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When I went to store I was just standing there and this lady came up to me and said "hey why did you take my antfarm?" I really didnt know what to tell her so I just jumped up and down flapping my arms and making chicken noises so she would think I was a chicken. That way she couldnt talk to me. :O)
I'm a wild ass,hott and sexxy cowboy ! A real cowboy....an athletic guy...not some wal mart wanna be cowboy. I'm picky and very clean.....I love a hard bodied hott ass girl ! If youre hott and wild.....let me hear from ya...I also have aol and have several pics.... Jay
Me i like to have my fun with a woman while my man watchs. Then while i eat her my man plays with both of us. Then while she eatin me my man fucks her so hard . Then i will eat her so much more while he fucks me deep. Oh yeah. If ya like hook up. Just e mail me. Be waitin
cowboy here. in the rodeo circuit. friends don't know that i am bisexual. discretion a must. no std's here. date women but fantasize about being with another cowboy also.
i am just a laid back cowboy that likes to try new things and experment to the fullest. tall and thin cowboy. i am interested in anything and about everything
Tall well built and healthy cowboy looking for some hot wild action. I love to make a man/women feel safe in my arms and well pleased. I'm a passionate and aggressive lover. If your looking for an 8 sec. ride then go else where. I enjoy the wild and sensual experience that having sex in the wide open spaces can give men/women. Like the movie mentioned it ain't fishing any more. So guys/gals saddle up and give this rough and ready cowboy a try. So Saddle up and Cowboy up.
We see that there are Martinis and Beer, but we do not see anything fer Bourbon and would like to see somethin fer it. We would also like a picture of a Cowboy hat and Cowboy boots along with another Oogie that would be dressed as a Cowboy or Cowgirl wearin boots and a Cowboy/girl hat. Maybe he/she could be called Oogie Country or somethin of that nature. See if we could also get ropes of some sort like a Lasso, or maybe even saddles. I know someone had metioned new animals once before, and maybe go with a horse. If anyone can come up with anything else then just post it and just maybe the webbies may get time in the future to see if they could do any of this fer us.

Thanks,
Cowboy and Cowgirl
Quick and Easy Chicken n Biscuits

Homemade or pre-made biscuits, like Grands Biscuits
1lb of chicken tenderloins
1 large can of cream of chicken soup
Homemade or instant mashed potatoes

Take thawed chicken tenderloins, cut them into smaller pieces
put in large skillet and brown them

After chicken is fully cooked, add just the can of cream of chicken soup to the chicken, add pepper to season.

When biscuits, potatoes and soup/chicken are all finished cooking, take as many biscuits as you wish, cut them in half.

Place mashed potatoes on top of biscuits

Then cover potatoes and biscuits with soup/chicken mixture

Enjoy!!! :)
An old Cowboy dressed to kill with his cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, n chaps, Went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink a young lady sits down next to him. She looks over his way and asks " Are you a real Cowboy"?
Well I spent my whole life on a ranch herding cattle, breaking horses, and mending fences.......I guess I could say I sure am , replied the Cowboy...
After a short while the cowboy asks the young lady , What she was ?
Well I never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, But I am a Lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about woman. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about woman, When I'm eating I think about woman, When I shower I think about woman, When I watch Tv I think about woman, Everything I do seems to make me think about woman !
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple comes in and sits down next to him and asked "Are you a real Cowboy "?
Well I always thought I was, But I just learned that I am a Lesbian ! !

