Like "Stella", I'm just a guy trying to somehow find a way to get his goddamned groove back. I'm sick of all the boredom and all the lackluster nights...and I'm especially sick of endlessly/fruitlessly-futilely searching around for the Truly Legit, dream Partner-in-Crime-of-Mine that's supposedly out there for me somewhere: with whom I 'might' be able to hopefully one day, start spending the rest of my life Adventurously being adventurously in
with.
I'm just absolutely itchin' in someway one day - and by any legitimately appropriable and theoretically manageable, plausibly possible means too - to somehow start finding myself a way to re-begin rediscovering and rekindling all the swagger, groove, and lost pep in my step seemingly long-gone dissipated after WAY TOO MANY YEARS of constant heartbreak, never-ending letdowns, and miserable sorrows: let alone a perpetuating mental monstrosity of "All Work and No Play making (Rob) a very dull boy INDEED
"
I'm legit... I'm completely for real... and I'm truly fucking GAME FOR IT ALL!!! And rest assured that though it may seem that I might come off like a straight-up freaking Jack at times...I promise you that I'm truly never intentionally trying to be a
Ass: I'm just a straight-shooting Character of Characters whom also just so happens to have his head actually squarely above his shoulders too with a sincerely warm-loving heart to boot as well. But 'that' DOESN'T MEAN that I'm NOT still ENTIRELY ALL ABOUT, ALWAYS just trying to conjure and stir up something fiercely mischievous and unbelievably-naughtily troublesome at the flick of a whim...and usually for the very most simplest of reasons too: i.e., my 'just' simply NEEDING to get myself into a whole lotta' naughty-ass mischief and borderliningly felonious 'trouble' every now and then!!!
I'd be the most True-to-Life and entertainingly crazed, Real-World-esque Mother F"in' "FOMENTER" of Fomenters that you'd ever fucking meet in all of your days...GUARAN'FRIGGIN'TEED!!! - [though that'd be ONLY IF you wisely decided to just give me an actual whirl for yourself sometime?] - But for the record in all truthfulness...I sincerely and whole-heartedly really do truly exemplify the very essence of a fomenter all the way down to the fundamental base of their existential core. So whaddaya' say/ whatcha' think??? Wanna' start inciting, instigating, and stirring up a little rebellious action and social discord with me sometime?