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Let my tongue do the trick
Mortimussexton
Active athlete who's got trick you've never seen
lickit4u8400
I am opened minded to just about anything willing to try and do anything for a good ole trick
Selfblow22
Wild and lookin for fun. Fuck Covid. Who wants to see my trick lol
baldingone118
Young and ready to learn some new trick and show off acouple of our own
kamasutra_indian
I am a tall fari Indian guy with lots of trick from the ancient book
silverrose
we live too far out in the sticks to get any trick or treaters so we just trick and treat each other MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ciennacum
Discrete sexy "HALLOWEEN" girly slut...
Trick or Treat on my kness or face down ass up Looking for or to be a "TRICK" or a "TREAT"!!!!
Curious1srching
Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance
and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a
mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the
rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
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TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN HAVING SEX

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

8. The uglier you look; the more likely you'll get some.

7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the
candy.

6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You don't have to call the person that gave it to you next week.

And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than having sex...

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!!
Also You can do the whole neighborhood!!!
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10 Least Popular Halloween Candies
10. Bit-O-Squirrel
9. Poisonettes
8. Good n' Sweaty
7. Middlefinger
6. Della Reese's Pieces
5. Clam Duds
4. Baby Ruth Bader Ginsburg
3. Gummy Marrow
2. Ken Starrburst
1. Osmond Joy
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fun4dandj
Little trick, go to the drug store and get a nasal aspirator/bulb syringe, they are usually with the infant supplies. Then go get a bottle of silicone lube- I like eros, but you can get J/O lube in walmart and cvs now. Draw some of the lube into the bulb syringe and have your mate insert it 2 inches or so into your anus while you are face down. Have him coat his cock and the outside of your anus with lube as well. Next tell him to be patient and slow. The trick at first is to just put in a little of his cock and stop so you can relax and adjust- and keep doing that until he is all the way in. Then start very slow strokes until your comfortable. And keep that thing wet. Give him plenty of feedback and before you know it you'll both be in heaven. Either face up or face down i like a pillow under that area, it seems to help out. Have fun practicing.;)
IntenseKisser
A Trick!
Swingcpl69
Is this a trick question?

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