Caucasian

Yes, always

I have had a few experiences (still a beginner)

6' 0, 193 lbs. (Average)

Short Light Brown

Blue

I have glasses, but I don't wear them often

18 - 99

Single Men
Single Women
Couples

Internet
Phone
Meeting in person
Long Term Relationship

Cyber Sex
Phone Sex
1 on 1 Sexual Relationship

I’m Jack. I’m a pretty average guy. Retired military, single Dad, homeowner, clean cut, hard-working & responsible, happy & upbeat, etc. All-American Dad-next-door type, I guess. I don’t smoke or drink, but I am possibly 420 friendly if you have it. (I have no clue where to get it.)

I’m a masculine guy, but not the the loud, macho type. I’m laidback. Quiet.

And I’m bisexual. I love sexy, beautiful women of all kinds, shapes, and sizes. But I’m also extremely turned on by the thought of limited sexual fun with a man. Very specific things only.

The thing that distinguishes me from being “bi-curious,” is that I had a gay friend who, many years ago, used to enjoy watching porn and smoking pot with me, and then giving me amazing blowjobs (so naturally, we did it quite often). Since I have actually experienced the amazing receiving side of gay oral sex, I refer to myself as bisexual even though I’ve never actually experienced *giving* a man sexual pleasure. I’m really hoping to change that — with the right guy. So there may be a more accurate word to describe me sexually, but “bisexual” seems to fit.

I’m 100 percent disease-free, and I have very recent medical proof/lab results to show you. I intend to stay disease-free, so you’ll need to be as well.

All my parts work perfectly, and are always very eager to perform. Zero issues. 😏

As far as gay and bisexual stuff with guys is concerned, I’m totally in the closet, and I intend to keep it that way. So discretion is a big deal to me (which you can also count on from me). I’m definitely not ashamed of my sexual interest in guys. I love it, which is why I’m actively pursuing it. I’m just a very private person about private things. And weirdly, I’m kinda proud of myself for evolving beyond the traditional thinking of my Alabama upbringing, and allowing myself the freedom to explore other amazing things, sexually.

I’m totally single. There’s no one in my life at this time, so there are no relationship things holding me back or getting in my way.

However, I’m a single Dad, so I can probably never host get-togethers with a guy (but I could with a woman friend). So coordinating such things might take a little imagination and patience, unless you live very nearby and can host.

I feel like I would be an amazing FWB to the right guy, but I’m not willing to rush into it. So please be patient with me.

Jack_Offalot has never gotten together with someone through a site like this before.
Jack_Offalot can not entertain at their home.
Jack_Offalot would like to meet at an Other....
Jack_Offalot can not travel.

👉Ideally,👈 (i.e., in my fantasies) he would come over to my house freshly showered late in the evening. We’d have a few beers/drinks, chat a few minutes, turn on some porn, strip down and have fun with each other’s dicks for awhile.

When we’re both cummed-out, we get cleaned up and plan our next get-together. No strings, no romance, just two guys who love to cum, and helping their buddy cum. 👍👍

BUT…
Since I can never host, I’m not sure what the ideal situation would be. Got any ideas?