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Thank you and Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms amd Moms to be here at BP!! Hope you have a wonderful day!!!

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Stacy
a very happy and healthy mothers to all moms and expectant moms send the kids away for the day and relax hehehe
~ Happy Mothers day to all the Super moms out there & to each and everyone of you ...... ( and even doggie and kittie moms 2 )
A very Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there...and thanks Lisa I am a doggie/kittie mom too...apreciate it! LOL and all the aunties, big sisters who are like moms, and ladies everywhere who care for someone...as the song goes "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world" Ain't that the truth?

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Good for Mother's Day season.




WHY GOD MADE MOMS  Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1.  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2.  Mostly to clean the house.

3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1.  He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2.  Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3.  God made my mom just the same like he made me.  He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1.  God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2..  They had to get their start from men's bones.  Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1.  We're related.

2.  God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?

1.  My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2.  I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3.  They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1..  His last name.

2.  She had to know his background.  Like is he a crook?  Does he get drunk on beer?

3.  Does he make at least $800 a year?  Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1.  My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.  And my mom eats a lot.

2.  She got too old to do anything else with him.

3.  My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1.  Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball. 

2.  Mom.  You can tell by room inspection.  She sees the stuff under the bed.

3.  I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1.  Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.

2.  Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3.  Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's
     who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

4.  Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1.  Mothers don't do spare time.

2.  To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1.  On the inside she's already perfect.  Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2.  Diet.  You know, her hair.  I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1.  She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.  I'd get rid of that.

2.  I'd make my mom smarter.  Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.

3.  I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL!
D i c k
To all the Moms out there hope you have a very very beautiful Mothers Day.
Ed
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms I hope that you all have a wonderful day. Have a great day
A really cool cute and funny tribute to moms! Thanks dick!
Happy Mother's Day to all those lovely moms out there..may your day be full of love and all the joys you can stand..and none of the dishes to wash! hehee

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Teresa
I would like to wish my wife in Iraq a happy Mothers Day an all the mothers here one as well we would be notyhing as men and fathers with out the women we love Thank you moms for being the best you are
How do I find a woman like myself who is seeking another woman to share her passions with. I need someone in CT more pointedly Stamford. Just fantasizing about two sexy moms going on secret afternoon getaways to the local motel to forget about the day to day shit.
This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing.
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THE MAMA TEST 
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh.....I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.” “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face.

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I've been wearing panties, pantyhose and slips for over about 40 years now. I started when I found my moms girdles and such in a dresser down it the basement. (Even got caught wearing a panty girdle.) Later began "borrowing my sister's panties and finally began to accumulate my own. It can be quite a turn on buying women's underwear in a store. Though I usually go to a place that is not real close to home.

I wear panties 24/7 and pantyhose during cooler months. Occasionally I have also worn slips when I've gone out. But I only wear them under my regular clothes. I also like to wear panties under and over the pantyhose. Sometimes more than one pair under and/or over. (I really love wearing panties.) Mostly, I stick to hi-cuts, full briefs and the so-called "boy-leg panties."
I got caught by my younger sister. My girlfriend at the time and I were at my parents house. We never could keep our hands off of each other. Sitting on my moms couch we started kissing and rubbing each others pussies through our clothes. She unbuttoned her pants and pulled them down to her knees and bed me to fuck her. We knew my sister would be home at some point but we thought we had time and wanted each other so bad that it didnt matter. Bitting her neck my fingers slid inside her wet pussy. I teased her slowly till she was pulling my hair and telling me to go faster. Wrapping my arm around her waist I started fucking her hard and fast. She never could be quiet so there she was nearly screaming and we hear my sister (who had to have been standing in the hallways watching us for quite some time) say "Uhm..I'm home now." and turn and walk into her room. My gf and I just looked at each other and died laughing. I later tried to apologize to my sister but she cut me off and told me she didnt want to talk about it. lol *shrugs* We thought it was hot
This Was Something Which My Mother,Aunts,Sister,And Grand Mothers And Several Other Bisexual And Lesbian Friends Had d Doing Inclueding My Sisters Mother-In-Law And The Mother Of My Very,Very Super Lady And All Four Of Our Daughters, Nor Did They Limit Them selive to only Lesbian Licking,Though It Was And Very Truely Thire Very Favorit kind of cunt licking, I Must Addmite That My Mother's,Aunt's My Sisters And My Mother-In-Law's Were The Very Best s That I And/Or My Dad and Uncles Had Ever Tasted Mom And Aunt Molly As well as our Other Aunts And My Sister Had also Had very,very many,many Lesbian Women And Girl,Girl Girlfriends As well very many Bisexual Ones, Who very seemingly could just about never get enough of eating out and licking each and every single part of thire very beautiful cunts, which I Had Very,very Many,Many Times over gotten to watch very up close,It was The most very Beautiful Thing In The Entire World To Watch, Most Especially When They Very Frist Time That They Introduced Vergin Girls and Women To Licking And Got them very totally hooked on it forever, my Sister could never ever gert enough of our moms or Aunt Molly's CUNTS in perticular,nor dose she ever even now get enough of my other very special Ladies cunt,By The Way They Actually Preffer The Word CUNT, Very Much Over The Word ,Just As Our Mom And Aunts Did. And Yes We Did very offten get to eat out and lick thire cunts after several other bisexual and even some gay men and boy nudists had fucked, and it really did taste very super delishous trueth is anybody who hsd,had the chance to taste thire cunts was very automatically hooked on licking cunt forever after. Most Unfortunetly Mom Died At The Age of 78, And our Aunt Molly at 83, Mom in 1994, And Aunt Molly in 1995,Though Both Mom And Aunt Molly Were Both Praticing Bisexual Nudists Both Mom And Aunt Molly Were Very Much More Lesbians Who Had Been Very comfortable with both Bisexuality And Lesbianism, And Though They never really had to go at all out of thire way to do it, They were able to help very,very large,large numbers of most especially Nudist Women And Girls To Realize And very fully and openly Accept not only Bisexuality, BUT, Rather Very complet all out Lesbianism, With just as few as 12 cunt licking sesions, very many of these women and girls in most cases licked thire cunts back
the very frist time, but some need up to 14 cunt lickings of thire own cunts before they were ready to lick cunt,BUT, again once they did, they just could not wait to go and lick up even more cunt and get thires licked by frist timers who they then knew would also be forever hooked on cunt licking.

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I still remember what I frist wore. It was my moms 5 inch high heel boots, when she was on a trip for work. It they felt so nice to walk in.


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