I am outgoing, friendly, and open to new experiences. I am a single mom of a 14yr old daughter and I don't really get out much but I love to dance and have fun. I am a very sexual person.
43 divorced female.
5-9 128 lbs. brunette
very outgoing, nasty and very kinky.
a schoolteacher. i have a daughter.
and iam a dog lover ......... i have my Max, a 5 year old black lab
My partner and I have been together for almost three years and have an 8 month old daughter. Enjoy spending time together and now just looking to be able to have some alone time to have some fun.
I am a single black male, living n austin tx. I have a daughter thats a toddler. I have a job. Im going back to school to study n massage therapy. Ima a lot of fun, im fun to b around. Ima freak, im affectionate a nice guy, but a bad boy. Im n to couples, woman an men. I do it all. Once u get to knw me, it will b hard for u to forget me.
Hi, I am a little bit on the cuddly site around the middle, but otherwise fine. ( I blame my job for that )
Easygoing,and a bit of an romantic.
I like a good laugh and like to try anything at least once.
I am single, but have a daughter who lives with me most of the time.
I love to go on naturist holidays, but its not so good on my own.
And I love sex.
Anything else you have to ask. Hehe
And by the way :I love cybersex too.
Average looks, average body, small - medium endowment. Shaved. I am educated have daughter love people who love to enjoy life and enjoy things that feel good.
I'm a bi-curious female. I'm about 5'8'. Blondish brown hair, hazel eyes. I have a 4 yr old daughter that comes before anyone. My fiancee has been supportive of me wanting a female also. He is about 6'3". Brownish black hair. Brown eyes. We are just looking for a female to become friends with or even more. Also if some adult fun happen.. Hoping he'll be able to watch or even joy if comfortable.
First of all, I am left handed, that does change the way things are handled. All for the good of course!
I enjoy travel by car, like to play board games and cards. I am interested in architecture and computers. If I make a promise, I make an effort to keep it. I like regularity, keep cleaned and shaved even on the weekends.
I am passionate about the how we treat each other. No disrespect, don't ignore, listen to people, treat them to your kindness, have boundaries, touch them in some manner. A good laugh every day keeps the bad things away.
Politics and Religion are the only two topics I don't discuss. I do make plans and carry them out.
I am a fun person that likes to have a women make me do things. Yes I keep my mouth shut "most of the time" I wish to make new friends and be there if needed.
I do not want to miss some experiences that can make living interested.
clean, no drugs, little alcohol, I don't smoke , am eager to serve and make my partners feel great but like the dirty talk.
I know how to listen and can also express myself in an open and honest way.
We are basically married we've been together for that long, and neither of is is looking to replace the other. We are open sexually but not emotionally to other people besides ourselves.
My name is Stacy. I'm a bisexual female looking to possibly have fun with another female. I'm 20 years old. I have a daughter and she's my world. My eyes change colors depending on my mood. I have dark hair and I'm curvy. I'm 5'7" at about 170lbs. I'm on the larger size of a c cup and my butt is a decent size.
Fry is 24 about to be 25. He is just starting to feel comfortable in his own skin. He's bisexual and transgender w/o surgery, yet.
I get personal satisfaction from knowing that my martinet is enjoying , I love to make her wet and lick all over, who knows maybe it will be the same for him. I am shy into almost everything , never get weirded out. And will try most things if offered. I like to take charge , make her feel like a goddess... And my soul porpoise is to please her .... Mmm I wonna play , let's play?
we are a young couple interested in finding a fun friendly girl to have some great threesome fun ! we have a nice standard of living and we want someone who like us is discreet and looking to broaden there horizon's ! We can accommodate and love to make great cocktails and food to make our time together special.
We are a hard working couple with a blended family of mostly teens (4) and look forward to meeting another couple who would be willing to make friends and get wild together whenever we can make that happen. Weekends are the best chance but, might be able to meet on evenings if it isn't an all nighter! The closer to Grove City or Columbus, OH, the better for us. We would enjoy a nice weekend renting a cabin with a hot tub to enjoy on a cold evening. We are just as interested in a night out for dinner and a show or drinks and off to a nice big hotel room for all together sweat and sloppy sex. We are both larger than we should be and need to make sure you would be comfortable with us as we are. We enjoy a quiet night with friends as much as a really no holds barred kinky night with others who can rock our world.
I'm open mind it bi curious looking to make my dreams come true I'm open to almost every thing not into pain I'm married but husband wants nothing to do with this he doesn't want to help make my dreams come true oh well his lost I'm very hot and horny love sex looking to be with a women I want to eat a pussy
I am 5'1 I have long black hair hazel green eyes athletic build I look well kept or good for my age others call me sexy I'm bi curious but extremely shy I'm classified as homophobic I really love men and crave them even though I'm classified as a man hater I want to make my spouse happy and in return he will make me happy and everybody will be happy
Attractive, single bi-female, very experienced and open minded who loves being with bi sexual couples and females.
