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Pets
Update on that..make that I am owned by 4 cats and a dog..the family grew..LOL
Mother Son Role Play
I just simply love any kind of Family Role play. Expressly Mother Son
Family Role Play
anyone there wanna chat with a younger guy? very into family RP, email me and we will chat
Family
Anyone know of any free porn sites with family porn?
Nude Beaches
we love our nude beaches, nude resorts, family friendly nude resorts, and nude swingers clubs. Any one in southern California looking to get together with a bi couple?
Cuckold
We have but, my (Rob) family doesn;t think that it is healthy ... I love my wife but after being married seveal years it may be time to help her find a new cuck ... I can not afford not to ...... any way llets jut say that I believe that my wife (Val) will soon be looking for a new playmate .... I just hope that he knows that if he doesn't treat her well .... just because we will no longer be WITH each other does not mean that I will allow any to hurt my childs mother ... or my WIFE .. This may be MY last post.

Good-bye all

Rob
Couple Looking For Bifemale
We are A fun loving couple seeking bifemales in our area to share erotic fantasies and pleasures without strings attached...No drama, just good old fashioned slightly kinky creative sexual play. We are from New York, till two years ago, now in Fredericksburg Virginia. The closer the better, but would travel a little bit if the chemistry is right. Or, if you are from Brooklyn New York that would be fine since we travel there at least once or twice a month to visit family and party with friends. And if you live in Fredericksburg VA that would be Perfect(smile). We love good times out: Dinner,Pool, Movies, Dancing, Singing, Partying at our place...we have a basement Bar, and/or whatever we are all comfortable with doing together.
Gay Incest
I see nothing wrong with incest so long as it's concentual & for me the only line drawn for youngsters & adults is if they are being forced or let's say the man's penis is so large he's hurting her b/c she's too young.

Yes there can be emotional issues, but again, that would mean one of the people weren't completely willing or ready. Everyone is ready at different stages. There's even 21 year olds who aren't ready to lose their virginity.

Even babies are sexual beings, but I certainly wouldn't suggest that although I recently talked to a much older man who's Aunt abused him since the age of 3. She used to shove things up his ass. My gawd, the kid was only 3. I asked what it was & he didn't know.

Part of me felt bad for him & the other side got really turned on. I don't apologize for my animal side, it's 100% natural otherwise we wouldn't feel it.

I think it's worse when you are hiding the feelings & relationship b/c then it feels wrong, but if we just all let the brainwashing go, it's very exciting. Again, I do NOT believe in forcing, manipulating, kidnapping, etc. I have to say this otherwise someone will think I am part of some underground pedaphila group or some BS.

Now I'm on the fence about having children with family members b/c of the health issues.

Great stories people, I hope they are ALL true, not made up BS.

BUT??? Why are there only 2 incest groups here? One for men & one for role playing???

What about the ones with fathers & daughters, mothers & sons?

etc.?

I feel like us women are being left out.

My story is only kissing with twin male cousins. By the time one cousin wanted to do something more, I was too scared (around age 12). Had he started when I was younger, I probably wouldn't have known what was happening & I would have enjoyed it.

The make out sessions went on every summer for hours until I was dumped by them around the age of 14. I was devistated. It's also what probably makes me currently want 2+ men.

Learning to kiss from the age of 6 or thereabouts (could have been a bit younger) has made me into a great kisser & I can kiss for HOURS. When the other person knows what they are doing, it's electrifying.

There is WAY more to sex than just cocks & pussy.

If you have an incest story (consential or not), & you feel like sharing, please send it to me or we can Skype (no video) & you can tell me about it. That's how it started with the 64 year old man who told me his story & even his sister started to abuse him afterward when he told her what was happening. Fucked up family for sure, but it's very interesting for me to hear, as most of the stories of boys being abused are hidden save the church & sports coaches.

