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JSTS17
Hello! We are looking for a nice, kind, considerate female to become a member of our relationship. She will be treated as a member of the family and participate in all kinds of family outings and get togethers when we have them. Be both love to bowl, play Nintendo, card, swim, and go to the movies. Tami loves to go horseback riding while James enjoys bike riding.
sweetestkiss707
We are a family that is happy but feels we are missing something. We do not want a one night stand, we are looking for a new lifestyle. One that includes a third member to our family. We are very giving and loving people that feel that you only have one life to live so you must live it to the fullest.
Niggerbull777
My name is Kevin from sudbury and I am a nudist polygamous man and I was raised by my mother in a nudist polygamous family in Brazil since I was born and I am looking for people to be a member of my family and my nudist lifestyle fucking
Wilson4fun
Married couple looking for another member to join our fun family. looking for a good time and someone that is looking for both a man and woman in their life
Athenspolytriad
We are a MFF poly family. We are looking for couples and submissive bi bottoms for play sessions. Our youngest member is 47. Our oldest is 59. We are not models. We are average middle aged people. We try to be fun company, and I think we are worth getting to know.
pixie1958
My Master and I are in a permenant relationship but would like to meet a female who is bi curious or bi to share our lifestyle and hopefully one day meet a women who will become a member of our family. a slave/sub and a sister to me.
oo7dot
Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.  

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member:   "I am calling to tell you she died back in January."

Citibank :  "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Family Member : "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."

Citibank : "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."

Family Member : "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

Citibank : "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"

Family Member : "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

Citibank: "Excuse me?"

Family Member : "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?"

Citibank : "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."

Supervisor gets on the phone :

Family Member : "I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance."

Citibank : "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply." 

Family Member : "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

Citibank : (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"

Family Member : "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info was given)  

Citibank:  "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Family Member : "Sure." (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :

Citibank : "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help."

Family Member : "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care."

Citibank:  "Well, the late fees and charges will still apply."

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member : "Would you like her new billing address?"

Citibank : "That might help..."

Family Member :  "Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."

Citibank : "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Family Member : "And what do you do with dead people on your planet???"

"Priceless!!&quot ;

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1Rubinesque1
Willy,

I heard about you losing Chico from another member. Losing several "family members" myself, I know what it feels like. He was your little buddy and confidant for many years. Remember the happy times with him and give Taco an extra ear scratch when you can. You never know...another furry family member might squeeze his way into your heart and add to your family.

Hug
Lisa
fantasies4life
kendra just read your post very sorry to hear that an obvious important family member is ill i could tell how excited you where to be going to the bp get together in las vegas but you are so right by staying with family that just shows what kind of person you are and knowing how important family is that says alot all i can say is hang in there and ill say a prayer for you and your family .....steve Hug
Steve52
A family is composed of people who care and protect each other and stand together when a member is attacked. I am proud to be a member (granted a small one but still a member) of this family! Who we are comes from inside and i feel sorry for those who jump to conclusions without taking the time to get all the facts. But, alas :-( there will always be small-minded people! Love, Happiness, and Friendship are the most important powers in the world and Ann, you have all 3 !

"Ding - Dong the peabrain's Gone!"

Thankyou, BillnPattie, for being such caring Webmasters
wroy705
I was about 11. Was at a friends house and he askes if I had done it. We sat on the floor of his room. He jerked his and I jerked mine. I did not cum but man, it t9ngled like crazy and felt good. When I started cumming I jerked off all the time. Still do when I get the chance.
BillySue32605
Having been a member of the BP family for over five years now I have to agree with GeorgiaPeaches, Saylenia, and everyone else here as Sue and I have made some awesome friends here and I believe these friendship will last a lifetime. And no, we do not believe that this website is just for those looking to hook up sexually. On the contrary we believe that Bill & Patti have done a great job over the years in providing us with a safe site to meet people and share our time with no matter what their gender, race, age, or sexual preference may be...

As far as we both are concerned, everyone is welcome here on BP and once they are a member they become a part of our ever growing family...Hug Kiss Flower

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LadyXandraFamily
For me, this interest means more of a persons family being important to them. To each their own, but I woundn't want to do anything with a family member. I just think that holding you're family close to you and respecting them is very important. Peace and Hugs Ali
searchinbbGay Incest
If anyone has gotten in on with a family member willing. I would like to hear what was like
luv2jerkuCousins & Brothers
I've had 3 way oral with two cousins who were brothers and it was great. I've jerked off one of them while he was fucked by the other, he came a quart of jizz. I watched the two of them go at it while I jerked off.
Suckmycock70Caught By Family Member
I was naked with a family member we were same age and when out hill we had sleep in same bed at night she let me get her naked and fuck her from back I cum in her any time we could get where we could We get naked and I fuck her like to get her off
lonleygoodguyCum Swallowing
New member Bi curuious single sex obsessed guy in Ann Arbor MI, tall,semi shaved Athletic new member here lookin to meet a couple or single for fun. Ask me for some, lots pics vids avail.
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New member Bi curuious single sex obsessed guy in Ann Arbor MI, tall,semi shaved Athletic new member here lookin to meet a couple or single for fun. Ask me for some, lots pics vids avail.:-P

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