Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED TO SWING WITH A BLACK DUDE THAT SHE WORKED WITH AT HER JOB. I WAS NOT INTO THIS BUT SHE INSISTED AND DEMANDED THAT I JOIN IN--THE FUN.. SO, BEING A SUBMISSIVE CROSS DRESSER I SAID, OK. WHEN SHE BROUGHT THE BLACK STUD TO OUR HOME MY WIFE KISSED HIM AND HE FELT HER UP RIGHT AT THE DOOR. MY WIFE TOLD HIM THAT I'M A SUB SISSY BOY AND THAT I WOULD SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIM HARD... I HAD TO GET ON MY KNEES AND TOOK HIM IN MY MOUTH.. HE GOT HARD AND IT GREW TO 11" AS I SUCKED HIES SHAFT AND BALLS.. THEN HE FUCKED MY WIFE AND I GOT UNDER THEM AND DID MY THING EATING PUSSY AND LICKING HIS BLACK SHAFT UNTIL HE SHOT CUM INTO HER PUSSY AND I SWALLOWED AFTER HE PULLED OUT OF HER PUSSY... WHEN HE LEFT MY WIFE SAID I'M A SISSY FOR BLACK COCKS AND THAT SHE'D BRING OTHER BIG DICK STUDS FOR MORE FUN AND NEXT TIME I'D HAVE TO SUCK SEVERAL BLACK COCKS WHILE SHE WATCHED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE MY ASS/PUSSY AS LONG AS THEY WANTED IT... I'M NOW A WHITE SISSIE SLUT FOR BLACK COCKS, SO IF THERE ARE MEMBERS INTO THIS-CONTACT ME!!!!
Bang My Wife I was out at a Country bar one evening with this married couple that I had met at this bar a few months ago. It was a normal night and not much was happening. The guy had went to the hroom and when he left, his wife whispered to me that he had given her permission to take me home with them and fuck me, if I was into that kind of thing. She said that he wasn't sure of what my reaction would be, so she was tasked with asking me. I said that I would be okay with it if her hubby was. When he came back, she went to the Restroom and we talked. I told him what she had said and that I was okay with it if he was. He smiled and said that he was totally cool with it. He confided that he was also submissive. We agreed to pay our tab and go to their house.
I was more excited then them because I am very closet "bi" and this was my opportunity to push the limits. Given my conversation with the husband, I had a feeling that I could get some cock myself if I played it right.
We got to their house and those two started kissing. I went over and started kissing his wife. After a while of heavy petting, she suggested we all go into the bedroom and get naked! One in the bedroom, I laid her on her back and started to lick her pussy and suck on her clit. She was soaked and I swear she must have came within seconds after my tongue was inserted in her snatch. After about 10 minutes of pussy eating, I told her husband to come over and taste how good she was. He dove right in! I then started to work on her tits and straddled her face to fuck her mouth. Her husband was still eating her out and watching me fuck his wife's face from behind. I then told him to stay at the foot of the bed and I slid down and stuck my cock inside her wet, warm snatch. I told her husband to stay on the floor at the foot of the bed and watch as I fucked his wife. That would be a hot view for him. After about 5 or 10 minutes of fucking her, I got off and slid to the foot of the bed and told her husband that I wanted him to taste how good his wife was. He started to slid up to eat her pussy but I stopped him and said that I wanted him to lick her juices off my cock. He hesitated for a moment, looked up at her, and receiving a wink from her, engulfed my cock with his mouth. After a few minutes of this, I stopped him so I could once again fuck his wife. As I was fucking her, he stood up on the bed and said that I was now going to taste how good he tasted, and stuck his cock in my mouth. I wanted to concentrate on blowing him, so we switched positions so I laid on my back, his wife on top fucking me, and he straddled my chest and was fucking my face.
It wasn't long before he was fucking my face hard and shooting a nice warm load of semen in my mouth! All along, his wife is riding my hard cock and having orgasm after orgasm. It wasn't long before I shot my load deep inside of her. Afterwards, we laid there for a few minutes. When I noticed that her husband was hard again. I told him that it was time he tasted my load. So, I made him go down on his wife and eat her snatch while I blew him again!