Thanks everyone
Gloryholes
I'm not the most experienced bi guy but I have developed a strong desire to suck cock. On a trip without the family to Sydney Australia I decided that would be my opportunity. I found a mens spa located in the city. Technically a spa but really a large hook up place with several levels and different types of hook up spots inside - steam room, quiet dark rooms and hallways etc. I staked out the many glory hole rooms. Guys that want to give go into the lower level rooms and guys that want to receive a blow job stand in the upper level rooms so that their cocks are at the perfect level for the guy in th elower level. I was standing naked in a lower level room, it was completely dark, couldnt see a thing. I could hear that someone had entered the upper level. I put my hand up and waited a few seconds and felt a large semi erect cock at the hole. My own cock was ROCK hard. I knew I had to suck him. His anonymous large cock felt wonderful in my mouth. I sucked and licked and occasionally stroked his growing cock. After 10 minutes and a few moments when he withdrew his cock, he began to push it deeper through the hole and deeper into my mouth. All hesitation was abandoned as I tried to get every inch I could. With his cock far into my mouth and my lips tight around his shaft, he stiffened and didn't move but his big head squirted cum at the back of my mouth and down my throat. It tasted so good and felt even better. There wan't much need to clean him up because his cum was already in my mouth. He left the booth above me and I relished the thought of what just happened. He must have left with a smile because another guy came in right after him. I couldn't believe my luck. I had become a cum slut and loved it. I sucked him as well and stroked my own cock to a huge orgasm when he came. I never knew who they were but the gave me a very memorable and hot night.

Profiles:

