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1) It is not appropriate to judge me about not answering emails.
For your information one, "unnerving" guy has written me like 20 emails and I chose not to answer those anymore.

2) to blueeyes - yes I wrote to you the day you wrote me

3) Lionessa, I have been quite the chatterbox when I have been in chat - ask people. I appreciate your kind thoughts and will put them to task, Ms. Lionessa.

Most importantly, do not judge people by "if they have responded"
In addtition to the man I mentioned above, I also had this one woman write me SMUT, I asked her to stop but she wrote me 7 or 8 messages of filth that I finally had to just ignore. IF I had responded to each of her messages, it might have exacerbated it.

I'm a nice person. I'm an honest and open person - read the profile.
If someone writes me a nice email I respond
[ Why don't bi men hold other mens heads and talk to them while they are getting head? ]

Trust me, it's not just bi men. Gay guys do that too, and I've been told a lot of str8 guys won't say a word either. That's just an aspect of sex.

Some guys just can't hold it in: they've got to talk your ears off and spew it out. I like that a lot. I once met a guy who was so verbal he made me feel like a virgin freshly parachuted over a Legionnaires' camp. Man, that guy was the Pulitzer of smut, and got my toes all curled up :P

Other guys keep totally silent, and feel uncomfortable if pushed to talk. For them, it's all inner turmoil. Something IS happening, they just keep it inside. I like my partners to feel comfortable, that's a priority. But I like to have my needs satisfied too, that's only normal. So I've learned to listen to those little unspoken signs a man gives you while silently enjoying your mouth.

A slight trembling of the hand, a little push of the hips, quiet moans, small grunts, glazing eyes, a quick spasm of the cock against your tongue, there are many signs the guy you are servicing is climbing up the curtains of his sexual lust. You've got to know how to read them. It can be just as exciting as the guy who's gonna blast your eardrums, sometimes more.

Sure, I love when a guy gets a potty mouth, but I sure love it also when he's trying to keep it all in , and squirms, shakes, twitches, and finally explodes. I just like to make a man feel good, no matter how he expresses it. It's about him first.
NEWS UPDATE !!!!!!

We are back LIVE at the home of Mr. Bill and Pattie {AKA Webmasters} to update you on the BUNNY HOSTAGE STANDOFF situation.

It looks like it has really gotten out of control. Not only are there now Thousands of those "cult members" with the Triangles on their shirts, but Representatives from many different organizations have also shown up here in Tobyhanna,Pa.to demonstrate on behalf of their causes.

We see that now PETA has arrived here to protest the inhuman treatment of animals. PETA's spokesperson has told us... " they will not sit by and watch innocent Easter bunnies be abused in anyway, but that this doesn't include the solid chocolate ones because ...damn hey are just so good yeah know!"

Also we see that the right-wing conservative Christian movement has sent in demonstrators and a Spokesperson for the honorable Rev. Jerry Falwell to make a statement.

"We have learned that these sinners...." Bill and Pattie "are actually Internet smut peddlers who operate an alternative lifestyles site. This is an abomination of god and they will all be torched in hell for all eternity, for God is a loving God.... and will not want these people around you fornicating.

Jerry Falwell told me God personally spoke to him last night and told him that its these Sinners...AKA Webmasters fault that the gas prices are so high."

We talked to one of the cult member who would only go by the name "". She said "in a southern accent, " no one has actually seen the bunny but it had been rumored in a forum post that there have been three sitings so far of the elusive critter.

I will tell you this folks..... these cult members mean business, just in the last hour i have seen cans of whip cream, tape,s and various other items at this rally

We've been told that spokespersons :AKA"puppy n thumper" will be at the podium to read a statement shortly for Bill and Pattie who so far have been held up in their home during this entire stand off.

Also we have just recently learned that Jessie Jacksons coalition, ACLU, and Gloria Allred are on there way to join this....what is now a circus....

Will return just as soon as Bill and Pattie's statement is being read

now we return you back to your normal perv viewing ....already in progress

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