Hug Kiss :-P
Well first off , turn off the caps button , I feel like your yellin at me when I read your profile , second I guess your trying to be silly and funny but lose the hats , heck we get turned off by women wearin cowboy hats , well we had a G/F with us for 6 months and when she wore her cowboy hat which looked kinda silly and very dated , OKOK we are bias towards women wearin cowboy hats , the 80's are over and the Urban cowboy still sux . anyway tell people want you want and your fantasies are without begging , I know its hard being a guy too , it thin edge between sounding to forward and whippy but it can be done . And what Anasplaytoy wrote is correct , get out there and on there so you'll be noticed .
I will chase a live Chicken with some spicy seasonings, and a propane torch and a hand full of flour to make sure your popeye Chicken is fresh and I will add my SPECIAL seasoning too, ...but you are on your own on da biscuits hee hee..have a good b day Hug

Billy

ps: The Chicken may turn me on so it may be extra tenderized meat hee hee :)
Garlic Chicken

(serves 3)

ingredients:
3 to 4 pounds chicken, cut into pieces
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 lemons
6 cloves minced garlic
salt and pepper for taste

directions:
preheat oven to 325 degrees
place chicken in a baking pan and coat with oil
squeeze the juice with lemons over the chicken, before sprinkling all sides with garlic, salt and pepper
bake for 30 minutes, turn chicken over and bake for an additional 15 minutes
broil for the last 5 to 10 minutes to brown

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Southern Fried Chicken 1 whole fryer chicken,cut into peices 1 quart buttermilk 1 cup flour 2tsps Salt 1/2 tsp pepper 1/2 tsp paprika Vegetable oil for frying Several hrs before frying the chicken,place the pieces in the buttermilk and refridgerate.Meanwhile mix together the flour and seasonings.On hour before serving time,remove the chicken from the buttermilk and dip into the flour mixture.Let dry on a rack for 45 minutes.While chicken is drying heat oil to 360 degrees.Fry a few pieces at a time turning once(cooking time about 10 minutes).Keep cooked chicken in a warm oven while frying the remaining pieces.
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Shredded Barbecue Chicken Serves 6. 1 1/2 lbs. skinned and boned chicken thighs 1 tbsp. olive oil 1 cup ketchup 1/4 cup dark brown sugar 1 tbsp. EACH Worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, and yellow mustard 1 tsp. ground red pepper 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 6 hamburger buns Dill pickle sauces Brown chicken 4 minutes on each side in 1 tablespoon hot oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Remove from heat, and place in a 4-quart slow cooker. Combine ketchup and next 6 ingredients. Pour over chicken. Cover and cook on HIGH 1 hour. Reduce heat to LOW, and cook 5 to 6 hours. Remove chicken from sauce; shred chicken. Stir shredded chicken into sauce. Spoon mixture evenly onto buns, and top with pickle slices.
Sex With Cowboys
my husband is a cowboy and you haven't lived until you fuck a cowboy :-P
Easter Egg Hunts
I'll take an Egg or a Chicken, if I get the Chicken it better be a hen, cuz she's gonna have to lay me at least 8 more eggs!Laughing
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Dump and go cheesy chicken INGREDIENTS: 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 2 (11 ounce) cans condensed cream of Cheddar cheese soup 1/2 cup milk salt and pepper to taste 1 teaspoon garlic powder ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- DIRECTIONS: Spray slow cooker with cooking spray. Place chicken breasts inside. In a medium bowl mix together soup and milk, and pour mixture over chicken. Season with salt and pepper to taste and garlic powder. Cook on High for about 6 hours. Note: Do not lift lid while cooking!
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With winter fast approaching I thought I'd post some crockpot recipes :-D Slow Cooker chicken cordon bleu INGREDIENTS: 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of chicken soup 1 cup milk 4 ounces sliced ham 4 ounces sliced Swiss cheese 1 (8 ounce) package herbed dry bread stuffing mix 1/4 cup butter, melted ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- DIRECTIONS: Mix together the cream of chicken soup and milk in a small bowl. Pour enough of the soup into a slow cooker to cover the bottom. Layer chicken breasts over the sauce. Cover with slices of ham and then Swiss cheese. Pour the remaining soup over the layers, stirring a little to distribute between layers. Sprinkle the stuffing on top, and drizzle butter over stuffing. Cover, and cook on Low for 4 to 6 hours, or 2 to 3 hours on High.

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