|Try2bebi||42 year old bi male . Just looking for fun and friends to talk with. You are always welcome to message me here for any reason.
I keep the bi thing to myself and only reveal it to friends and people I meet or on the site. Its not acceptable to family or work. Not that either are or should be involved.
I like having a good time ,and adding more fun to the people I get to meet, whether its men, women or couples. I am very open minded and am open to discuss what people are interested in doing. Though I am not into bondage, pain, or treating people like they are less or nothing. Not into Dominating or being Sub. Really not into crossdressing personally but again, it can be discussed. Because wearing something is not the same as acting as another sex.
I mention safe sex most of the time. It is safe sex til we are for sure both clean and open about others we meet then we can determine if we want to not use condoms. I get tested, even thought I don't have to, every 6 months. I think and worry too much, and have a family in medicine. STD free as of July 2015.
message me here . But be patient and say where you saw me and a way to contact back. I get on here weekly.- ish|
|purpledove||single female here, grew up in a very open family,, I am tall , slim with dark hair,,,|
|kathy6533||I'm a single, very open minded, bbw girl. I enjoy reading, travel, and spending time with my family. I prefer to be with people I've gotten to know and like. I'm still new to this and want to learn and enjoy with people I've gotten to know and trust.|
|ready4funinms||I am a 26 year old fun outgoing country girl who doesn't mind gettin my hands dirty. I love to hang out with family and friends.
He is a 31 year old country boy who is quiet till he gets to know you.
Anything else just ask|
|heywood_jablome||I'm curious. I love sex and the idea of being with another guy turns me on. It's so taboo and erotic. I am fearful, too. My friends and family would disapprove. I'd like to keep this my secret. I like to think of my self as a happy-go-lucky guy, but occasional I have my moments of worry and stress. It's sometimes hard to talk to your co-worker, thinking they might look good naked! I won't let the cat out of the bag. I hope for a very discreet encounter with the right person or persons. I always wanted my first time with a couple. I figure I might need some coaxing from a pretty girl. I do love women and consider myself to be straight, but very, very bi-curious...|
|mrkinky1952||I have been a member of the BP family for several years...I work and travel all across the USA... love to meet people from all over..... looking to make new and exciting friends. leading to perhaps meeting in real time. interested in meeting bi-females, and select couples for converstion and getting to gether in person. I have had the honor to meet so many members in Tenn get together and also in Vegas.I Look forward to meeting them and some new friends soon..i am real ---hopes u r too. -- feel free to write or im.-- have pic's just ask for pin|
|newbutcurious||Retired USN, looking for new experiences. I am a very outgoing, talkative, friendly person that is interested in exploring and very curious about this lifestyle...with the right person or couple. No pressure on my part and I appreciate the same from you. I have had my first experience with a man (in a couple setting), AND IT WAS FANTASTIC!!!
I have had a few "Blo-n-Go's." I would like to play with a guys cock again, but all they want to do is blow me. Where is the fun in that....well except for the "nutting" part.
I have now had three different s, each one different....and quite enjoyable. Because of my job, and my family, I must be discreet. I am D & D free and appreciate the same from all interested parties. If you are interested...please drop me a line. Would LUV to hear from you.|
|56Lee56||56yo bisexual male. first love will always be women, love everything about them, being Bi sexual for me means having fun in whatever feels good, with women, couples and men. would like to find a group of friends that would like to get together for bi-group parties, MF, MFM, MMF, FFM, MM and MMMMFFFF......the more the merrier. like oral with both M&F, yummy pussies and big cocks are all ways a turn on.
Being nude with friends in and out of the bedroom, camping, hiking or a nude beach..
