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I am still a virgin looking for my first sexual experience. I would love to start out with a female one on one. My biggest problem that I run into is having a small penis. When my penis is not fully erected I am less than an inch. When I am fully erected my penis size is about 3 to 3 1/2 inches. I am not looking for a long term relationship, I just want to have some sexual fun and to get some experiences.
I am average of height and weight, and my penis is 4.5 inches long. I have a beard and am somewhat bald. I shave my crotch fully and like to use toys on my little penis. I really am wanting to be a fun partner for someone and I enjoy all things. I enjoy drinks and good times. I want to be part of a pleasureable encounter with all. I also like to be somewhat submissive orally. I want you to be 5 inches or less, as I want to be able to use my mouth fully.
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18yo bisexual male. I love cock and pussy. I love the feeling of a 10 inck penis fucking me in my ass hole. I like ridin sucking fucking and deep throating. I like 7 inches and larger.-btw- If your cock is 11 inches or larger hmu i will suck your dick and let you cum in my mouth or you can fuck my brains out. Im available 24 7 and im free. I just love cock and pussy. Hmu.
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Biggest I ever sucked was about 8 inches, but didn't have a tape measure at the time. :) I was face fucked by a 6 inch thick one that I never wanted to stop until he shot his cum in my mouth. Yes, I did swallow.
Your cock isn't as small as you may think. The average penis in the US is about 5.3 inches long. When I was growing up in the Stone Age, the thought was that the average erect penis was about 7 inches. According to this page, Ecuador males have the largest average penis at 6.9 inches.
Bra Size Guide


If you just don`t understand all the numbers in getting a bra that fits then here are some tips to help you. Follow these steps to ensure you are shopping for a bra in the correct size...


Step 1: Measure Under the Bustline

Measure underneath the bustline and make sure to measure tightly. Also, make sure the tape is straight across the back. If you come up with a half measurement, like 32 1/2, round UP to 33". If you measure between 32 and 32 1/2, round DOWN. (In general, the rule of thumb for all measuring is: less than 1/2", round DOWN, more than a 1/2", round UP).
Write this measurement Down. This is Measurement 1

Step 2: Calculate Your Cup Size

If MEASUREMENT 1 is UNDER 33 inches, add 5 inches. If this number is odd, round up to the next EVEN number. If MEASUREMENT 1 is over 33 inches, add 3 inches. If this number is odd, round up to the next EVEN number. Write this EVEN number down. This is your BAND SIZE.

Step 3: Calculate Your Size

First, subtract MEASUREMENT 1 from MEASUREMENT 2. This number is MEASUREMENT 3. Consult the following chart to find your cup size:


â—¦If MEASUREMENT 3 is 0, your size is AA
â—¦If MEASUREMENT 3 is 1, your size is A
â—¦If MEASUREMENT 3 is 2, your size is B
â—¦If MEASUREMENT 3 is 3, your size is C
â—¦If MEASUREMENT 3 is 4, your size is D
â—¦If MEASUREMENT 3 is 5, your size is E
â—¦If MEASUREMENT 3 is 6, your size is F


Alternate Bra Size Technique

Here is an easier way to understand your bra size. We received this from a customer (thanks Alan!)

Now, to start you need to measure yourself on your ribcage underneath your breasts where your bra band normally sits making sure to keep the tape measure level all the way around. Whatever number you get, just round it up to the nearest even number. So if you measure 39 than your band size is 40. If you measure a 40 than your band size is 40.

Please note: For a bra to be supportive, you must wear the correct band size. The band should fit snugly but not too tightly. If the band size is too large than the band will ride up your back resulting in the breasts falling forward. If your band measurement is exactly an even number, it is best to wear that exact band size but some women feel that it is a little tight. If you feel that giving up a little support for more comfort is OK, then you should go up one more band size but try to wear it on the tightest hook you can while still feeling comfortable so that you get the most support. And also keep in mind that no matter what band size you choose, bras lose elasticity every time you wear them so the fit will only get less and less supportive the longer you wear the bra.)

Now you need to measure your bust line, which is the widest part of your breasts right across the nipples. Again make sure that you keep the tape measure level all the way around.

You take this number and subtract the first number to determine your cup size. So if you determined your band size to be 40 and the second number across your bust line is 46, the difference between the two is 6 making your bra size a 40F(DDD). That is based on the following:

1 is A
2 is B
3 is C
4 is D
5 is DD or E
6 is F or DDD
7 is G
8 is H
9 is I
10 is J
I have a question. Gays seem to rave about my girth and I think it huge. I’m 7.5 inches around the shaft with a tape measure. You think that is really big?
CC was looking at the cocks here, clicking on the pics to enlarge them. So I ask her what would be your favorite size? She got a tape measure and pulled it out, while still looking at the pics. She smiled and said she would enjoy 7.5 to 8 inches, not to thick and cut.
When looking at the pics she said she would love to ride Eduardo or Cajunman, said she love the shape of their cocks.
Here is a pic of CC with Bob, taking his 7.5 inches deep.
The Penis Tax..............

The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, 10% of the time it's in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependents, and they're both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 2013, penises will be taxed according to size !

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this
information on page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.

10 to 12 inches................Luxury Tax...............$50.00

8 to 10 inches.................Pole Tax..................$30

6 to 8 inches...................Privi lege Tax............$15.

4 to 6 inches...................Nuisa nce Tax.......... $5.00

PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ! ! ! ! ! ! !

***** Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains

Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service

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ive been pretty lucky.out of 9,maybe 10 guys ive messed with,4 had 9+inches.no shit.no,i didnt break out a tape measure,but im not packing too bad,and they were huge compared to me:-P
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I've got to say I've experienced 3 huge cocks in my life so far... The first one was 10 inches and had to have been 6 inches around. It was all I could do to get my lips around him. I DID deep throat him, but had I had to take deep breaths between each time I went down. I have to say it was an interesting experience and he loved it. I was the first that could take him. The second one was 11 inches but not that thick around. I deepthroated him and then he fucked me. Just like the first, his eyes spun when I took him both ways. Number 3? Well...he's just fun. When pumped up completely he's 13 inches and 6 around...enough to fill me completely plus some. Nope...I can't take that all the way down my throat...only about half. I have to say it's fun though. Oh, for all of you less endowed men? Let me tell you...W I D E R is definitely better.
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