we are a young couple who like to have fun but are also very family oriented. we do have kids so descretion is a must. if this intrests you give send us an email and we will see where it goes
I like hanging out with family & friends.Going out anywhere, doing new things.I am a entrepreneur,I am alway's looking for something new to do,right know I am selling adult products & do part time security.
We are an easy going average couple who love to be naughty. We are both cuddly but attractive. We love hunting and fishing, relaxing, having a few drinks and being with friends and family. On the flip side we are both extremely sexual and like to try new things. We have a very open relationship and like to share.
We are an attractive, happily married bisexual couple that is committed to each other and our family, but we also like to share the company of others in sexual play. We know how to separate love and sex. We are not looking to replace the other. Just looking for clean, honest, attractive, good people we can hang out with and do normal stuff as well as get kinky in the bedroom.
We are a middle class married couple looking for a little discreet excitement! We both love to laugh and have a good time, although I (Mrs.) tend to be a little more outgoing and louder once I get to know you don't let him fool you he saves it all for the bed! We are both dedicated to our family and each other, we do not bed hop and are drugs & disease free and are only interested in the same. Cleanliness and good hygiene is a must!
** APPARENTLY NOBODY READS BEYOND THIS... SO HERE - NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS AND I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT JOIN COUPLES ** Time to re-write this again... I am 26 and currently living in West Virginia... just moved here from Southern California... lived in Virginia Beach before that... I am a very caring person and I have a fiery passion for human rights. I used to be a cheerleader in school and I have slowly turned into somewhat of a computer geek. I play online games like Secondlife, I blog all day. I do phone broadcasts, speaking about politics, conspiracy theories, astrophysics, theology, philosophy, humanitarian efforts, books, movies, music, etc... I grew up in West Virginia, raised by my grandparents.. my first sexual experience was with my friend Kelly.. and nobody in my family knows I am bisexual. My family is traditional and its not that I am ashamed of it or anything, but my sex life is private and I dont feel my family needs to know about it... Um, I do photography... Ive been published, nothin' special tho... I am also in the process of writing a script for a Korean tv drama... so that takes alot of effort... whereas I have to learn Korean to do this. Its fantastic learning aboout other cultures though, and I thoroughly enjoy it! I am also producing and directing a webseries called "The Spin-Off Series" and we start filming our pilot in January 2011.. so I am extremely busy with that as well.. I am a bit of an exhibitionist... I love to show my body in subtle ways... maybe a slightly see-thru shirt, no bra... and a visible nipple or two...one time, I went outside at night while it was raining, wearing shorts and a white tank top and masterbated between the cars in the driveway. A few (maybe) odd things about myself - I am a bit narcissistic... I like when people have similar bodies to my own... I am a fan of big nipples. I think insecurity about oneself is sexy. It shows humility and pure heart. I am insecure about my body, and even though I love it, I am uneasy and don't know if others will... (if that makes sense) I think its sexy when people of the same sex kiss. I think its because of what it represents to me. Unbridled passion, regardless of social norms. In fact, that's exactly me in a nutshell. Unbridled passion, regardless of social norm. I like that... I think I'm gonna use that... -------
I'm very fun, outgoing, and down to earth..I have a great sense of humor and love making people laugh and cum lol and giving oral...I have a huge heart and a joy for life..I love all sports and I play on a softball league...I also love cooking, music, any outdoor activities, and spending time with family and friends...I basically just like having a good time
Bi guy interested in women from late 20s to late 30s, all races welcome. I'm mostly interested in one-on-one interactions/relationships with females, but am open to fun with couples if the situation is right. No single males, please. I have that covered. For the record, though, my interest in men leans toward those of color, particularly Black and Latino, but not exclusively. I am out to family and friends as bi, so I don't have that hanging over my head. I've been involved with women and men (one at a time), but am more drawn to women--emotionally as well as physically. Any other questions, ask me.
I am a very outgoing, talkative, friendly person that is interested in exploring and very curious about this lifestyle...with the right person or couple. No pressure on my part and I appreciate the same from you. I have had my first experience with a man (in a couple setting), AND IT WAS FANTASTIC!!! I have had a few "Blo-n-Go's. I would like to play with a guys cock again, but all they want to do is blow me. Where is the fun in that....well except for the "nutting" part. I have now had three different s, each one different....and quite enjoyable. Because of my job, and my family, I must be discreet. I am D & D free and appreciate the same from all interested parties. If you are interested...please drop me a line. Would LUV to hear from you.
I'm curious. I love sex and the idea of being with another guy turns me on. It's so taboo and erotic. I am fearful, too. My friends and family would disapprove. I'd like to keep this my secret. I like to think of my self as a happy-go-lucky guy, but occasional I have my moments of worry and stress. It's sometimes hard to talk to your co-worker, thinking they might look good naked! I won't let the cat out of the bag. I hope for a very discreet encounter with the right person or persons. I always wanted my first time with a couple. I figure I might need some coaxing from a pretty girl. I do love women and consider myself to be straight, but very, very bi-curious...
My name is Marc. I am married and live with my wife and family (which means I am VERY ,VERY discreet) in Abington, PA (a suburb of Philly). I am bi-sexual, black, 51 years old, 5'7" tall, 148 trim pounds, clean, disease-free (HIV NEGATIVE), drug-free, 100% submissive BOTTOM with a tight, firm, round bubble-butt! I am college-educated and work in the field of audio/video production. My hobbies include biking, camping, hiking, photography, skiing and great sex with great people!
56yo bisexual male. first love will always be women, love everything about them, being Bi sexual for me means having fun in whatever feels good, with women, couples and men. would like to find a group of friends that would like to get together for bi-group parties, MF, MFM, MMF, FFM, MM and MMMMFFFF......the more the merrier. like oral with both M&F, yummy pussies and big cocks are all ways a turn on. Being nude with friends in and out of the bedroom, camping, hiking or a nude beach.. Would like to find playmate/s into this lifestyle. not ready to come out to family or friends not in the lifestyle, so if you wish to see a face pic. ask shaved and trim down below.
We are a young couple, with a daughter. We try to be and teach open mindedness, about the world. Jeremy is very quick learner, and can pretty much do anything. He is Nicki's jack-of-all-trades. Nicki is a stay at home mom, going to college online. She keeps all finances in check, keeps appointments on schedule, and keeps dinner on time. We try to be open to anything. Jeremy has a few more specific preferences when it comes to what he wants and doesn't want, but he tries his best to keep an open mind. We enjoy spending time together as a family, and also time with each other. We believe that everyone deserves their hearts desire and if we can be opened and honest with one another (not only in accepting what the other like/dislikes, but also by experimenting with the likes), then our true desires can become a reality.