Would like to find playmate/s into this lifestyle.
not ready to come out to family or friends not in the lifestyle, so if you wish to see a face pic. ask
shaved and trim down below.|
|PolyCpl4Girl||I'm looking for a good hearted woman to make a new family with. I have a business, home, cars and a beautiful 4.5 year old daughter. Have my stuff together. I've not been dating the past year. I'm waiting to meet someone with potential. I'm mostly interested in meeting a Bi woman that's interested in seeking a triad relationship with another woman. I'm Bi, experienced and keep myself open to other things also. I'm certainly not in this lifestyle for the sex. I'm not interested in hookups. I've been in this lifestyle since I was a teenager. It all seems perfectly natural to me. I like people that can see past the typical stereotype that American society tries to mold us all into. I tend to like people that are not typical mindless followers of what society suggest we should be. It's great if you are different, not so much if you're psychotic. I may move in the coming months as part of starting a new life. I hope to meet my new partner before making any decisions on a choosing a new home.
I tend to hang on to things I like. I've had a 10 year relationship, then I was with my ex wife for 10 years. My last relationship was five years. In the first two relationships we parted as friends. My last girl passed away. I've had the same bank account since I was 14 years old. I had my first job and bought my first car when I was 14. I've had the same cell phone account since 1997. That was my first cell phone. I want a stable family. I'm not one to roam around in life. Travel and vacation yes.
I don't smoke. I might have one to three drinks when I'm out for dinner three or four times a year. I've not even done that in 2 years. I'm very affectionate. I like to spend my time with my girl and family. I tell the truth and don't hide things from my partner. If you have to lie and hide things something is very wrong. The girl I've been with for the past five years passed away from a totally unexpected heart attack July 2013. We had a great relationship and a now 4.5yo daughter together. I certainly don't want anyone that's angry and volatile. My daughter is very sweet, well mannered and friendly. I would like to keep her that way. She's in a dance class now. I plan to get her involved in many activities to see what she likes and what she's good at. We're both healthy. I'm easy going, very grounded and sensible.
I have a lot of hobbies and interest. I've been into camping, white water rafting, music, martial arts and other things in the past. My daughter and my business keeps me pretty busy these days. I have employees that run my retail electronics store. I started the business from scratch in 1995. I employee two ministers that run the store. One was a friend before he started working for me and has worked for me over 13 years. I'm non-religious. I mostly work from home. I can work from anywhere with internet access and do what I want from day to day. I take my daughter to parks, playgrounds and drive-in movies a lot. I like to travel to a warm beach during the winter.
This is what I'm looking for:
Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.|
|colohbicpl77||We are a hard working couple with a blended family of mostly teens (4) and look forward to meeting another couple who would be willing to make friends and get wild together whenever we can make that happen. Weekends are the best chance but, might be able to meet on evenings if it isn't an all nighter! The closer to Grove City or Columbus, OH, the better for us. We would enjoy a nice weekend renting a cabin with a hot tub to enjoy on a cold evening. We are just as interested in a night out for dinner and a show or drinks and off to a nice big hotel room for all together sweat and sloppy sex. We are both larger than we should be and need to make sure you would be comfortable with us as we are. We enjoy a quiet night with friends as much as a really no holds barred kinky night with others who can rock our world.|
|javabadpuss||We are happily married sexy couple. We love having sex and horny experiences. I am a bisexual and had developmental experiences when I was younger, I found this very horny loved licking pussy and the soft touch of a female.
We have met a couple of ladies on this site and loved every minute of it. I find it very horny to watch him licking pussy and for both of us pleasing the lady.
We are a social couple who enjoy meeting and drinking with friends, good food - cooking and eatting out. We have two sons and loved spending time as a family.
