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i am single and will turn 50 this September the 12th,and i work as a carrier for a news paper, i love lots of sex and i wear women's panties all the time and i love to go for walks,hiking,riding a bike,and whatever else there is to do in life
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We are a young couple looking for another girl who is open to a threesome, who is preferably as new to the scene as we are. This will be our first threesome experience and we're looking for someone young, trendy, and feminine/submissive who is open-minded and open to trying new things. About us: We are strong, confident professionals who are secure with ourselves and our sexuality. Our interests include the Arts, multimedia design and fashion, and we own a design and advertising firm located in Dallas. We used to be in the Goth/Industrial scene, and although we no longer affiliate ourselves with that lifestyle, we still appreciate and are attracted to some of the aesthetics and styles of the scene.
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A pastor wanted to raise money for his church. He was told that there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to purchase one, and enter in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.

To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and this time it won.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the donkey, and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE NOW.

The bishop was buried the next day.
Yuppie Nessa will do, lol I know I have a habit of putting jokes in general. I is guilty...lol Forum to me is like my mornin paper, I get up and grab a coffee and go right to forum. Nothing worse than reading old news...lol Hugs Farmy
P.S. Only wish I had an erotic story to tell....
ok I'm not one that watches news or even voted but once in my life and that was for Perot. News is always bad news and the president is going to suck for most people anyway. I was in the military and an acculminatation of letters meant something to me then. Like ML5 was molder second class. Can you take out the code for LGBT for us simple non political folks? It seems like you have the moderators up in arms about this, so can someone enlighten me?|8B
AB InBev Knows what they’re doing. Their stock is actually slightly higher right now than it was this time last year, and much higher than it was in October 2022 long before the Dylan Mulvaney dust up. Plus, gay bars buy a lot of alcohol. Walk in any bay bar and look at all the targeted advertising. There’s swag everywhere from all the beer and liquor companies. There’s a reason they call Jäegermeister “Gay Kool-Aid.”

It is funny to see people saying “Oh, now I’ll buy Coors!” and then seeing all the Coors Pride advertising. Or people switching to other brands without realizing that they’re just other AB InBev brands. 😂

Also, historically, companies who “go woke” make more money in the long run. As I said, boycotts by conservatives don’t work over the kind of time frames that corporations use for advertising and tracking profit. Rolling Stone did a story recently, debunking the “go woke, go broke” myth. It’s a good read.
I was commuting from the Borough of Queens to my job in Manhattan.
I'd finished reading the morning paper and was saving it to bring to
friends on the job.
How do you save a newspaper on the subway? You sit on it.
A new commuter came in, saw the newspaper under my rear end and asked
the second most stupid question I've ever heard, "Are you reading that
paper?"
I stood up, turned the page, sat right back down on the paper and
answered, "Yes."

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