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A guy went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So the guy decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.

"What you should do is go out and buy a late 70's or early 80's model Dodge Pickup," said the Pastor. "Then go get married to the meanest bitch of a woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma."

The guy asked, "Will this help me live longer?" "No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have seem like forever."

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A pastor wanted to raise money for his church. He was told that there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to purchase one, and enter in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.

To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and this time it won.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the donkey, and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE NOW.

The bishop was buried the next day.
My Son, the Vet


One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly
offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian church

found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again

the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the

offering was collected and saw a little old lady place the
distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on
for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,

approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put
$1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me
money, and I give some to the church.


The pastor asked, "That's wonderful, how much does
he send you?"


The old lady replied, "$10,000 a week."


The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful!
What does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said.
"Where does he practice?"

The little old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has
two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno "
 
An Southeast Texas preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is
a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who
did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me
and admit this is a falsehood?  Remember, you will be forgiven and in your
heart you will feel glory.  Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and
her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared.


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A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning.

It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he would attend his church IF the pastor would drink some of his brandy and admit doing so in front of his congregation. The preacher agreed and drank up.

Sunday morning the man visited the church. The preacher recognized the man from the pulpit and said: "I see Mr. Johnson is here with us this morning. I want to thank him publicly for his hospitality this week and especially for the peaches he gave me and the spirit in which they were given."

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