We are honest and easy going and would love to have a fun loving lady to join us for sexy times who we can form a mutual bond with.|
|3wayplaytime||Please read our "FULL" profile before contacting us....it will help get a better idea of what we are about. We both enjoy sexual fantasies and would always like to experience them with mature people who can appreciate sensual creativity and the sharing of a casually sexual friendship without drama or complications. We enjoy fun,daring,and slightly kinky sexual activities of various situations...and the more daring the better, as long as it's safe. Hubby is straight but still lets me have threesomes with him and another man, when I'm in the mood from time to time(wink)..but he and I both prefer bifemales more so than men because females seem to be a little bit more mature in threesome situations.I'm a "Bi-ual" female, not lesbian...I enjoy my husband's HARD WARE too much to replace it with women only.....Besides, that old wife's tale that "women can please women better than men" is definitely NOT TRUE because we have found through "MUCH EXPERIENCE" that if the "Chemistry" is right between all those involved, then it doesn't matter AT ALL what GENDER you are when it comes to giving or receiving sexual gratification. We have experienced many M/F couples as well...but we still feel that three is company and four is a bit much! (grin) But if the "chemistry" is right we'd still do the couple thing from time to time. But all must be involved at all times in a couples situation(No Full Swapping for pro-longed periods of time and even then we'd all have to be in the same room,,,NO EXCEPTIONS TO THAT RULE ).....So if you are a "Bi" who enjoys as much as ...then we can all get along very well...but if your a women just into women, Please don't bother contacting us...because it definitely wont work. If you're interested drop us a line and let's see if the "chemistry" is there (smile). It is hard to maintain a sexual friendship when there are alot of miles between us, so we would prefer to meet people within a reasonably short or convenient distance.. We now live in Fredericksburg Virginia But would have no problem traveling to Brooklyn New York for a Meet, since we travel there at leased once or twice a month to visit family, friends and to have some party fun . ( ) or whatever happen ( ). We do not like to rush into sexual friendships....however, a phone call as soon as possible is a Must.......as it serves two purposes; varification of genders, and initial chemistry...(wink) And Video Chat Really Allows full verification as well as some playful show-and-tell ( so to speak LOL)|
|mybisideat65||Reading others, I have been trying to write a profile for awhile, but am very private, discrete & trying not to sound egotistical, yet I have earned and built who I am, VERY well. Sooooo I guess the best way is to state a few facts upfront. VERY sexual and that is the 1st reason we are all here, healthy and willing to give and ask for documents or independent testing. Mature, with multi interests like cycling, tropical fish, art, music,movies & theater, history and architecture, being a tourist and explore seeing what life has to offer. I like meeting new people & share POV, considerate and a good listener, the best way to learn and grow. I am curious about how things work, patiently taking them apart putting them back together or fix-it. I'm simple and easy going and forgiving, but I will not lie to you, lie for you, or accept your lies. Try to live by moral, ethic, legal, religious standards without being prejudice or judgmental.
As a professional marketing consultant, I have been labeled as old school, driven, detailed, success orientated, a pioneer, sometimes as a mercenary or gunslinger, a great problem solver. I'd rather create a new entity (business) but have rebuilt failing companies. When I take on a new task there is only one thing I want to achieve, to be an expert, learn all there is to know and perfect the next level, if I don't know the answer I will find it or create it. Tried to retire but needed the challenge, needed the interaction, well I guess part of it is I needed the money, already have three 250K college sweat shirts, and perpetual family care.
Back to SEX, I am always interested in new, exciting, fantasy creating and fulfilling SEX. I strive for GREAT, hate boring. It's all about the foreplay, set up, fantasy. I'm VERY VERY ORAL giving and getting. using my hands exploring every part, or using toys. My interests are varied and safe, no pain, maybe a little spanking hand & paddle, flogging, bondage, candles, private and in public, did say it varies. Clean, and well groomed, mostly casual, but enjoy a fashionable evening out. Not interested in body waist. If my partner(s), or myself, yes I love having sex by myself & I'm very good, are totally fulfilled I will have a true orgasms (multi), no faking. I'm open to gender, race, color, nationality, & social class, but don't try to play guilt trips, you have to earn your own respect to share mine and you always have to work at it, reputation means nothing tomorrow. Like body art if good, but don't and won't print or pierce myself. I also should say, I'm a virgin, might be interested if she or he are gentle, build up the mood then hammer. I've thought about MFM, MMF, MFF, MMMF, FFFM, oh you get it, I will maybe.