We are a very easy going couple easy to get along with, easy to talk to ( I guess we're just easy....lol). We are very open minded like trying new things in our family life as well as our sex life. We like to get to know the people we play with a little before taking it to the next step, dinner or drinks to get to know everyone’s limits, fantasies, expectations and take things from there. If everyone agrees we can jump in and get the fun started. She is very bi, loves the smell, feel, touch and taste of the ladies nothing will get her any wetter. Her only real limits are anal, pain or swallowing. He is bi with very few limits loves to please both men and women alike. We DO NOT play with cheaters!!!! If you are attached in anyway and you are not playing with your partner move on, we are not at all interested.
To our friends. My girlfriend of 5 years in this profile passed away Friday June 19th from a sudden unexpected heart attack at 43 years old. She just fell dead in our kitchen early one morning. She was not sick and no history of heart problems. She did have some minor chest pain 1-3 days prior that she thought was gas pain. She also had chronic high BP that she was taking medications for. We're very shocked and sad. She has a 18yo daughter and 15yo son at home from her past marriage. We also have a very sweet, beautiful 2.5yo girl together. All living at home.The teenagers lost their father to cancer in 2006. They are still living with me. They never did much to help around the home but I want to look after them out of respect for my past girl. Maybe they will improve. I want to see them graduate high school. The boy may get an academic scholarship to college. I hope to give him some electronics training at my business when he's not in school. She was a wonderful person and a wonderful mother. She's going to be missed so much. She told all of her friends and family our last 5 years together were the happiest time of her life. We loved each other very much and had a great relationship. The morning she died she had me come to bed and rub her chest around 12:30am for a while thinking she had gas pain. A little later she said she couldn't sleep and was going to get up for awhile. I hugged her, kissed her and told her I loved her and she said "I love you to". That was the last thing we ever said to each other. Her 18yo daughter woke me up around 4:30am saying mama's fell down and I don't think she's breathing. On the phone with the 911 operator I started CPR. Later we found that she had been laying there for a while. She was sitting at the kitchen table with her phone in front of her untouched. It looked like she stood up and fell face first in the floor and that's how we found her. The paramedics came in minutes and took her to the emergency room. They tried to revive her but it was all too late. She smoked and had a terrible diet her whole life. I'm pretty sure that's what caused this. The autopsy stated it was caused by a combination of High BP and heart disease. She ate a lot of hotdogs, bologna, frozen mac and cheese dinners, greasy fast food, canned chili and pizza. She drank around 10 Mt Dew's a day. She had not drank alcohol in the past four years. She never ate lean meat, fruits, vegetables or drank water. These are the four main things people are supposed to eat for a healthy diet. I pleaded with her about twice a year to quit smoking, do some cardio exercise like fast walking with me and eat better but she never would. Her sister told me she ate like that her whole life. I'll start dating again when whenever I decide to meet someone. She would certainly want me to continue with our lifestyle. There were a lot of girls we were talking with but we had not made plans to meet anyone lately. We had a few dates over the 5 years we were together. We had a lot of fun on our our dates. A few of the dates were intimate. It's difficult to meet girls for this that are in a position in life to move. Many of the girls we have talked with that are interested in a poly relationship and having children are around 18-25 years old. Seems too young but they seem to be the best match because they are in a position in life where they want to meet someone, move, start a life with them, go to college, start a career and make a family. Many women over 30 already have children, don't want more, have jobs and family in another area and are not in a position in life to make that big of a change. I'm a very kind, loving and affectionate person. I own a small retail electronics business I started myself in 1995. I have two electronics degrees. I'm creative with music but have not played much in recent years. I play Guitar, mandolin and drums. I have been told by some instructors in college that I should get into creative writing but I never have. I mostly stay home with the family. When I travel I like to go to warm beaches. I like visiting ancient and historical sites. I like to watch TV at home. Lot's of different stuff. Science, discovery, history, cartoons and kids stuff, comedy, movies and more. I don't smoke, rarely drink, maybe a few drinks with dinner a few times a year. I want at least one more child, maybe two, maybe more. I like someone interesting, family oriented. My girl and I only raised our voice to each other one time about 4 years ago. I certainly don't want anyone volatile. I want someone established or someone that wants to do something with their life. Not looking for promiscuous party girls. Nothing wrong with that but it's not a fit for me at this point in my life. Some who will exercise a little with me, at least walk or jog some and eat reasonably healthy. I'll try new things including a diet, exercise plan or other things. I'm non religious. I like a girl who can be my best friend and I like to spend my time with my girl and family. Below is a card my previous girl got me. She always found wonderful cards. This is my favorite. Lucky to be in lo-ve with my best friend. There is nobody that I'd rather spend time with than you. There is nobody I trust more than you. There is nobody who makes me laugh as easily and as often as you do. I've heard it said that the best kind of love happens when friendship catches fire. I think that's what happened to me. I fell "in like" with you right away. and then one day I realized an, easy comfortable "like" had grown into a deep dazzling "lo-ve". Now I go to bed with my amazing lover and wake up with my wonderful friend.
We are a hard working couple with a blended family of mostly teens (4) and look forward to meeting another couple who would be willing to make friends and get wild together whenever we can make that happen. Weekends are the best chance but, might be able to meet on evenings if it isn't an all nighter! The closer to Grove City or Columbus, OH, the better for us. We would enjoy a nice weekend renting a cabin with a hot tub to enjoy on a cold evening. We are just as interested in a night out for dinner and a show or drinks and off to a nice big hotel room for all together sweat and sloppy sex. We are both larger than we should be and need to make sure you would be comfortable with us as we are. We enjoy a quiet night with friends as much as a really no holds barred kinky night with others who can rock our world.
We are happily married sexy couple. We love having sex and horny experiences. I am a bisexual and had developmental experiences when I was younger, I found this very horny loved licking pussy and the soft touch of a female. We have met a couple of ladies on this site and loved every minute of it. I find it very horny to watch him licking pussy and for both of us pleasing the lady. We are a social couple who enjoy meeting and drinking with friends, good food - cooking and eatting out. We have two sons and loved spending time as a family. We are honest and easy going and would love to have a fun loving lady to join us for sexy times who we can form a mutual bond with.

