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Name:
FacetiouslyWry
Age, Preference:
42, Bi-Curious
Gender, Race:
Male Caucasian
Practice Safe Sex:
Only when it's requested
Experience:
I'd rather not say
Interested In Ages:
18 - 99
Looking For:
Single Men
Single Women
Couples
Will go as far as:
Internet
Phone
Meeting in person
Dating
Short Term Relationship
Long Term Relationship
Interested In:
Cyber Sex
Phone Sex
1 on 1 Sexual Relationship
M-F-F Threesome
M-M-F Threesome
M-F-M Threesome
F-M-F Threesome
Foursome
Group Sex
Other Alternative Lifestyle
Description:
Like "Stella", I'm just a guy trying to somehow find a way to get his goddamned groove back. I'm sick of all the boredom and all the lackluster nights...and I'm especially sick of endlessly/fruitlessly-futilely searching around for the Truly Legit, dream Partner-in-Crime-of-Mine that's supposedly out there for me somewhere: with whom I 'might' be able to hopefully one day, start spending the rest of my life Adventurously being adventurously in with.

I'm just absolutely itchin' in someway one day - and by any legitimately appropriable and theoretically manageable, plausibly possible means too - to somehow start finding myself a way to re-begin rediscovering and rekindling all the swagger, groove, and lost pep in my step seemingly long-gone dissipated after WAY TOO MANY YEARS of constant heartbreak, never-ending letdowns, and miserable sorrows: let alone a perpetuating mental monstrosity of "All Work and No Play making (Rob) a very dull boy INDEED"

I'm legit... I'm completely for real... and I'm truly fucking GAME FOR IT ALL!!! And rest assured that though it may seem that I might come off like a straight-up freaking Jack at times...I promise you that I'm truly never intentionally trying to be a Ass: I'm just a straight-shooting Character of Characters whom also just so happens to have his head actually squarely above his shoulders too with a sincerely warm-loving heart to boot as well. But 'that' DOESN'T MEAN that I'm NOT still ENTIRELY ALL ABOUT, ALWAYS just trying to conjure and stir up something fiercely mischievous and unbelievably-naughtily troublesome at the flick of a whim...and usually for the very most simplest of reasons too: i.e., my 'just' simply NEEDING to get myself into a whole lotta' naughty-ass mischief and borderliningly felonious 'trouble' every now and then!!!

I'd be the most True-to-Life and entertainingly crazed, Real-World-esque Mother F"in' "FOMENTER" of Fomenters that you'd ever fucking meet in all of your days...GUARAN'FRIGGIN'TEED!!! - [though that'd be ONLY IF you wisely decided to just give me an actual whirl for yourself sometime?] - But for the record in all truthfulness...I sincerely and whole-heartedly really do truly exemplify the very essence of a fomenter all the way down to the fundamental base of their existential core. So whaddaya' say/ whatcha' think??? Wanna' start inciting, instigating, and stirring up a little rebellious action and social discord with me sometime?
Getting Together:
FacetiouslyWry has never gotten together with someone through a site like this before.
FacetiouslyWry can possibly entertain at their home.
FacetiouslyWry would like to meet at an I am not sure yet.
FacetiouslyWry can travel up to 25000 miles.
Ideal Situation:
Some wild, passionate, and totally bi-crazy...sort-of ALL-NIGHT-LONG w/ absolutely no-strings-attached...kinda fucking unbelievable Hot-ass fun!
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