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A farmer buys a new rooster and sets him loose in the barn yard. Immediately the rooster starts screwing all the chickens. The farmer says &quot;keep that up and it's gonna kill you&quot;. Rooster says &quot;I know what I'm doing&quot;. The next day the rooster is screwing all the ducks. The farmer says &quot;keep it up and it's going to kill you&quot;. The rooster pays him no mind and keeps screwing everything in the barn yard. The farmer keeps telling the rooster it's going to kill him and the rooster doesn't listen. One morning the farmer gets up and notices buzzards circling high above the barn. Sure enough, the rooster is laying dead in the field. The farmer goes over and looks at the rooster and says:&quot;See I told you all that screwing would kill you&quot;. The rooster opens one eye and whispers: &quot;Shut up, the buzzards are getting closer&quot;
A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I wants to get one of them dayvorces..'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere Tractor.'
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yup, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, we both gets up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
This old farmer in Tennessee had a Rooster,his name was Booster.
He was the horniest Rooster the farmer had ever seen...So one day the farmer
decieded to mess with old Booster,,,He jumped in his truck and drove to a nearby town . There was a huge chicken farm located there,so the farmer went up and bought 30 healthy chickens...,loaded them in his truck and took them back home to his farm...When he pulled in the driveway old Booster
was perched up on a fencepost sleeping til he heard the chickens cluckin.
Then he was wide awake,,The farmer unloaded all the chickens and told
Booster, leave my damn chickens alone ,you horny bastard ...So the farmer went inside ate supper,and went to sleep....The next morning he heard Booster start crowing at sun-up as usual,so he walked outside to feed his new chickens,but he started seeing dead chickens laying all over the place.
The farmer starting counting chickens and sure enough there was 30 dead chickens laying all around the barnyard .He looked over at Booster and he was struting around,pecker sticking straight up,laughing...He said damn you Booster,you old Bastard,you done screwed everyone of my new chickens to
death ...Booster was just snickering and struting around..So the farmer jumped in his truck,drove back to the huge chicken farm in the nearby town and bought 100 chickens,,,loaded them up and headed for home,,thinking I'll show his little ass this time ,he might screw me outta 30 chickens but lets see if he can take on 100....The farmer gets home,unloads all the chickens
gives Booster a dirty look and heads in the house..eats supper and falls asleep..The next morning he walks outside and looked,,,started seeing dead chickens every few feet ..as he was counting chickens he heard some squaking noises up in the air and noticed several big hawks and buzzards flying around,,,as he continued to count he was cussing at Booster,,when he rounded the barn still counting dead chickens,,he looked over and there was Booster laying flat on his back,wings spread wide open Dead ...The farmer started laughing jumping up and down yelling I knew it...I knew it,,I knew you couldn't take on 100 chickens a live to tell about it you old Horny Bastard you. About that time he heard a noise,,and Booster done raised up ,had a finger up to his lip and said shhhhhhh,would you shut the hell up ...
Before You Scare One Of Them Damn Hawks Away
As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor's barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with songs and compliments. "What are you doing?" Farmer Brown demanded.

Farmer Jones replied," My wife and I have been having marital difficulties, and the marital counselor said I needed to do something sexy to a tractor."
Cow's Advice
A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

&quot;Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,&quot; said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story.

&quot;Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?&quot; asked the farmer.

&quot;Yes, yes,&quot; the man replied.

&quot;Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie,&quot; said the farmer. &quot;She doesn't know a thing about cars.&quot;

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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, &quot;Were they all dead?&quot;

The old farmer replied, &quot;Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie.&quot;

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