We all were satisfied many times that evening. I even watched him fuck his a wife that night and we both fucked her a few times.
We haven't done it again yet, but we still hang out at the same bar and I can tell they are still interested. That was two weeks ago so I am rushing it? lol
Gloryholes We used to have a local adult video store that had video booths in the back and that had Glory Holes. A friend told us about it, so we went and had a look. The original plan was for me to go in one booth, while Carol went into the other and gave me head through the Glory Hole. Those plans changed! We went into one booth to have a look at the set-up, and within 10 seconds, a dick appeared through the hole! I goaded Carol into touching it, and she ended up taking it even further. She dropped to her knees, and started sucking the guys dick. The guy came in about 20 seconds! Carol could sense it, and pulled away, but the guy shot all over her shirt...and she was wearing a black T-shirt!! They had a paper towel dispenser in the booth, but it was empty. There was nothing to clean up with. We ended up having to walk back through the video store with a bog load of cum in plain view, all over the front of her shirt. And yes, people noticed!
We went back a number of times, and Carol gave lots of head, and even fucked a few guys through the hole. She even brought a couple of girlfriends at different times, who had to see it to believe it.
Bisexual Black Men With Big Dicks I am a thick black female in SC that is hungry for some big black dick and ass. I want to see two black men fucking and sucking on each other and I want to fuck them with my strap-o. Very interested in repeated meetings if possible. Discreation is demanded!
Men Getting Fucked By Women THIS is my ultimate bisexual fantasy. I want to be sucking hubby's pussy wetted cock as his wife or her playmate fucks me in the ass with a strapon. PLEASE fuck me in the ass as lady as I suck your husband or BF's cock...PLEASE!
Cuck Pregnancy yeah i was wondering myself... being the kinky bitch that i am i figured it can be one of two things... either it refers to a pregnant woman being fucked with her cuckold hubby watching and being a bitch, or it means that the dom male knocked up the guys wife and the cuck hubby has to get used to having the dom guy at home all the time... fucking hot either way i say.
Black Dick We love black cock as you can see from our photos. I, the male is especially fond of BIG BLACK COCK. I am a bottom and a submissive cocksucker, so if you have a hot big black cock drop us and line...
Females Who Use Strap-ons on Males I'd like to find a couple )MF) in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area who enjoys strap-ons as I do. I'd love for her to shove that strap=on cock up my ass while I fucked her husband in the ass or sucked him off or he could suck me off as well. Then I'd like to take her in the ass while she did her husband or boyfriend.
Video masturbation sessions would be fun (skype/google), My wife is no longer interested in playing with others after many years of fun and games she says she is to old but he would enjoy exploring a friendship another man depending on our mutual desire. I'll try anything once but would prefer someone older, 40 + maybe, and easy going.
He would probably not get involved with another single female since that could lead to feelings that might cause problems in home and out but you never know.
It is all about finding a new friend and having fun. We are looking for friendship because we value friendship more than sex. We have a hot tub in the sun room, that and glass of wine makes for some fun times. We are hoping for a long term but short term is fun too, everything starts somewhere.
We are not looking for Ken and Barbie, because we are not,
Things we enjoy: We have a large hot tub, a few ATVs, (reds mostly Traveling, Sushi. RC planes, I am an avid fixer - computers, home improvements, Carpentry, Carving, furniture making, movies DVD at home, she loves to do needle work heck I'll try most things at least once.
