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Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'

Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.'

Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'

Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'

Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.'

Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?'


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Glad you liked Angela! I actually really liked coming up with those silly words..and I have a strong feeling that Casey did too! hehehe
thought I would add this:

Roemance: A love of caviar..fish eggs fish eggs rolly polly fish eggs fish eggs fish eggs eat them up yum! hehehe

Foemance: Similar to a frienemy only more competitive..a love of fighting or competing against each other..

Toemance: a toe fetish! ohh toes heheeh

Limbomance: Whomever they are, they are some limber mfers LOL

Furrowmance: A love of plowing (not saying what they are plowing tee hee hee)

Doe ray me fa sew la tea doe sew doemance One who loves to sing and all things Sound of Music. Ahhh ya got me! One of my weaknesses..ahhhhh

I can think of others natch but that is nuff for now! LOL

Hug n Love y'all!

Teresa
Another old one.......but still good! :)

There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.

A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches I'd get it!"
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!"
A hunter thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear"
A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal the cheese off his sandwich!"
A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!!!"
Suddenly, it all happened:
The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear got the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!!

The Moral Of This Story Is..................

"Every time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet!
Well I am planning a trip into Florida to fish . I'm in my RV but going to pull my boat only to find places to fish ans that area was one close enough.
There is a man standing in the middle of a river,Fly Fishing.
There is a fish in the river that says" When that fly comes down I'm going to jump up and get it."
There is a bear on the side of the river that says"When that fish jumps up to get that fly I'm going to jump into the river and eat the fish."
There is a hunter in the woods next to the river that says"When that bear goes to get the fish I'm going to shot him and bring home a trophy."
There are two mice standing behind the hunter that say"When that hunter goes to shoot the bear the sandwich is going to fall out of his back pocket,and we're going to eat it."
There is a cat standing behind the two mice that says"When those mice go to get the sandwich I'm going to ponce on them and eat them."
Well the fly came down the fish got the fly,the bear got the fish,the hunter shot the bear,the mice got the sandwich,and the cat jumped to get the mice,and landed in the middle of the river.
What's the moral of this story?
When a FLY goes down a pussy gets Wet!!!
A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish.
She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde was startled. She stood up and looked around but saw no one. Cautiously, she moved a little further out onto the ice and set up in a different spot. She sipped some hot chocolate from her thermos and then started cutting another hole. Again, the voice called out, seemingly from all around her.
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

Now feeling quite scared and starting to get a bit frustrated, she moved all the way to the far end of the ice and laid out all her gear, sat upon her stool and started cutting another hole. Right away, the heavenly voice boomed out, this time louder than ever, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!".

She jumped off her stool and looked all around her. She shouted to the heavens, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"

The voice answered, "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

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Bass Fishing
I love fishing and fish alot of tournements.It would be great to find a bi-buddie to fish with sometime
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Exhibitionism
exhibitionism is probably the best form of sexual arousal . We as adults are to hung up on our appearance and how long a penis is or how big the breasts are or to small. The physical beauty no matter what should be an uplifting sexual arousal. Looking at a penis or the vagina or breasts should be wonderful to show and be able to show. We came into this naked our father and mother in the beginning where naked and we will go out naked when death arrives. Life is to SHORT. So lets enjoy and have FUN:-D:)Laughing
Fishing
I love to fish.I fish alot lot of bass tourny`s and really enjoy the competition.I also have fished salt water and love that too.But not living close to the coast makes it hard and expensive for me to do.I go to destin,fl alot during the yr,and always try to go deep sea fishing while I`m there,I guess I just love a big hard pole in my hands,lol.
Pee Hole Insertion
I am thinking of wearing a prince's wand that wraps around the penis head. Any thoughts on this, I'm just not sure that I want to pierce my penis to insert a wand permanently. Please give me thought on this. I hope I will be able to make my penis hard and keep it that way.

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