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Honesty, Discretion, Friendship and Respect. We are not Swingers and have no wish to be Swingers. We are a commited bi couple to each other and our life style, We are looking for a bi couple for friendship in every way. Plain and simple. We are not Swingers and have no wish to be Swingers.
We are just your normal everyday smoes flitting through life grabbing moments of enjoyment when we can. We have been married for fourteen years and we have been "playing" off and on for several years. We are not hardcore swingers and honestly we can count on a single hand how many couples we have gotten intimate with. We have maintained stable relationships with a couple of "unicorns" for a few years as well. Down and skinny... we have jobs, kids and family obligations. We can not simply drop everything to run off for drinks and we definately have to plan our adult time according to the schedule we have. This is not a massive part of our lives, just something for enjoyment. We will not be rushed and we can not change the fact that we have obligations. We are not full time every weekend or even every month swingers. However we are definitely not vanilla and tend to enjoy the company of a more open minded crowd.
forever is not near a long as it was when we were in our 20's so why waste time. we are looking for real swingers not wanta be swingers
Open to most anything and I am interested in group fun and swingers club and swingers party and I really don't have a really firm no I am not going to be able to do
I'm a european man in Bucks county
We are an easy going professional couple in Bucks county, PA
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Count your blessings instead of your crosses;
Count your gains instead of your losses.
Count your joys instead of your woes;
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Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,

And every year Ken would say,

'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'

Edna always replied,

'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,

And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

One year Ken and Edna went to the fair,
and Ken said,

'Edna, I'm 75 years old.

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'

To this, Edna replied,

"Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,

'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

I'm impressed!'

Ken replied,

'Well, to tell you the truth,

I almost said something when Edna fell out,

But you know,

"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
I am hoping to hear from mature older hardcore swingers in the Lower Bucks County area. I am bisexual and enjoy hot nasty sex with very mature white couples. If you are out there police contact me very much into oral and other nasty things let's get together and have some fun.
One day a man went on a business trip to Florida.
He saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"
The hooker replied "100 bucks"
The man said "100 bucks?! That's alot of money!"
So the hooker pointed to the parking lot and said "See that mercedes? I paid for that giving hand jobs."
So he gave the hooker the money and got the best hand job he'd ever recieved.
The next day he sees the hooker and says "How much for a blowjob?"
The hooker says "200 bucks"
The man says "200 bucks?! That's alot of money!"
The hooker pointed to the docks and said "See that yacht? I paid for that by giving blowjobs."
So the guy gives the hooker the money and gets the best blowjob he'd ever recieved.
On his last day in Florida he sees the hooker and says "Okay, the handjob was great, the blowjob was amazing, how much for the whole package?"
The hooker says "1000 bucks"
The man says "1000 bucks?! That's ALOT of money!!"
The hooker pointed off in the distance and says "See that mansion up there? I could afford that if I had a pussy" Laughing
Ok Y'all I think i figured out why we are all addicted to BP ..... it's money thing lol We pay 99 dollars for our lifetime memberships or varying memebrship amounts and dollar values and we just wanna make sure we get value for our dollar so the more time we spend here the cheaper the 99 dollars seems when you break it down per hour or minute your spend here for example... my 58 + hours this week actually means my memebership is costing me roughly a buck 70 an hour which doesnt seem nearly as bad as sayig 99 bucks... although money may be a factor for some it is definately not mine hehe 99 bucks is cheap when i look at what i've gained from being here some awesome friends an endless supply of Duck tape ..(thanks Boss) endless Whipped Cream fun with Hogan plenty of wonderful friends people I know i'll always be able to count on and of course lets not forget the Love of my life all thanks to BP. Bill and Patti you guys continue to out do yourselves day after day. this is the bst group of pervs and pervetettes you could ask for.
Are there any bi swingers. And are there still unskoken rules that swingers follow

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Bisexual Swing Clubs
I would love to find a bisexual swingers club near Dallas,Tx. if anyone knows of one,or swingers parties at private homes.
Body Art
Have you ever started counting something and lose count well that's the way it is when counting all the tats he has finally got them all and last count was 58 now that's body art or likes the pain. Lady ShadyHug
Swinger Sex
Everybody that's in here doing all this and then gone to the swinger sites yet I can't believe that all swingers we all are swingers
Bisexual Swing Clubs
I attended a bi swingers party in San Francisco in 94 shortly before I moved back to TX. I'd been to regular swingers clubs before, but this was a whole new experience. It was in a house with the party outside & in the basement. Hot tub & several rooms to play in. Safe sex all round with swings, pillows, mattresses, & more. Everyone was really friendly & respectful. I also attended an SMBD swingers club in SF that was an actual buisness. Paid admission & cash bar. Several rooms with the obligatory Mistress inflicting pain on her subjects. Bondage gear in every room. People weren't as friendly. Actually kind of creepy.
Glory Holes
I've been to the one in Commack it's great but $10 bucks is a little steep.
Bisexual Swing Clubs
Swingers Palace in Pittsburgh has a Mixed gender Bi night every Friday. I've never been there but I get their newsletter. It is also the only club that I have heard of that welcomes Bi male activity in the club. Maybe a member from Pitt. could tell you more. The web site is swingers palace with a hyphen in between. Jim

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