Married for 14 years, our kids are grown and on their own and now its our time. Wife 47 husband 41. We are very sexual and very comfortable. Wife is very out going, husband is a little reserved until he gets to know you. We have had a few encounters together with couples, females and straight males we both have had experiences before we were together. We would like to meet couples to have fun with, straight or bisexual, would like to meet a bisexual male in relationship or single to introduce husband all the way to the experience. thank you
We are a happily married couple. I consider myself to be both gay and straight and desire the company of both a man and a woman, not either or. We are looking for a bisexual or lesbian life partner. Please do not contact us unless you are interested in pursuing a long term relationship. Physically we are both very tall. I wouldn't describe us as skinny, but we are broad shouldered and more muscle than fat. So basically, we are very large but not in the way that the people everyone picks on at Wal-Mart are large. My husband has long blond hair and blue eyes. He has currently chosen to style it into a purple and black mohawk and grow a beard, but his hair is really beautiful, when he doesn't screw with it. I have long dark blond/brown hair and hazel eyes, but I reserve the right to change these features at will. I'm 5'9", 36" 30" 44", 34DD, so curvy and relatively slender, but like I said I'm a freakin' Amazon and my husband makes me look small. We are big geeks, video games and anime all the way. I also enjoy classic cars and doing my own repairs. My husband is fond of painting and wood working.
Overall we are easy going, like to relax and enjoy life no matter what it brings us.
She is 5'6" 180lb 38DD natural Red Hair (originally Brown) bifemale and switch
She loves to be tied up and used sexually. She's easy going just don't push her before she gets to know gets to know you. She loves to read fantasy books / Play piano / and fishing.
He is 6'9" 300lb Short black hair Bimale and is Dom. He normally into everything. He is into building things / computers / and Shooting Guns
SOLO MEN & COUPLES WANTED TO WATCH JOYCE MASTURBATE: Joyce masturbates while Mark blows the man(condom only) then Mark jacks him off. No reciprocation. NO ANAL SEX. No touching Joyce. No sex with Joyce. Noon-time meetings only at Mark's office in PB area.
YOU MUST BE: Over age 40, Clean-cut, well-mannered, NO body piercings, NO tattoos, NO face hair, NON-Smokers, NON-Druggies
THE ACTION WILL BE VIDEO TAPED FOR OUR PRIVATE USE ONLY. YOUR FACE WILL NOT BE SEEN IF YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE.
YOU SEE OUR NUDE PHOTOS. PLEASE SEND YOUR SIMILAR NUDE PHOTOS IF YOU WANT A REPLY.
MARK: White married bi-curous male, Trying to get his wife involved. 5'6" 185 nice thick 7" long cock. I am very sensual and passionate with a great sense of humor.
JOYCE: Married lady, Her husband doesn't know she plays. 5'4" 130 38D Great sense of humor. Gorgeous face & body. JOYCE DOES NOT MEET ANYONE ALONE SO DON'T EVEN ASK..
i am transgendered person. i want to live full time as my female self that hidden by this ugly male form i should say here that i not inrestd in SRS as jr to much fun but otherwise i want to be more female. I am looking for a single woman or loving couple need a 2nd wife. i enjoy sexes that will to accept me for me. i am so looking for good friends for chat play or both. i enjoy the outdoor love hunting fishing and also big time computer geek love video games and movies i also collect Hard cover-books and i also a killer cook.i do have every twisted scents of humour.
Hi! I have been away from this site for a couple of years but now I'm back. I'm an older bi-male and enjoy company of both sexes. I'm looking for all that care to have fun with an older bi-man. Would like a couple (but not limited to) where the wife knows the husband is bi. I enjoy all things sexual that does not conflict with my partner(s) likes and dislikes.
We're travelling across the USA right NOW!!
If you'd like to know what cities we will be in, contact us!!
Easy going, yet passionate couple that enjoys experimentation and trying new things. As the situation requires, We enjoy the scene rough or soft, quick or very slow, one-on-one or in a group. Only things that are definitely a no go... scat, blood, scarring, minors. We prefer to play with couples, as they seem to be more cautious with whom they play, but a roomful of naked bodies entwined in a heated, sweaty pile is EXCELLENT!!! But I never say never
We love to give erotic massages... A great way to start an evening!
On another note... We are professional photographers for over (30) years, specializing in boudoir and "intimate" photography, both still and video. If you've ever considered giving a sexy portrait of yourself to someone, let us help you. Or if you' d like to do something unique at your next party, video is a super idea!!