Forums:

kendra just read your post very sorry to hear that an obvious important family member is ill i could tell how excited you where to be going to the bp get together in las vegas but you are so right by staying with family that just shows what kind of person you are and knowing how important family is that says alot all i can say is hang in there and ill say a prayer for you and your family .....steve
Hi again, Allison and Dave; I just wanted to repeat to you what I said in the chat room last night when you announced your family loss. This is certainly a time when family comes together to provide support for their own. You are family to us here, and we are here for you. We will do all that we can to comfort you. to you both. Tom
Thanks Bill n Pattie..I got one of those messages and used that complaint button as well as sent in a message..I feel that we are a family and family looks after each other...

Thank you both for being such great "family" to us all!

,

Teresa
Are you looking for a stable family life with an open loving couple? If so, we might be just what you're looking for! Here is what we have to offer!
Stable Family life: We own our own home, and vehicles. We have two kids, a dog, 2 cats, and some fish. We're not looking for drama, lies, or drama.
A loving home: Family comes first. We're looking for someone to become part of our family, not just a quick fling.
Stable Income: Our family owned and operated business is run from home. We work for our money and we get to enjoy the fruits of our labor. As part of the family we would expect you to work with us, and enjoy the benefits. Not looking for a gold digger, please.

If you're in a situation, and you're looking to better that situation with a whole lot of stability, love, and some fun on top of it, then please email us.
one of our family members has lost a family member. this is going to be real hard for Rose, her mother in law passed away today. she had to tell her hubby of this tragedy. because he was on his way home from seeing his mother. she can use are support and our prayers. so please keep her family in mind during this time of sorrow.

thank you all so very much
tammy and larrry
Hi everybody,

I just got off the phone with my dear friend Tim (theicemancumeth) and he had gotten the very sad news today that his father had passed away at 4 am this morning. He wanted to let his BP family here know he is going to be away for awhile arranging the funeral and spending time with his family.
My prayers and love go out to Tim and his family at this very difficult time.