When I eat I dine on health food, no fast food, 80% vegetarian, yes I am carnivorous and enjoy it once in a while. When I drink responsibly I like single malt scotch, Hendrix Gin, boutique vodka, craft beers and fine wine, milk otherwise its plain H2O
I have a FABULOUS sense of humor, seeing the good in everything, and have no time for BS, evil, selfish greedy people. Maybe I'll write more someday but I'm very verbal so lets meet and talk, see sparks and play.|
|Charle1959||I'm a displaced Southern the truth be known. I'm from St. Louis, Missouri and every time I come up North they called me a Southerner and every time I go down South they called me a Northerner and it wasn't in a good tone of voice either. Dang Mason-Dixon Line!!! So what am I- a Yankee or Southerner? I'm a Southerner and love everything about it. Most people that come down South and visit just don't understand what the South is all about. The Northerners love being there; the food, listening to the way we all talk, and how easy life is. So I'll do my best to explain it to ya'll, I'll talk slow so ya'll Northerners can keep up. So come on up on the porch, sit back in the rocker, kick your boots or shoes off, put your feet up and let me pour you a sweet tea and let me tell ya'll bout' the South.
What is the South to me... from the moment you come in to the South there's an air of being home and a feeling that you’re always welcomed. Where manners still mean something and used by everyone, both young and old. A "yes mame" and "no sir" will get you a long way. Young boys are taught to open a door for a Lady and never cut in front of a Lady. Where men can still compliment a woman and can give her a peck on the cheek and it's not considered being forward or making a pass at her. The sweet sounding southern twang of a Southern Woman's voice... it will give you gooose-bumps. A place where neighbors see each other and ask "how's your family" and they know that you're truly interested and will listen all day if they have too. When you go over to a neighbors house in the evenings you'll be handed a tall cold glass of sweet tea or your favorite double of whatever it is you drink, preferably bourbon or scotch. And you’re always welcomed to stay for dinner and if there's a Tennessee football game on that's a makings of a party.
And the South is my home and I love everything about it... the ante-bellum homes, the oaks, the swamps, the pines, the moss, the bayous, the fields, the rivers, the lakes, the crawfish, the shrimp, the cotton fields, the barbeque, the sugar cane, pecans, pralines, beignets, gators, riverboats, the Blues, Jazz, The French Quarter, The Mighty Mississippi, The Cajuns, Zydeco, Mint Juleps, The Mudbugs, The Captains, The and Bars, Southern hospitality, Southern charm, Southern gentlemen, red beans and rice, frog legs, hushpuppies, fried catfish, Gumbo, Etouffee, magnolias, roses, azaleas, muscadines, oleanders, blackberries, strawberries, Jambalaya, Tennessee Vols, Florida beaches, Tennessee- Smoky Mountains, Louisiana bayous, Arkansas Ozarks, Mardi Gras, The Big Easy, Mississippi Mud , Georgia peaches, Indian mounds, Kentucky Derby, Virginia culture, The Carolinas, cornbread, yams, soppin' syrup, home-made biscuits, fried green tomatoes, oh this could go on forever and I have only just begun.