We're Dave and Carol, a playful, down-to-earth, adventurous couple happily in a loving and open marriage who's fun to be around and that's always looking for a good time. While we definitely have a bit of a wild streak we do keep it within limits. Are open to new experiences and love trying new things. We're outgoing and social people who would like to find friends and companions with whom we can enjoy a variety of activities both within and outside of the bedroom. Long time members of the lifestyle as singles as well as a couple and do enjoy all aspects of it however pain definitely is not our thing. Have participated in threesomes, foursomes, and myriad other parings/groupings, video and photography, meet and greets, swing clubs, house parties, gang bangs, group sex/orgies, and swinging camping. It is all good. Will and do play on the first meeting if everything clicks but it definitely has to be mutual with both parties. We like seduction, eroticism, sensuality, and special moments.
We do live very busy lives as well as have small children at home so it is not always convenient for us to meet up but we like to play a little whenever possible. Both of us are free to play separately. With our respective schedules it's more often separately. We love to hear about each otherís experiences with others and especially love it when we can view it via photos or video. We do like playing together when the opportunity arises as well as seeing the acts first hand.
We live in Phoenix but travel frequently to Southern California, the greater Las Vegas area, the greater Kansas City area, as well as much of Iowa. Don't smoke but don't mind if you do. We're disease free and tested regularly. We are both straight but bi-comfortable/bi-playful as long as boundaries are respected. Drop us a line and let us know what you are looking for as we're sure we can figure something out!
****WE DON'T CAM****Please read our complete profile before emailing us! We don't want to waste your time or ours. You can not just have one person... we come together so if you just want only one of us you need to move on please...She will only play with a female and her mind will not be changed no matter how hard you try. She wants to watch. We Have become very good at figuring people out and that's why we are very cautious. We are y and fun. D&D free so protection is always a must... Shaved females only please (She has an issue with hair)...also if you are being dishonest about your lifestyle to a husband, wife or significant other please move on we consider that cheating no matter what the reasons. Please do not email us with stupid requests..."Can your wife "F" me with a strap on" or "Lets Screw" we don't know you at all so its not going to happen.... its a waste of our time and yours. Also if you only have "dick pics" (they are fun but say nothing about you) or pictures of half of a couple please move on that is a big red flag for us..... We are open and honest and to the point and we are both go with the flow kind of people. We love meeting new people and letting loose.
We are very open minded, and are open to about anything. We like to ride motorcycles, four-wheelers, he plays guitar. We like to go fishing when we can. We like getting out and riding and we like to stay home as well. we like watching movies at home and going to the movies. I have had a few experiences and he has not. I would love to find someone that i can have fun with. Someone that is down to earth and outgoing as well. Someone that enjoys getting out doing things and staying home. I'm a hopeless romantic, he is not. so i would like to find someone that enjoys those things too. getting or giving flowers for no reason. Just being surprised and also doing the surprising. i like to cuddle, i like playing with toys and we both like watching porn.
I (the wife) is an outgoing and witty person. I like to have fun dance,drink and socializie. I am blonde hair with blue eyes about 5'8 and athletic built.
I love sports and watching football. I am very attracted to women, almost more than men. Hit me up if you like what you hear! Jenn
Me (the hubby) luves my wife and life. We are an outgoing cpl and have fun wherever we go! I'm into watching her with another man or women. I will join from time to time with the women ONLY! I AM NOT INTO MEN!!!!!!
We like club dancing, nice resturants and crazy sex!,, I know my wife is hot and I know she loves me too!..later
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a film. They sat down together and proceeded to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," said the distraught husband.
"What's not to believe?" the detective said. "It's right up there on the screen!"
"I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun!" the husband replied.
14 next door neighbor was a 26 yr old navy wife and used me as a sex toy until her husband came home. he told me it was ok to fuck his wife while he was gone, but when he was home he wanted me also. so the first time I sucked his cock was while his wife watched and when he came in my mouth I took it all in. she had been training me to like cum. we had that relationship for 3 yrs.
