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56/ SINGLE MAN SEEKING TO BE TOUGHT/ NEVER BEEN MARRIED I SAW A FOMER MISSTRESS 17 YEARS AGO AND NOW I NEED TO BE RE-TOUGHT/ MY LAST MISSTRESSED SHAVED MY PENIS BALD/ SMOOTH 17 YEARS AGO AND NOW I STILL KEEP MY PENIS BALD/ MY PENIS ON THE SMALLER SIDE/ MY LAST MISTRSS LIKE TO GIVE ME A GOLDEN SHOWER SHE WANTED ME TO KEEP MT MOUTH OPEN/ SHE USED A PENIS PUMP ON ME/ SHE HAD ME STAND IN THE CONER AND SHE BROUGHT IB HER FRIENDS TO SHOW OFF HER NEW SEX TOY TO HER FRIENDS....THEY LAUGH AT ME/ SPANKED MY PENIS TIL RED/ FACE AND BUTT NOW IT HAS BEEN YEARS NOW AND I NEED DISAPLEAN AGAIN.......I MASTERBARE ONCE A DAY
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Does anyone know where a good web site that has a variety of penis extension . something that also adds girth
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2006 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS

*****NOTE*****

We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:

- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?
The Penis Tax..............

The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, 10% of the time it's in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependents, and they're both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 2013, penises will be taxed according to size !

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this
information on page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.

10 to 12 inches................Luxury Tax...............$50.00

8 to 10 inches.................Pole Tax..................$30

6 to 8 inches...................Privi lege Tax............$15.

4 to 6 inches...................Nuisa nce Tax.......... $5.00

PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ! ! ! ! ! ! !

***** Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains

Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service
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I am thinking of wearing a prince's wand that wraps around the penis head. Any thoughts on this, I'm just not sure that I want to pierce my penis to insert a wand permanently. Please give me thought on this. I hope I will be able to make my penis hard and keep it that way.
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Micropenis
Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size, or smaller than about 7 cm (2.75 in) for an adult when compared with an average erection of 12.5 cm (5 in). The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum are without ambiguity, such as hypospadias. Micropenis occurs in about 0.6% of males.

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