Now about me: I DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLE- IF YOU PLAY GAMES PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME. I'm a really down to earth, easy going and laid back, simple and uncomplicated man. I'm a postive thinking person and like being around others that are positive... the glass is always full. People say that they know where they stand with me and that I speak my mind frequently...not sure if that’s good or bad yet. I will tell you like it is sometimes with a bit of sugar and other times without, but I'll tell you the truth either way. I'm very sharp witted and quick with a come-back. My friend's would also say that I'm a very funny person that keep them laughing. Lauhgter is good for our souls. I've learned through life's experiences that the truth may hurt a bit, but it frees your soul. I love outdoors and enjoy anything you can possibly do outdoors, especially if it includes water; boating, kayaking, canoeing, white water rafting, cycling, camping, hiking and horseback riding trails (especially the in the Smoky Mountains), traveling our marvelous country, meeting people, skiing- water and snow, quite times with my partner, hot oil massages, hanging out with friends, cooking- indoor and grilling out, wood working and much, much more. I love really great music...something about music just makes all your worries melt away and recharge my soul. My taste in music is some what eclectic, but Dave Mathews Band, James Taylor and John Mayer are some of my favorites.
I’m a Gemini and what exactly is a Gemini …I’m quick minded, and constantly seek out new knowledge. I prefer to learn by doing. I love to see the world, meet as many people as I can, and have as many experiences as possible. I’m not a homebody, I’m very energetic and have an adventurous soul and that I will remain youthful throughout my life. I tend to be the life of a party with lively mannerisms, a quick wit, and I have the ability to embellish a story about the most mundane experience and make it seem magical (my favorite author is Mark Twain). I do have a tendency of wanting the spotlight on me occasionally.
I seem to be at home in almost any situation because of my ability to adapt to new things. This is a by-product of my love of novelty and the famous Gemini independence that keeps them from becoming too attached to a particular set of circumstances.
Independence and restlessness can make my personality seem superficial to others. I’m charming to all people that I meet, and do not seem to show special favor to anyone. And only my partner gets to see the “Bad Boy” in me.
I’m not for the faint of heart, I require an intelligent, adaptable, and tolerant partner. You will never be bored with me as a partner; I’m always seeking a new adventure. By the same token, my partner will need to be imaginative and clever, and be able to adapt to an ever changing environment that I may create and I to her’s. If you are unable to keep up, I will grow weary of the relationship and move on. I’m honest to myself as well as to my partner. I’m very attentive to my partner’s needs and wants and I expect the same in return. I’m a very sensual being and I love to feel, touch, kiss, extremely intimate with my partner. Stimulate my mind and soul and keep my interest and I’m yours forever.
As a helper and worker if the job is interesting and appealing, I will get more done before lunch than anyone else will accomplish all week. If the task at hand seems mundane and boring, I will procrastinate for a short time before moving on to something more challenging. I love to be informed about all that is going on around me, and I will look to my partner for input and advice. In spite of my insistence on being in the limelight, I’m great team player.
I need a partner that can keep up with me…is there a woman out there that can keep up???|
|fantasies4life||kendra just read your post very sorry to hear that an obvious important family member is ill i could tell how excited you where to be going to the bp get together in las vegas but you are so right by staying with family that just shows what kind of person you are and knowing how important family is that says alot all i can say is hang in there and ill say a prayer for you and your family .....steve |
|mnzmn||Hi again, Allison and Dave; I just wanted to repeat to you what I said in the chat room last night when you announced your family loss. This is certainly a time when family comes together to provide support for their own. You are family to us here, and we are here for you. We will do all that we can to comfort you. to you both. Tom|
|tigerlily_10||Thanks Bill n Pattie..I got one of those messages and used that complaint button as well as sent in a message..I feel that we are a family and family looks after each other...|
Thank you both for being such great "family" to us all!
|crimflame||Are you looking for a stable family life with an open loving couple? If so, we might be just what you're looking for! Here is what we have to offer!|
Stable Family life: We own our own home, and vehicles. We have two kids, a dog, 2 cats, and some fish. We're not looking for drama, lies, or drama.
A loving home: Family comes first. We're looking for someone to become part of our family, not just a quick fling.
Stable Income: Our family owned and operated business is run from home. We work for our money and we get to enjoy the fruits of our labor. As part of the family we would expect you to work with us, and enjoy the benefits. Not looking for a gold digger, please.
