Farmer Fucks Chicken

Farmer Fucks Chicken on Bisexual Playground

Farmer Fucks Chicken on Bisexual Playground

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mtpeplp	When I went to store I was just standing there and this lady came up to me and said "hey why did you take my antfarm?" I really didnt know what to tell her so I just jumped up and down flapping my arms and making chicken noises so she would think I was a chicken. That way she couldnt talk to me. :O) Send Mail IM
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chillywilly	a chicken farmer goes into a bar, sits next to a woman and orders champagne. The woman says: what a coincidence, I ordered champagne too. What a coincidence this is a special day for me, I am celebrating said the farmer. What a coincidence says the woman I'm celebrating too. What a coincidence, he says they clink glasses.. what are you celebrating? My Husband and I have been trying to have a baby and today my gyno said I was pregnant. What a coincidence he says I am a chicken farmer, for years my hens have been infertile and now they are fertile. That's great she says...how did they become fertile? The farmer says I changed cocks, She says: what a coincidence... Send Mail IM
heywood_jablome	I heard a story on a LA radio show called "LoveLine", which is a relationship talk show. Anyway, "Dr. Drew" tells this story every now and then about Winston Churchill and his wife. Back then farming was a national attraction. Mrs. Churchill went to visit a chicken farm and the farmer showed her his prize rooster. The farmer claimed it copulates 100 times a day. Mrs. Churchhill ask the farmer to "be sure to tell the president about the rooster the next day". The next day, President Winton Churchill was at the farm and the farmer again pointed out his prize rooster. The farmer told the president that is rooster copulates 100 times a day and the President ask "With the SAME CHICKEN?"... You see it's not you. It's just a guy thing to fantazise about other women and sex. Watching porn is the variety he looks for in life, but as long as he "eats at home" you should have nothing to worry about. Remember everything taste like chicken. Send Mail IM
Lionessa	Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with that wire?' 'Well,' the kid drawls, 'this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!' 'You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!' 'Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. 'Hey kid!' the farmer yells. 'Where ya goin' with that tape?' 'Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape --I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!' 'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!' the farmer yells back. 'Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid had a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. 'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with that stick?' 'Well, this here ain't just any old stick, this here's a pussy willow.' 'Hang on,' the farmer says. 'I'll get my hat!! Send Mail IM
OutdoorGaCouple	A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer. Send Mail IM
sweetsissypussy	It's that time of year!!! A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." Send Mail IM
farmmgirl2	Farmer John lived on a quite rural highway,But as time went by the traffic built up at an alarming rate.The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his Chickens were being run over at a rate of 3 to 6 a day.So one day farmer John called the sherriffs office and said you have to do something about these people driving so fast there killing all my Chickens,,The sherriff replys what would you like me to do,I don't care says the farmer,just do something about these crazy drivers.So the next day the sherriff had the county workers go out and put up a sign,That said : Slow School Crossing: Three days later the farmer calls the sherriff,And says you have to do something about these crazy drivers,Your school sign not helping.So again the sherriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign. : Slow Children At Play: That still didn't work.So the farmer called and called the sherriff every day for a week.Finally the farmer asks.Can I put up my own sign?The sherriff tells him sure thing put up your own sign.The sherriff was willing to let the farmer do just about any thing in order for him to stop calling every day to complain.There were no more calls to the sherriff for 3 weeks.Curiosity got the best of the sherriff one day,So he calls the farmer to see how the problem with the crazy drivers is.The sherriff asks the farmer,Did you put up your own sign? Farmer says sure did and not one Chicken has been killed since.The sherriff was cuious now so he thought to himself I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign, thinking it could be something he could use to slow down crazy drivers in other areas.The sherriff gets out to the farmers and his jaw drops the momet he sees the sign made of a sheet of wood spray painted, "Nudist Colony" * Go Slow And Watch Out For The Chicks* Send Mail IM

