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Like so many people here we are a very happily married couple. We enjoy each others company and we love making love to each other. We are also very open to playing alone so if you are interested in a MM or FF thing let us know that, too. Why are we here? Why isn't everyone? It just makes our already hot relationship hotter! We love to laugh and don't take ourselves seriously. We know that we're supposed to write in this space how great we are in the sack.We're not really comfotable with that. The good news is no one ever complained. And the bad news is...well, really there is no bad news. We are D and D free.and intend to stay that way.We are open to almost anything pleasurable short of pain and degredation.We really do enjoy so much. What we really like is to make an evening about the other people, not about us and what we want or desire. Tell us what you would like to experience and if we can help you. we will.
active 87 years,5'5",full head grey hair,145#,6"hard on cock,non smoker,fair skin,retired photographer/journalist,major news cover stories/world wide major news paper and magazines publishing credits,retired air force,pacemaker.widowed,love humor,love to deep throat suck swallow a long hard cock,no sex diseases ever,suck 2-3 times on love bed,secret steady relationship,want to feel your cock pulsating deep in my throat.
Tall, 6"2" 200 lb, green eyes, brown hair, considered handsome by friends. More to go. Interested in multiple fields (music, museum, movies, sports, travelling, work lifting, sport watching, politics, news, Books: science fiction, adventures, economics, news. Exploring the area.
I am a laid back guy who is new at this. I am bisexual and like to cross dress a little, but I am not passable. I am always up for something news, and I am into groups, couples, and singles. I love to give oral to men and women and like to think I am pretty good at it.
I'm pretty easy g oing, I really enjoy the moment at hand, nonjudgmental, openminded. Like feelgood stories in the news, hate lables! biggest turn on, making people cum ( or squirm. Ha!). Biggest turn off, not being clean enough ( anyone). Deal breakers: lying , cheating, steeling, insecurity, bullying. hotest sexual scenario: 69 with a woman who's dripping wet while a big cock is stretching her pussy.
Just a news hawk.
ok I'm not one that watches news or even voted but once in my life and that was for Perot. News is always bad news and the president is going to suck for most people anyway. I was in the military and an acculminatation of letters meant something to me then. Like ML5 was molder second class. Can you take out the code for LGBT for us simple non political folks? It seems like you have the moderators up in arms about this, so can someone enlighten me?|8B
With respect to my first comment, when two numbers with the same units (meters per second, dollars, whatever) are unequal they can be divided to show what is known as a percentage. When those numbers are the same as each other they can be said to be equal. As for the Department of Justice story, Google some reputable news sources. No, ihateneocons.com would not be considered a reputable news source.
LOL...... ambihorny....... I luv that one!! Have never heard that one before

Thanx for sharing!!

The bad news is time flies
The good news is you 're not the pilot

We all live under the same sky , but don't see the same horizon.

Hug s All!!
Edna and Ralph were patients at the state mental hospital and one day they wee walking past the pool and Ralph jumped into the deep end and sank to the bottom. Edna jumped in with our a second thought and saved him.
The head nurse and psychiatrist upon reviewing the incident concluded that an unselfish act such as this displayed a fair amount of sanity and decided to release Edna.
The head nurse went to Edna's room to give her the good news. "Edna I have good news and bad news. The good news is that You are going to be released. The bad news is that right after you saved Ralph, he went to the laundry room and hung himself with the belt from his robe. :Oh he didn't hang himself." said Edna." I hung him up there, is he dry yet?and when can I go home?"
Hi everyone!

We heard that there might be some big news regarding the easter egg hunt! Stay tuned! We are tracking down the Rabbit to see if its true! What do you think the news is??

Good Luck all!
Hugs,
BillnPattie
The Webmasters
With the permission of the Webbies, I thought I would share with you some of the funny/odd/strange stories I get from various news services. They are all true stories taken from papers around the world. All sure to leave a smile on your face. Maybe even some kinky new ideas...;)

Enjoy
GJ

Interests:

Picture Trading
I download pics from the news groups all the time in just about any category. If you are interested in trading, let me know what you like. Can anyone tell me what program I need to upload pics to the newsgroups? I use sbnews to download.
Glory Holes Illinois
VENUS News in Davenport has glory holes. 18 and beyond in Clinton does also
Adult Bookstores/Theaters
Sorry I posted ( there are 2 A B S in Vineland ) Vineland is in Southern New Jersey. I am Bi, My Opinion The most enjoyable A B S in Southern New Jersey is The Red Barn In Berlin on RT.73. Pre pandemic I have always had a good time when I went there .It had a wide variety of age groups and people with different " tastes " .Years ago The Berlin News. was hands down no.1. The crowd changed , too many trolls , waiting in their cars to mob the place when a M -F couple would enter . They scared more away than stayed because they smotherd them before they could get comfortable in their seats .
Cheating Wives
The great news for cheating wives is there are lots of cheating husbands. We can satisfy each others cravings, and not mess up the home front because its in everybody's best interests to be discrete.
Story Writing
Are there any storytellers here? Let's talk about what kinds of stories you like, what you've written - stories, poetry, etc. - and what you'd love to see online! Tell me a story... :)
Erotica
We LOVE to read about first time same sex stories with LOTS of details so we can imagine being there or having it happen to us. We both like male male stories and girl girl stories so feel free to send us your TRUE story... Flower

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We are very glad to be members of this group and hope to be for a long time. We have posted the web link in a lot of yahoo groups that we belong to. We really like the way you have things set up here. And are glad that you stay a part of the groups interactions. Hoping to find what we are looking for right here in this group. Thanks heather and Kevin