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i m young boy...still learning about sex...have a thing for older ladys...say 30-40... i m athletick,muscular....blond eyes and hair... i m looking for lady to cyber,trade picks,cam .....etc.
Wel my husbend enjoy goin on the beach an masturbate until another lady wants to play with it i video from distant an i rub on myself i enjoy goin hikin an walkin up on older lady rubbin on my husband dick an then i join in like another horny lady email us if u want walk up an cum in peace
We are looking for a lady to join us. She likes a lady with nice boobs, and a pretty face. I am looking for an older take charge top man. We have not played together with others yet.
How do you describe a submissive nature? Looking for a position as a chaste house boy for a sexy transsexual Lady... or maybe your a Lady with a strap-on? Way of thinking? How about giving that Lady a reason to smile. Thoughts or Feelings? How can i find that special Lady and prove that i am serious?
I'm am a Sexy 29 yr old lady trying to find a lady to call my own. Looking for a funloving, outgoing lady. I'm 5,9 175 curvy lady, very Busty, full sexy lips, cat-shaped eyes. Height and weight measure up very well. Very girlie.. yet very laid back. I love to travel and looking for a lady to have a fun time with as well as a great friendship. Lesbian or bi doesn't matter and race isn't an issue.
Hi! I,m very interested in pursueing a relationship with a African American lady, Phillipino lady or any a bit older lady of Asian decent. I am 58, caucasion male, divorced, and waiting for that someone special. Living in the Eau Claire Wisconsin area. Tired of all the games and would love to meet up. Hug Jack

A little old lady went into the headquarters of a large national bank one day, dragging a large bag behind her. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.

The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"

The old lady replied, "I make bets."

The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"

The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."

"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"

The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"

"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"

The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?"

"Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.

"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the heck's the matter with your lawyer?"

"Nothing," she answered, "Except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00AM today, I'd have the president of this bank's balls in my hand."

My grandma told me this joke when I was about 8 years old. Gotta love a grandma who knows a good joke.
A little old lady went into a grocery store to buy some cat food. She picked up three cans and took them up to the check-out counter. The girl at the cash register said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat for themselves, and management is now requiring that all seniors have proof of owning a cat before buying the cat food." So the little old lady then went home, picked up the cat, took it back to the store. They then sold her the cat food.

The next day she tried to buy three cans of Dog food. Again the cashier demands proof that she owns a dog, because sometimes old people eat dog food. So, she went home, brought the dog in and then got the dog food.

The next day the little old lady brought in a small box with a hole in the lid. She asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and said to the little old lady: "hey!?...that smells like poop." The little old lady said: "It is, now can I buy three rolls of toilet paper?!!"
I always believed that a real lady has more sex then then most and you are a real lady. You are absolutely gorgous and you have a very hot body. You look like a lady and im sure you are and if you enjoy sex and want to explore it doesn't make you any less a lady. Most women could lean a whole lot from you. Any guys who dont agree are probably oldfashioned guys who think their better. Todays men undersand a women has the right to do whatever she wants and still be a lady.
Ok. I have been here. Married and honest with ladies my age for 22yrs. Found and older gf that loved fucking. And accepted us swapping at first. Then when that didn't happen because she didn't apply herself as I did. It was ok for me to meet guys. But she didn't have her fun. So it was done for us now I'm with a lady that we have shared a few guys with. She absolutely loves that. I love that also. We are looking for a lady to join us but can't find one. So yes although my my wants a lady to join us, we will accept a nice cock to suck together.
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There was this somewhat older lady who was "Lonely" So she decided she needed to get a pet to keep her company.So off to the pet store she went.
She searched and searched none of the pets seemed to catch her interest except for this ugly frog.As she walked by the jar he was in he winked at her.
He whispered,I'm lonely too.Buy me you won't be sorry.
The ole lady figured what the heck.She hadn't found any thing else. So she bought the frog.
Leaving the store she sat the jar with the frog in it on the seat beside her.As they were driving back to the ole lady's house, She heard the frog whisper
'KissMe'' "KissMe" You won't be sorry !
So the ole lady figured what the heck and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous,sexy,young,prince,the frog then returned the ole lady's Kiss
Suddenly the ole lady felt herself transforming from his kiss.

Now can you guess what the ole lady turned into??
Come on Guess??


I will be back in a week or so to tell you the answer lmao
And please if you have heard this one keep it to yourself , just want to have a little fun with this one. Hug Kiss :-P Farmy rib it

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