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!
Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
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A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right
behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my
mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go
ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat
Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in
a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the
store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and
there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else
I can wear."
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume
and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes
to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a man
costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black man? Take this back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the
husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the
second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The
husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"
The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the
three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that idea, you can put the white belt on
and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT idea, you can
shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!"
Everyone is different, a LOT has to do with maturity and comfort, and trust, both with yourselves and the one you meet. There are way to many that end up with more emotion than just sexual fun - I have met couples with the sole intent of doing her - they go home as a couple after some sensous fun. One husband even video taped it all, between the times he joined in - they take out the video occasionally and have a splendid time with the memories - he's asked me to do it again. So, go with what you are comfortable with - but, my view is that if you are gonna play, the play should be for both - why should one have pleaser and not the other? If there is an element of jealousy in this forum, gotta wonder why you are in it?
Marriage and Men
- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make. - Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home - A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face - is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest. - An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge. - Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle. - Getting married is one mistake every man should make. - A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him. - Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence. - The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet. and lastly............ - Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday I went to
my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had
left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black
stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love
on his desk right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my
fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I
made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he
grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, man, what's for
Hi there! My name is Jenn, I'm a 23 year old, bisexual with experience, married, female. I'm 5'3, 135 lbs, dark blue eyes. I am looking for a 1-on-1 encounter, casual, friends with benefits, f*ck buddies, girlfriends or lovers . Take it as far as you wanna go. No male involvement whatsoever, no men watching, no exceptions.Always willing to video tape or take pics so it is an option. Only looking for myself and not my man.My husband loves me and doesn't want involvement in my lifestyle and I don't want him involved either. My husband knows, encourages me, is completely cool with it and wants no involvement. He is hardly ever home so I need someone for those lonely nights, lol I am STD free, No b/s, serious & know what I want. I am a non-smoker with no children. If your interested holla back!
This brings back some memories!!!! When young, I finger fucked gf in her living room while her parents prepared dinner! The middle of the 16th fairway (at night), the ladies room in a historic mansion what was the main business office for a university, a lot on the beach, under a blanket with people walking by, at the nude beach with people watching, department store parking lot at xmas time (windows were to fogged up though for anyone to see), adult bookstore video booth while she sucked a guy - now that was hot!!!! One of the best though ... at a swingers meet and greet party - I go potty, come back and she's blowing a guy at the bar while his wife is getting felt up by 3 other guys, we've had fun with him since too - since he's bi, and both of us are, we tunred on the video cam, connected to a website, and had about 40 people watching us which ended with him fucking me while I fuckd her... was a GREAT day!!!!!
Warm weather is coming, hopefull, we'll have more sensual memories!!!!!!
Mistress (wife) seeks sub bi man for oral play with husband only. There will be no sex with wife, no touching, and no talking to wife unless spoken to directly. I will be directing the action between you and my husband ONLY. You will be expected to suck his cock, swallow his cum, and he will be forced to do the same to you. You will be told to crawl and beg, lick my shoes etc. I want to order you two to do nasty dirty things to each other. My husband will be ordered to service me during playtime, you must watch. Be sane, clean, ddf! Email us if your interested. P.s. You may be forced to prove that your are truly bisexual.
Want to help fulfill a fantasy of mine and my wife? We need a minimum of 4 hot bi or gay guys 21-42 years old to come to our home in reseda and gang bang me while my wife watches and video tapes for our private use. Masks can be worn. If you are interested respond by email or post here. You must fit what our ad states in our profile. I want a cock for each hand and one for each hole taking turns fucking me in my mouth and ass till you all cum all over me and in my mouth. You must be extremely hot and in excellent shape with a hung cut cock and shaved balls to be considered (pics must be sent to prove it).
my husband and i are looking to try our first threesome. we are looking for an older women in the hampton roads are. if you have a bf/husband he was welcome to watch but my husband isnt open to the idea of another man, yet. please email me if this sounds like something you'd be willing to do. we own our home so we can deff host. thank you.
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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