Thank you all and love to all,

Teresa

Bill and Patti,

I would like to thank you for the hard work you apply to this site and the joy that it brings to many. I have been a part of the BP family since April and i it. I have learned alot since joining the BP family and the freedom it gives in allowing us to be open honest and family. so here is a and a and :P and for u two.Ste is a joyful place to cum too. I have meet people from all over and some in person now and looking forward to meeting some more. The new feature's are great. Keep up the good work and just to say it again thanks for being a joy to me.

Crystal
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

8. The cat is on Valium.

7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.

6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.

5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.

4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.

2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.

1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
I would like to say thank you Joanne for helping to make our friends and family feel comfy. I know the LA Tgirls are a class act and we welcome you to the BP family. Please everyone Joanne and her friends will be a welcome addition and conduct themselves within the BP Family tradition. Remember what happens in vegas stays there and for those photos that are taken, well all that attend will have the chance to block photos from public view.
Party on Wayne and lets all have a wonderful experiance at
Hey DareUs;

Great joke, we used this at the family Easter get together (very easy going family) and it was quite the hit, I have the feeling this may travel a bit. Hope we don’t owe any royalties
This is a different kind of family, but it is definitely a family. Hope everything works for ya kendra. You will be in my prayers.
loves seeing and hearing the transformation of my BP family...now so many more people can relate to those of us who attended Marie's blowout in tenn. lives changed and friendships formed....forever....a special bond made between many people.... that is so exciting and wonderful... can any body say family?? chat will never be the same...emails will be different... each comes away with something different and unique...understanding and comforts between each other....a family bond made.....enjoy and rejoice in the experience everybody who got to attend....the memories will always be there...so will the participants....some day maybe a major blast somewhere with hundreds of BP family members gathered...now that would be a trip......can't wait to hear more of the stories and see the pics...from the pococnos..until then.....very happy to see everybody had a blast...." kinkman "
I totally agree Kathey! Bp is our family, and family sticks together!! Yay Bill and Pattie and all the mods who helped get everyone through this. You guys are so great and awesome!!!!!Ki ss Ki ss
I am so very sorry to hear this.....we have only talked a couple times but we are all family here at the playground......I will pray for you and your family that peace may come to you in this time of grief.......Much Ana
It's with our deepest regrets we have very dear members that have had to cut their stay at Blue Moon short due to a death in the family. Many prayers and thoughts are need Sam and Stevie ( Bicouriouscouple81003 )
They have been the most wonderful couple to have here and will be missed very much.
We love you guys and hope you have a safe trip home.
From your family here in Vegas.
BillnPatti, Delilah,Banessa, Brandonski, T&V,Licksucknibble, AcplnLV, Mrkinky, Angel& Eric and the rest of your family at Blue Moon
Well, just got back from doing all those unpleasant things that have to be done when we lose a family member. Wow! What great friends here at BP! Thanks so much to ALL OF YOU for your very kind remarks!
My "blood family" is scattered all over the country and it was good to see so many of them after all these years, unpleasant as it was under the circumstances.
Just wanted all of you to know that I'm happy to be back with the Real Family that I have come to enjoy and cherish over the past couple of years or so.
Thanks again to all of you! I won't forget!
s & Best wishes to all!
Andy
Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.  

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member:   “I am calling to tell you she died back in January.”

Citibank :  “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”

Family Member : “Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.”

Citibank : “Since it is two months past due, it already has been.”

Family Member : “So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?”

Citibank : “Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!”

Family Member : “Do you think God will be mad at her?”

Citibank: “Excuse me?”

Family Member : “Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?”

Citibank : “Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.”

Supervisor gets on the phone :

Family Member : “I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.”

Citibank : “The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.” 

Family Member : “You mean you want to collect from her estate?”

Citibank : (Stammer) “Are you her lawyer?”

Family Member : “No, I'm her great nephew.” (Lawyer info was given)  

Citibank:  “Could you fax us a certificate of death?”

Family Member : “Sure.” (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :

Citibank : “Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.”

Family Member : “Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.”

Citibank:  “Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.”

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member : “Would you like her new billing address?”

Citibank : “That might help...”

Family Member :  “Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.”

Citibank : “Sir, that's a cemetery!”

Family Member : “And what do you do with dead people on your planet???”

"Priceless!!"

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