I like to think I'm intelligent and have a mind of my own. Married twice and divorced - no kids, although I always wanted a daughter.....
I'm a caring, tactile and kind person with a fun loving attitude and a strong appetite for sexual pleasure. I enjoy long intervals of play giving and receiving.
I've always enjoyed being with bisexual people and I'm looking for couples or females to share experiences - girls and guys I can play with and be sensual and sexy.
Although I live in London, because of my job, I travel a lot throughout Asia, USA and Canada. It sounds exciting but it can be very lonely......
Anyone interested??
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner - Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" asked Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.
"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"
The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"
"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.
Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"
"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."
"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"
"I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"
I am so horny all the time, I just want someone to suck on my tits and finger my puss and make love between the sheets, kissing sucking and caressing each other! We can chat, and if all goes well, we can explore our fantasies together!
This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.
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THE MAMA TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.
You're on here looking for action, and it's practically staring you in the face. With proper care and 'discretion' from the BF - your wife or daughter is still likely to run across your computer history, somebody else mentioning you or SOMETHING. You could even find out your daughter is rather kinky and want to join the BF with you - Family Affair time....
This one is old and been around awhile.....but still funny!
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans pecker... and angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the
car...
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the
pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the
daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"...
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"...
The daughter gets a confused look on her face and after a minute, she
says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
A family sits at the dinner table. The son ask his Father, "How many kinds of are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"
In their 20's they are like melons, nice and firm.
In their 30's and 40's they are like pears, still nice but hang a bit.
In their 50's they are like onions, when you see them, they make you cry.
This infuriated the Mother and daughter, so the daughter ask, "Mum, how many different kinds of s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
In their 20's they are like the oak, mighty and hard.
In their 30's and 40's they are like birch, flexible but reliable.
In their 50's they are like a Christmas tree, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration!
"but if my daughter ever found out, my life would be over! Not to mention what her Mom would do!!"
I think you have your answer right there, while tempting, it certainly sounds like its not worth the risk of hurting your loved ones.
Just picture your daughter coming to confront you with just finding out and imagine the feeling in your stomach. That will tell you whether you should or not.
I have the chance to have an encounter with my daughter's boyfriend of 6 months, wondering if I should. They were over the other night so she could do laundry. While He and I were upstairs, watching T.V. As we were talking he said he always wanted 2 be with an older guy. I look at the buldge in his pants and could see he wasn't lying. I told him I'd think about it and get back to him. I'd love 2, but if my daughter ever found out, my life would be over! Not to mention what her Mom would do!!! Just wondering what ever on thinks I should do...
Let's see....what would I do if my daughter's boyfriend hit on me....
That's easy, I smack him in the F'n head, hard, throw him the hell out of my house, and tell my daughter! You know, what any sane and actually caring father would do! You have to be a real piece of work to even consider this, and that goes for both the OP and anyone answering him in anything but the extreme negative!
Anyway, why is everyone even believing that this is real?? This is one of those Penthouse Letters fantasy things if I ever heard one.
YesPatience is a virtue,and I have none,lol.I understand the attraction,and I can understand the predictament of being courious, We all go through the talking and setting up meeting with others that don't work out.And when you meet someone that is in real life and interested in sharing sex with you,you get interested.To each,his own,is the way I feel about it,but when it affects my family,my daughter,my son. I'd fuck him silly and let him be exposed for what he is.So lets get real here.I was just kidding.I'd by truthful to my daughter and ban his ass.Can you feel me now?
Rule One
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,
because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long
as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes
or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear
their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are
complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue,
so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear
showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However,
In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the
course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and
fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a
"barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes
to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five
In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports,
politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only
information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have
my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on
this subject is "early."
Rule Six
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date
other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to
date no one but her until she is finished with
you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and
more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time
for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her
makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like
changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter.Places
where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places
where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where
there is darkness. Places where there is
dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature
is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff
T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka
zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are
to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay.Hockey games are
okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged,
dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the
all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are
going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres
behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound
of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy
outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my
head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait
for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you
should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter
password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home
safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come
inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
Do you ever make fun of your kids' sexuality? For example, would you ever call you son your "daughter"? Or give him an obviously gayish outfit or a girl's attire as a "joke"?
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are there?" The Father replies "Three kinds son"
s are there?" The Mother smiles and says, "Three kinds dear, like trees."