If you're in a situation, and you're looking to better that situation with a whole lot of stability, love, and some fun on top of it, then please email us.
|tutusman||one of our family members has lost a family member. this is going to be real hard for Rose, her mother in law passed away today. she had to tell her hubby of this tragedy. because he was on his way home from seeing his mother. she can use are support and our prayers. so please keep her family in mind during this time of sorrow.
thank you all so very much
tammy and larrry
I just got off the phone with my dear friend Tim (theicemancumeth) and he had gotten the very sad news today that his father had passed away at 4 am this morning. He wanted to let his BP family here know he is going to be away for awhile arranging the funeral and spending time with his family.
My prayers and love go out to Tim and his family at this very difficult time.
Thank you all and love to all,
|sweetlips0410||Bill and Patti,|
I would like to thank you for the hard work you apply to this site and the joy that it brings to many. I have been a part of the BP family since April and i it. I have learned alot since joining the BP family and the freedom it gives in allowing us to be open honest and family. so here is a and a and :P and for u two.Ste is a joyful place to cum too. I have meet people from all over and some in person now and looking forward to meeting some more. The new feature's are great. Keep up the good work and just to say it again thanks for being a joy to me.
|Curious1srching||TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED|
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
|licksuknibble||I would like to say thank you Joanne for helping to make our friends and family feel comfy. I know the LA Tgirls are a class act and we welcome you to the BP family. Please everyone Joanne and her friends will be a welcome addition and conduct themselves within the BP Family tradition. Remember what happens in vegas stays there and for those photos that are taken, well all that attend will have the chance to block photos from public view. |
Party on Wayne and lets all have a wonderful experiance at
Great joke, we used this at the family Easter get together (very easy going family) and it was quite the hit, I have the feeling this may travel a bit. Hope we don’t owe any royalties
|kdance00||This is a different kind of family, but it is definitely a family. Hope everything works for ya kendra. You will be in my prayers.|
|mrkinky1952||loves seeing and hearing the transformation of my BP family...now so many more people can relate to those of us who attended Marie's blowout in tenn. lives changed and friendships formed....forever....a special bond made between many people.... that is so exciting and wonderful... can any body say family?? chat will never be the same...emails will be different... each comes away with something different and unique...understanding and comforts between each other....a family bond made.....enjoy and rejoice in the experience everybody who got to attend....the memories will always be there...so will the participants....some day maybe a major blast somewhere with hundreds of BP family members gathered...now that would be a trip......can't wait to hear more of the stories and see the pics...from the pococnos..until then.....very happy to see everybody had a blast...." kinkman "|
|LadyXandra||I totally agree Kathey! Bp is our family, and family sticks together!! Yay Bill and Pattie and all the mods who helped get everyone through this. You guys are so great and awesome!!!!!Ki ss Ki ss |
|Anasplaytoy||I am so very sorry to hear this.....we have only talked a couple times but we are all family here at the playground......I will pray for you and your family that peace may come to you in this time of grief.......Much Ana |
|licksuknibble||It's with our deepest regrets we have very dear members that have had to cut their stay at Blue Moon short due to a death in the family. Many prayers and thoughts are need Sam and Stevie ( Bicouriouscouple81003 ) |
They have been the most wonderful couple to have here and will be missed very much.
We love you guys and hope you have a safe trip home.
From your family here in Vegas.
BillnPatti, Delilah,Banessa, Brandonski, T&V,Licksucknibble, AcplnLV, Mrkinky, Angel& Eric and the rest of your family at Blue Moon
|gooseg||Well, just got back from doing all those unpleasant things that have to be done when we lose a family member. Wow! What great friends here at BP! Thanks so much to ALL OF YOU for your very kind remarks! |
My "blood family" is scattered all over the country and it was good to see so many of them after all these years, unpleasant as it was under the circumstances.
Just wanted all of you to know that I'm happy to be back with the Real Family that I have come to enjoy and cherish over the past couple of years or so.
