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Bi-curious female, straight male. I have been curious about being with another woman for a while now and just reacently been having dreams about bringing a woman to the bedroom. I read alot of lesbian literotica and get off really easily watching lesbian porn. So now i want to give it a shot anb bring someone in to please me and my fiance.
I am a 45 yr old man I don't drink alcohol or legal drugs I am looking for the same in a woman who looks like they belong in a bikini swimsuit model magazine no alcohol or legal drugs women who loves the Lord and Jesus Christ in heaven who loves wearing some lingerie the more skin showing the better here is my phone number 314-714-8960
I like to give her or both a body massage, I don't charge, I don't pay, just for curiosity and pleasure.I am educated, clean, healthy and shaved, I know how to behave up to the task. no drugs. some beer or alcohol are welcome. I do not speak English well so please be patient with me. me gusta dar masaje corporal a ella o a los dos, no cobro, no pago, solo por morbo y placer. soy educado y se comportarme a la altura. no drogas. unas cerveza o alcohol son bienvenidos. Puedo hacer de miron, fotografo.
I am a 20 year old girl looking for a new experience for me and my boyfriend. I am 5'2", athletic, and attend OSU. My boyfriend is 5'7", athletic, and also attends OSU. I am very oppen to new things and love having a good time. We are very laid back and have a lot of fun with out drugs or alcohol (although alcohol can be fun too), and enjoy just about everything. This will be a first for us so we want someone who is looking to be friends and have a good time also.
Well...I am about 5'4'', 110 pounds, blue eyes, dark brown hair and tan. I love to paint. I am also a work out freak, Mostly I do yoga and pilates. I am considered by most people to be brutally honest. I like people to know what I think. Turn-Ons are openess to try new things, sense of humor, hard bodies, nice ass, big tits, being capable of having an intelligent conversation, exotic looking women, piercings, tattoos. I am also really into artsy people. Musicians, painters, writers....I am VERY into literotica. Turn-Offs are cockiness, bad teeth and hair, racism, sluts, LIARS, cheaters and pick up lines. I am looking to have a sexual relationship and possibly more.
I like to have fun which usually involves alcohol
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your riends
over and over again you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing with you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the konsumshun of alcohol may Mack you tink you can tipe
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Literotica.
I’m probably twice a week, but do it more to Literotica, plus browsing through this site
Do you mean GHB Pirtman? Cause I have have X before. The only difference between XTC and molly is one or 2 chemical compositions. Other than that, they are pretty much the same thing. You don’t need any alcohol with GHB. Just 1 or 2 bottle caps full and you will be super happy to do whatever. Just FYI, real GHB taste like salt water. Do not take it with any alcohol. If you do, now you are a date rape won’t remember any and will be completely up for grabs by the first person that wants to take advantage of you. Sexual experiences are far better when your willingness to participate in it. Play safe
Normaly People Have Problems Dealing With Weight

Me And My Wife Included.

For Me It Was Alcohol, I Drank So Much I Did Not Need To Eat When I Got To About 254lbs And My Liver Decided To Almost Stop Working (It Pretty Much Did)

And The Dr.s For The 20th Time Told Me To Stop Drinking Or I Will Not Be Around For My Next Birthday Did I finaly Listen.

From Sep 2003 To Current I Have Not Had Any Alcohol, And Me And Sue Walk Almost Every Day Now To Work Weight Off And To Keep Fit (Some What).

I have Droped 40+ Lbs and would like to lose maybe 20 more (i know i am dreaming but i can always hope for the best).

I Wish Everyone The Best In There Life Long Fight What Ever It (They) May Be.
There is a long thread about this on literotica, called the straight guys that fantasize about cock club. Basically it includes guys who love women but fantasize about cock, including stroking and sucking cock, but have little attraction to men per se. Many men seem to be in that category.

Interests:

Drug Sex
alcohol or pot sex is fine by me ;) ;)
Uncut Cocks
I like cock.... edging it. Then, getting it ready to shoot.... and over my tongue. I especially like to get str8 guys to let me suck them off. Of course, alcohol is involved! Oh the stories I have!!!
Alcohol
I'm A Faggot That Loves Recycled Alcohol From Guys Hoses, sucking cock, eating cum, facials, and having my ass fucked good..
Coffee
I couldnt agree more. I gave up alcohol and cigarettes two years ago, got my health turned around, and now realize what i missed not knowing who, where or what I was when intoxicated. I actually enjoy remembering who Im doing or whos doing me. The strongest thing I drink anymore is breakfast blend decaf. And no, my life is not boring.
Labia Piercing
It was back when i was still 100% hetero. I'd met this weird, dark girl with a masochisitic streak. Se loved being hurt, just a little, to help her cum really hard. Spanking & caning were OK, but needles made her quiver. We kept a jar of safetypins in rubbing alcohol by the bed, and it onlt took a few around her nipples & sometimes one long one right through to keep her cumming toil she couldn't any more. One day she told me she was meeting an old lover for dinner. It was cool by me, i wasn't possesive, but an idea struck me.. She was wearing a short dress, and just before she went out, I pushed her back on the bed & lifted the skirt. "don't," she giggled, "If you fuck me now everybody will see the cum drip all evening, and he may not want to fuck me with all of your cum in me." I didn't say anything, but reached for the jar of pins. I pinched her inners together with one hand, & with the otrher, opened the safety pin. Her nostrils widened at the smell of the alcohol, and her eyes closed at the first prick of needle through flesh. It firs pin brought remors as I closed it, pinning her cunt-mouth shut. The second pin brough a strong, deep orgasm. The third brough a moan of erotic pain. She lay on the bed panting. i gor a wet towel & cleaned her, & blotted the back of her neck. "You have a date,baby, you better go." She sat up and admired her now-neutered cunt. The safety pins sparkled against her swollen skin. She stood on trembling legs, hugged me & said, I'll be home soon.
Adult Theaters
We actually have one of THE BEST adult theaters I have EVER been to. And trust me, I used to travel a LOT (as in Million Miler Delta) and have made it a POINT (hard on joke) to go bi and check out the opportunity to exploit being NUDE + Exhibition + Voyuer. Iberville Road in Biloxi has an adult theater that is worthy of "Destination Sex Travel." The owner is connected and unlike the Tampa AT's (which are subject to FREQUENT police raids and stings), this owner is "connected" and so the sexual debauchery that happens here is amazing. There are about nine couches where I have literally WATCHED a naked woman bouncing on a man's cock as she fondled another man's cock with her hubby bi her semi naked stroking his cock and motioning me closer to tell me I could CUM on his wife as she fucked their fuck buddy. She held her hand out to collect my cum and rubbed it on her tits. MEANWHILE on another pair of couches, two pairs of men were also going at it. I am pretty sure that the majority of such activity is "pre-planned" bi playmates that know each other butt certainly there is random sex there as well (I do NOT recommend THAT however). Nevertheless, it is a FANTASTIC place to put on a skimpy outfit with panties or underwear and just let ita ll HANG OUT. There is just something magaical about being nearly nude (keep your shoes on unless you like cum on your feet) and MASTURBATING in a crowd of well wishers. NO DRUGS....NO ALCOHOL.....NO "pushy patrons." It is all consensual tactile and visual pleasure. And...there are porn vids on the screen as well.

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