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i am adventurous blk bi female seeking females for offline fun. i am a fun and loving person. i am only seeking someone who is serious about meeting someone for offline fun and friendship
Fun. Chillin'. Love to watch movies. Smoke. Looking for a bisexual female for friendship plus.We've never had a girl before together, and have been wanting to for the whole 5 years we've been together, but still haven't met anyone on or offline. This is our official last try online for an offline experience. Please let us know that girls who like to do couples really do exist! It's my dream....please make it cum true!!!
we're a happily married couple that are discreet and non pushy. into what feels good with mutual respect. we enjoy offline get togethers offline singles,m-f, also enjoy alternative lifestyles. not into pain, humiliation nor the like. he is 6'2, 200 #, blnd-blu, 49, well endowed with stamina. she is 5'6, 170#, blnd-blu, 50, sexy and lusty combined
I am 23 Bif I have 28 Str8 b/f he and I are looking for a single BiF for offline..I am also looking for a single blk woman to fulfill a fantasy offline for us but more for him..We are clean and fun people..We like many things..We are a couple we play as a couple..later in the future when we meet a woman and get to know her we may do one on one me and her then her and him..
Just an ordinary guy Deluxe sit by a campfire and drink beer and get fucked up
we hope this finds both you & yours happy & well? W/we live in Lone Star Tx , & have many on & offline pleasures ,& would luv to chat ,& and get to know O/our friends & neighbours ,. W/we are open to all groups,mfm,fmf & 1 on 1 encounters among other pleasures , both on and offline W/we do hope you are not offended in anyway,? please remeber,that which is online,stays online unless , the choice is made to make it different look forward to chatting with you ? W/we are Tri seXual as well and open to many new and old things ,
So Far:

Don and Tom (Deluxe Room)
Randy and Sherry (Deluxe Room)
BillnPatti (Deluxe Room)
Carol and Danny (Deluxe Room)
Not yet comitted but pretty sure couple (Deluxe Room)

(Couple Name withheld by request) (Cherry Room)
(Single name witheld)(Cherry Room)

(Single name witheld) (Lodge Room)
(Single name witheld) (Lodge Room)

Remember, all rooms are tentative until the Webmasters recieve your check for the full amount. Once the Webmasters get the invoice up, please be sure to send those as quickly as possible.

I may be willing to get a Lodge Room for myself and Tom if someone else really really wants to take a deluxe room, since Tom will only be able to be with me for Friday night to Saturday day (Sat eve he has to work! :( )

So if you want one of those deluxe rooms, or any other room for that matter, please sign up quickly!

Don
I saw this online just a couple of days ago. A bank robber called the bank he intended to rob to request that the tellers have the money ready for him in bags. Needless to say, when he arrived at the bank, the police were waiting for him. As Jeff Foxworthy used to say, "Here's your sign."
These spammers aren't bright usually bad grandma and spelllling catches them out!!! I got one in my normal email about some relative had died but they sent it to me 4 times throughout the day. I thought poor bloke they killed him 4 times just to make sure he was dead!!!

The bank ones I love where there has been an incorrect login to a bank account I don't have usually the company name is in lowercase and signed from bank manger. Although we hate them bank managers are usually capable of spelling there company they work for.....

Slightly off topic but thanks for keeping the site clean from one type of weirdo!!!

By the way is anyone interested in earning 40million dollers if so I need your bank details to help me release funds to bury my 12 relatives I never had!!!!!! Nah justing kidding good ole British humour
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If you are in one of the Deluxe rooms ($555.64) and you are adding a THIRD or FOURTH person, the PRICE GOES UP!!!

Three people in a Deluxe Room costs $664.64
Four people in a Deluxe Room costs $773.64
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If you are in a Parlor Suite, you may have up to 4 people staying in the room for your base price of $773.64.

ALSO if you are adding people to your room, WE MUST have their name(s). Email them to us, or include their names with your payment. Anyone whose name is not on our list will not be allowed to join our party.

It's our wish that all who wish to come be allowed to come, and we support people rooming together, but please make it easy on us by getting the amount of the room with additional people correct, and keeping us informed as to your roommates names. We hope to see you all in Vegas!
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I will be traveling to Scottsdale for a conference the first weekend in April. I will be staying at the Radisson with The Mist Spa and after visiting with family and being pampered, I would like to relax with a newfound female friend. I am not good with one night stands, so I would have to feel that we have a connection before offline meeting. However, I am looking to develop an online friendship for possible offline meeting as I am in the area 2-3 times per year for 4-5 days at a time. Check out my profile and email me if you are interested .
The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: 'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....

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Bi-Curious Women
Looking for some fun offline WOMEN ONLY hit me up if your interested ;)
Hitchhiking
I hitched to Virginia from the San Fran Bay area. I did it just to do it. I had the time and didn't need any money. :-D it was an interesting trip and had an easy go of it. I got good rides... one from Cal to Chicago and then a guy headed for Georgia who left me on the skyline drive in Va and I got to my destination near Washington DC easily in a few rides. It was not my fave mode of getting around, but when I did it there were a whole lot of people hitchhiking and not that many were known to be serial killers yet Laughing
Motorcycles
Hello everyone. It is always nice to find friends that ride, but to find friends with more in common would be Great! We try to attend at least two of the big rallies each year and always love going to Florida and Myrtle Beach. If you live on the East Coast and think we might hit it off please drop us a line. Both of us ride, she has a Soft Tail Deluxe and I a Street Glide. J&B
Nudist Resorts
Cape D'Agde--on the French Riviera is a nudist city. Yes, you can go naked to the post office, the bank, the grocery store, the restaurant, etc. The only clothed people there are the people who work there. yes, there is fucking and sucking on the beach in the wee hours of the morning. I don't think it's legal, but many europeans are into exhibitionism.
Sex Underwater
Folsom Lake, CA back in my married days, my ex and I were feeling a bit horny, we both wanted to do it out in the open, but with folks around even at a distance we decided to fuck in the lake. My hard young cock slipped right in as we rested up against a bank. She spread her legs open as I played with her, that experience put a smile on both our faces...
Cocaine
coke is great, lord knows i've shoveled enough up my nose, but with 50% of guys it make getting a hardon impossible. The ones that can get hard, God bless you. I basically did tons of it because it was the only way to get my ex into the swinging mood. The problem was, as soon as she came down, it was mrs. prude again... very expensive way to try to have kinky sex. Well just so you all learn from my mistakes. put that $$ you would spend on coke in the bank at simple interest. Then get a chick that likes to swing bi wise or whatever normally, and spend a fraction on a good bottle of vodka, and you'll have a fantastic nest egg in your later years. HAPPY SUCKING AND FUCKINGTO ALL.

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