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A little out there I guess, or so I've been told. I know what I like, and I want it, and I go for it, Sarcastic sense of humor, Strong minded, or as my husband would say pig headed, But when I see bull shit I don't step in it . If I dont even want it on my shoes why would I let in my life .Respect is very important to me, in the bedroom it's a different story, I think about sex about 80% of the time. In fact I find these questions kind of hard to deal with sometimes have a hard time getting through a whole story. Boy do I got stories. later.... I'm a little chunkier right now then what I'm used to Last summer I was 110 now about 150, 155 , I gotta say I feel so much better and sexier, I might lose a few then again I'm having time of my life.
I'm a taught pleaser story is good made up and maybe sad story but please perverse tops through their dick can you sex when you ask me a question about that please real
Very attractive, outgoing, freaky bi-curious woman that tried of putting up the the men shit and ready to get with the real shit( bitch shit) I have been with a woman before but it was just for fun and I enjoyed the excitement. Women i got what you need get at me!
i guess it just an old story told over. i am 6'3" tall mostly grey hair (another story) a few extra ponds. am no longer tied to another and am looking into a wondering i have always had
im diffrent. i've never fit in and i used to be looked down upon because of my originality and my self esteem was horrible and a reflection of how i felt because of what people said. but i've live through alot of shit over the past 3 years and i left tha wuss wanna be i used to be behind and im me now. unstoppable... people still spit crap at me and i kill them because i just laff at them. learn to laugh and come ride with me. thats my life story and me. unbreakable.
I'm chill cool I like to smoke I like to look at movies I love to do fun shit no dumb shit lol and I like to be safe no cap
For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You don't know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride, Pisa Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit...;)
Wholey shit What a great story care to make that story come true sadly my other half aint that hung but hung enough :)

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Omg! Such a hot and intense story! I know that if all sports were like the one you wrote about, I would never miss a game! Holy shit..... I think I might go pounce Vince now lol. ;) Once again, Congrats on such an awesome story.

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"If I wasn't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."
"If you want to win the lottery, buy a ticket."
Can’t wait for my first shit with a buddy . I’ll arse fuck and be fucked only with a big load of shit on board so my buddy can fuck the shit out of me and same in return . Smear and whatever after that . Only done it alone , prefer str8 mate into shit for regular dirty man sex .
ILL suck your COCK but i need YOU to do something for me to I LOVE TO EAT SHIT I WILL NEED YOU TO SQUAT OVER MY FACE AND SHIT INTO MY MOUTH THAT REALLY TURNS ME ON AND YOU CAN WATCH ME EAT YOUR SHIT
Holy shit... good story... whe made me hard... wife come here its playtime...................... .............................. ............

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There was a time (year ago) that I was feeling exceptionally horny. I had quite a bit to drink by this time and had to take a shit. Coming out, I could feel that it was a very huge and intact turd. This overwhelming urge came over me to grab my bottle of 'poppers', set up some towels at the base of the toilet, set-up my video camera and begin. Long story short... with many hits of poppers and about 40 minutes later, I had stuffed the entire pile of shit into my mouth many, many times and had rubbed it all over my face until I shot a huge load from jacking off.
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I started with piss when I was in my teens. In my early 30s, I was in the shower one day feeling horny and playing with my piss, when I got the urge to shit. A rush came over me at the thought of shitting where I wasn't supposed to. Lying on my back, I let my shit go, while pisding in my face. It was so hot! I then got on my knees and sniffed my pile of shit, while stroking my cock. I was so hard. It smelled so good. I grabbed my soft pile of shit and rubbed it all over my cock and balls. It felt so good to stroke my cock with my silky, smelly shit. I have tried to stop many times for fear that I won't find a partner who will accept this part of me. But now, I want to find a person like me. Someone normal in everyday life, but who secretly craves dirty scat play.
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I love to feel a big hard cock fucking the shit out of my ass. Pounding me, while calling me names and slapping the shit out of me... make me your bitch.
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I JUS WANNA FIND SOMEONE WHO I CAN DO SHIT LIKE DIS WITH..I NEVER BEENWIT ANOTHER MAN.I WANNA DO ALOTTA SHIT JUS DNT WANNA RUN INTO DA CRAZYMAN.HOLLA AT ME
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I AM AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN MEN & A SOFT SENSUAL APPRIECIATION FOR WOMEN... IT HAS BEEN A HARD ROAD BECAUSE... WELL I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT YOU GET MY DRIFT. I AM A FEMALE BORN... BUT MOST MEN HAVE NO SENSUALITY AND MOST OF THE WOMEN I MEET WELL THAT IS ANOTHER STORY... BUT I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU FOR A LONGTERM IN LOVE MARRIED LOVERS & BEST FRIENDS... FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES RELATIONSHIP IF POSSIBLE... THIS IS NO BULL SHIT... OR I SHALL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR BEING ALONE OR FOR WHAT COMES ALONG... YOU WERE MADE TO LOVE & BE LOVED A SPECIAL CREATION, UNIQUE & BEAUTIFUL, CREATED BY OUR CREATOR WITH, AND FOR A SPECIAL PURPOSE, .FOR A PERSON OF GOOD SPIRIT THAT KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS.... I KNOW WHAT INTEREST SECTION I AM IN AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE & WHAT YOU WANT... LET US BE BEST FRIENDS IF NOTHING ELSE..

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