don't work out.And when you meet someone that is in real life and interested in sharing sex with you,you get interested.To each,his own,is the way I feel about it,but when it affects my family,my daughter,my son. I'd fuck him silly and let him be exposed for what he is.So lets get real here.I was just kidding.I'd by truthful to my daughter and ban his ass.Can you feel me now?
Hey, was just wondering if you would send me a photo. I am looking to have my first time with a woman. I want to make this experience a threesome with my boyfriend. This is how I see it going. I would like to meet up in a public place. Have dinner and a few drinks. Then go to a hotel. I would start by changing into something a little more revealing ( i enjoy dressing down in lingerie ) I would start by kissing you, on your lips, on your neck, all while i was feeling on your breasts. I would continue by rubbing your pussy and making it throb. I would then proceed by taking your clothes off. I want to taste your pussy while i stick my fingers in it. I want you to cum all over me. My boyfriend will be doing everything I do to you to me at the same time. Then we are both gonna suck your pussy til you cry out for some cock. I am going to stick my dildo in your warm, wet, throbbing pussy and then I am gonna stick it in me while my boyfriend moves it back and forth between us. Then when we have both came, I want us to show my boyfriend some attention. I want us to suck his cock together, and play with his balls. Then I want to watch him fuck you while i lick and suck on your little clit, and play with your sexy breasts. Then he is gonna switch and fuck me while you ride my face. I want to fuck you with my strap on while he is fucking me from behind. I am hoping to make this an all night thing of the three of us pleasuring each other over and over.
if this sounds like a good match for you, send us a photo!!! we will be patiently waiting!!!!
If your daughters boyfriend is interested in you and you were looking at his bulge then if i were you I go for it eventually your wife and your daughter will be pissed at first but then they will forgive you. So if you are interested on having sex with him go for it. Then again that's my opinion
This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....
This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny!
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
My boyfriend and I are looking for a bisexual to have a threesum with! In hampton roads I pretty much want a friends with benefits things with her, and someone that is comfortable with my boyfriend. I would love to have some one on one with her, and then Ill bring her to my boyfriend! Let me know if anyone is interested!! (:
bifforfinpa Your site is amazing! This is the first site that I've found where you don't have to pay to find a person. Thanks for sending me the link in a yahoo mail just for joining your yahoo chat well my name is Liz and my boyfriend is mike I am bisexual and this is the greatest thing someone could have ever done for us. I go to school and don't work but my boyfriend works but he has a bunch of bills right now but when he gets any spare money he's going to send you guys a gift certificate because you are helping us out for free and we belive that good deeds don't go unrewarded so once again thank you 2 very much and I am so happy for the both of you and so is mike well I guess I wrote you 2 enough. LOL I hope you write back some time if you get a chance. Ok well I'll talk to you later and thanks again much love from the both of us muha (a big kiss) lol ok well thanks keep in touch mike and lize peace
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