Thanks again to all of you! I won't forget!
s & Best wishes to all!
|oo7dot||Now some people are really stupid!!!! |
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.
Here is the exchange :
Family Member: “I am calling to tell you she died back in January.”
Citibank : “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”
Family Member : “Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.”
Citibank : “Since it is two months past due, it already has been.”
Family Member : “So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?”
Citibank : “Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!”
Family Member : “Do you think God will be mad at her?”
Citibank: “Excuse me?”
Family Member : “Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?”
Citibank : “Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.”
Supervisor gets on the phone :
Family Member : “I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.”
Citibank : “The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.”
Family Member : “You mean you want to collect from her estate?”
Citibank : (Stammer) “Are you her lawyer?”
Family Member : “No, I'm her great nephew.” (Lawyer info was given)
Citibank: “Could you fax us a certificate of death?”
Family Member : “Sure.” (Fax number was given )
After they get the fax :
Citibank : “Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.”
Family Member : “Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.”
Citibank: “Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.”
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member : “Would you like her new billing address?”
Citibank : “That might help...”
Family Member : “Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.”
Citibank : “Sir, that's a cemetery!”
Family Member : “And what do you do with dead people on your planet???”
D i c k
Anyone know of any free porn sites with family porn?
We have but, my (Rob) family doesn;t think that it is healthy ... I love my wife but after being married seveal years it may be time to help her find a new cuck ... I can not afford not to ...... any way llets jut say that I believe that my wife (Val) will soon be looking for a new playmate .... I just hope that he knows that if he doesn't treat her well .... just because we will no longer be WITH each other does not mean that I will allow any to hurt my childs mother ... or my WIFE .. This may be MY last post.
|3wayplaytime||Couple Looking For Bifemale|
We are A fun loving couple seeking bifemales in our area to share erotic fantasies and pleasures without strings attached...No drama, just good old fashioned slightly kinky creative sexual play. We are from New York, till two years ago, now in Fredericksburg Virginia. The closer the better, but would travel a little bit if the chemistry is right. Or, if you are from Brooklyn New York that would be fine since we travel there at least once or twice a month to visit family and party with friends. And if you live in Fredericksburg VA that would be Perfect(smile). We love good times out: Dinner,Pool, Movies, Dancing, Singing, Partying at our place...we have a basement Bar, and/or whatever we are all comfortable with doing together.
I'm not the most experienced bi guy but I have developed a strong desire to suck cock. On a trip without the family to Sydney Australia I decided that would be my opportunity. I found a mens spa located in the city. Technically a spa but really a large hook up place with several levels and different types of hook up spots inside - steam room, quiet dark rooms and hallways etc. I staked out the many glory hole rooms. Guys that want to give go into the lower level rooms and guys that want to receive a blow job stand in the upper level rooms so that their cocks are at the perfect level for the guy in th elower level. I was standing naked in a lower level room, it was completely dark, couldnt see a thing. I could hear that someone had entered the upper level. I put my hand up and waited a few seconds and felt a large semi erect cock at the hole. My own cock was ROCK hard. I knew I had to suck him. His anonymous large cock felt wonderful in my mouth. I sucked and licked and occasionally stroked his growing cock. After 10 minutes and a few moments when he withdrew his cock, he began to push it deeper through the hole and deeper into my mouth. All hesitation was abandoned as I tried to get every inch I could. With his cock far into my mouth and my lips tight around his shaft, he stiffened and didn't move but his big head squirted cum at the back of my mouth and down my throat. It tasted so good and felt even better. There wan't much need to clean him up because his cum was already in my mouth. He left the booth above me and I relished the thought of what just happened. He must have left with a smile because another guy came in right after him. I couldn't believe my luck. I had become a cum slut and loved it. I sucked him as well and stroked my own cock to a huge orgasm when he came. I never knew who they were but the gave me a very memorable and hot night.
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