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MARRY MEN TUBE

fun,laid back, marry couple looking for people with no drama who likes to have fun. we preferred other marry couples.
Happily married couple 0f (27) years. Marry (54) Japanese, Bisexual, 5'1, 150lbs. My hubby Larry (56) white, 5'9, 180lbs, very straight. We're looking for any Bifemales to share with us together a hot 3some only. No other men involved. CONDOMS MANDATORY!! Me,my hubby, and another Bifemale. Nobody else in the room. If your interested in with us a hot 3some,ok We're a VERY DISCREET COUPLE!. Hurry FAST! Marry
Very hot and seductive tube couple
5'10", 190 lbs. inner tube. Shaved head, & pubic hair.
I'm a person that wants to try new things and I get very dedicated to learning. I wanna be the best black bottom ever so all tube steaks are welcome.
Fun couple, like to have dinner, dance, hot tube, make friends, meet new people and ride our Harley.
Susie Lee done fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was happy 'bout it all,
she told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, Susie gal,
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma dont know,
but Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe
and planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still!

You can't marry Will my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother.
But Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.

But Mama knew and said, My Child
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or Marry Joe;
you ain't no kin to Pappy.
I will give you my opinion. I do have my HOOD pierced which is the skin above my clit and have had it now for 4 years. I absolutely Love it and have had nothing but wonderful responses from men and women enjoying looking and playing with it. I have no decreased sensitivity if anything it's much more sensitive. I have a curved barbell in it don't want a ring. I will say if she's looking to do this one make sure she does her research because there is a wrong way to do this. Make sure she goes to a good piercer who she is comfortable with because it is VERY personal(on either piercing) make sure they sterilize everything in front of her and use a receiving tube NOT clamps if the needle goes through and nicks the clit she could lose all feelings during sex and so make sure they have the receiving tube(just a plastic tube that goes between the clit and hood so when the needle feeds through it goes in the tube not her clit. I will not lie it was the most painful piercing I've ever had but worth every second of it! Hope I have helped even a little.
I fuck a woman in the ass and did not make a mess . Just use some lube and go in slowly. On Amazon they sell anal clean tube kits . You just connected to the shower and stick the cleaning tube inside your ass and flushed with warm water few times
that was beautiful. for some men it comes harder than it does for others. I still have the letters my husband sent me before I got to Va. for us to get married and I will keep them till the day I die I have told my two gran daughters I want them to have them when I die. they love their grand father very much they think he walks on water anyway and so does their mother feel like that and has since she was a baby. when I met him my mother told me it will be your fault if you do not marry him. God sent him to you he is yours my family went to our sisters house in Va. and we just walked in to the house and had just gotten the car un loaded and he called me and asked me to marry him.and I said yes. and the next thing I knew I was on a bus to Va. to marry him I had know his family all my life and he treats me like a queen even now after fifty years. the same with you two may God always bless your union. Gloria
last joke today :) a man is having big problem! his dick is 25" long!! now thats a long azz dick right???
no woman or man would have sex with him!! so he goes to doctor, doc sends him to witch doctor!! the witch doctor tells himm hmmmm i can fix the problem just do exactly as i say!!!! go to the magic frogs pond and ask him to marry you!! each time he says no it will shrink 5"!!!
so the guy goes there n ask the frog will ya marry me?? frog says no! sure enough his dick shrunk 5"!!! hmmm guy thought thats gr8. so he ask him again hey frog will you marry me?? frog says HELL NO!!! so he loses another 5". the guy was very happy and thought ok just 5 more" !! so he ask the frog again hey frog will ya marry me???? the frog is pissed so he says "how many @#$%^&*((*&^%$ times i gotta tell you NO NO NO :( sub ed
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies, beause it's just too big. He hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he just can't get any pleasure.
She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog, when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him, if the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches.
He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "frog will you marry me?" The frog says "no" and his prick shrinks 5 inches. The guy thinks to himself "Wow, that was pretty cool, but it's still to big. So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: No, I wont marry you."
The guys dick shrinks another five inces.. But that's still 15 inches and thinks his chop is still just a little too big, but he thinks 10 inches would be just great.
He goes back to the and asks: "Frog will you marry me?"
Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO,NO , NO!!!!

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Trannies
looking for a trannie to marry
Blondes
hi im michael valletta . I have a penis 7 inchies . im single , never marry , and no kids
Men Fucking Men While Women Watch
This is one of my favorite things. I have a bi submissive and I love watching him take a big black cock in his tight little asshole. I also love watching a guy who loves to suck cock as much as I do.I would love to marry a bi guy and make him my cuck and enjoy cocks together.
Forced Sex
i have often had a fantasy of being forced.. and then again i have made like i did not want to and my bf would do it to me in the mornings [i am not a morning girl unless i have deen up all nite] i say no he wait till he thinks i am sleeping and tries to push it in again and i stop him... then i let him get it all the way in and after about a few minutes when i think he is going to cum i act like i wake up and try to stop him from fucking me and he would grab me and hold me tight i would roo over on my stomach he push my legs closed tight and i would hunch back hard ramming him into me but act like i am fighting saying no and make us both cum.... i like being raped in the am.... but i have been wanting to strap_on and take a guy from the rear.... the older i get the hotter and freakier i get...Kiss i want to deFlower a hot male ass... i promise to marry you if i knock you up Laughing
Guitars
I've had quite a few Yamahas over the years and have one that has an interesting story as well. At present we have B E Rich and Ibanez Electrics, an Epiphone Base, two yamaha acoustics, a Taylor , and a Dean Banjo. My favorites from the past were a Fretless Kramer, Rickenbacker Bass I played a lot out with during the 80's and a 67 Martin acoustic.. The Rick and the Martin fell to hard times as did a Peavy Mach IV and an old Fender twin Reverb (tube) but I'm steadly rebuilding. Guitars can be like a good looking woman..nice to hold and play with...but damn hard to hold onto sometimes :) B&D
Cum In My Mouth
cock sucking, my favorite sexual activity. the mystery of unzipping a man after having handled the package and feeling the throbbing life within that clothing seeks to hide but cannot suppress,the emerging of an organ of joy ,the swelling tube of flesh the clear bead of sweet lubricant that appears on the tip the taste the tounge registers when the lips contact the throbbing member the sweet seed that spurts and coats the tounge .i believe it is a sacred thing, i want more so many love starved glands and to those i have pleasured my thanks to to those i am yet to suckle and slurp and worship i await you with joyous expectancy.

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