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GeorgiaPeaches	Recipes Southern Fried Chicken 1 whole fryer chicken,cut into peices 1 quart buttermilk 1 cup flour 2tsps Salt 1/2 tsp pepper 1/2 tsp paprika Vegetable oil for frying Several hrs before frying the chicken,place the pieces in the buttermilk and refridgerate.Meanwhile mix together the flour and seasonings.On hour before serving time,remove the chicken from the buttermilk and dip into the flour mixture.Let dry on a rack for 45 minutes.While chicken is drying heat oil to 360 degrees.Fry a few pieces at a time turning once(cooking time about 10 minutes).Keep cooked chicken in a warm oven while frying the remaining pieces. Send Mail IM
GeorgiaPeaches	Recipes Shredded Barbecue Chicken Serves 6. 1 1/2 lbs. skinned and boned chicken thighs 1 tbsp. olive oil 1 cup ketchup 1/4 cup dark brown sugar 1 tbsp. EACH Worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, and yellow mustard 1 tsp. ground red pepper 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 6 hamburger buns Dill pickle sauces Brown chicken 4 minutes on each side in 1 tablespoon hot oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Remove from heat, and place in a 4-quart slow cooker. Combine ketchup and next 6 ingredients. Pour over chicken. Cover and cook on HIGH 1 hour. Reduce heat to LOW, and cook 5 to 6 hours. Remove chicken from sauce; shred chicken. Stir shredded chicken into sauce. Spoon mixture evenly onto buns, and top with pickle slices. Send Mail IM
me2lovebugs	Easter Egg Hunts I'll take an Egg or a Chicken, if I get the Chicken it better be a hen, cuz she's gonna have to lay me at least 8 more eggs!Laughing Send Mail IM
GeorgiaPeaches	Recipes Dump and go cheesy chicken INGREDIENTS: 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 2 (11 ounce) cans condensed cream of Cheddar cheese soup 1/2 cup milk salt and pepper to taste 1 teaspoon garlic powder ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- DIRECTIONS: Spray slow cooker with cooking spray. Place chicken breasts inside. In a medium bowl mix together soup and milk, and pour mixture over chicken. Season with salt and pepper to taste and garlic powder. Cook on High for about 6 hours. Note: Do not lift lid while cooking! Send Mail IM
GeorgiaPeaches	Recipes With winter fast approaching I thought I'd post some crockpot recipes :-D Slow Cooker chicken cordon bleu INGREDIENTS: 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of chicken soup 1 cup milk 4 ounces sliced ham 4 ounces sliced Swiss cheese 1 (8 ounce) package herbed dry bread stuffing mix 1/4 cup butter, melted ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- DIRECTIONS: Mix together the cream of chicken soup and milk in a small bowl. Pour enough of the soup into a slow cooker to cover the bottom. Layer chicken breasts over the sauce. Cover with slices of ham and then Swiss cheese. Pour the remaining soup over the layers, stirring a little to distribute between layers. Sprinkle the stuffing on top, and drizzle butter over stuffing. Cover, and cook on Low for 4 to 6 hours, or 2 to 3 hours on High. Send Mail IM
GeorgiaPeaches	Recipes Chicken and cornbread stuffing casserole (this is a great recipe) 1 (10 3/4-ounce) can condensed cream of chicken soup 3/4 cup milk 1 (10-ounce) package frozen mixed vegetables, thawed and drained 1 medium onion, finely chopped (1/2 cup) 1/2 teaspoon ground sage or poultry seasoning 2 cups cooked chicken breasts from Baked Oregano Chicken, cut up, or 2 cups cut-up cooked chicken 1 1/2 cups corn bread stuffing mix 1/8 teaspoon pepper Paprika, if desired 1. Heat oven to 400°. Spray 3-quart casserole with cooking spray. 2. Heat soup and milk to boiling in 3-quart saucepan over high heat, stirring frequently. Stir in mixed vegetables, onion and sage. Heat to boiling, stirring frequently; remove from heat. 3. Stir in chicken and stuffing mix. Spoon into casserole. Sprinkle with pepper and paprika. Bake uncovered about 15 minutes or until hot in center. Send Mail IM

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