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5'10, 175lbs, very clean, ddf 7.5"cut thick large head. Been curious about trying to give a bj, deepthroat and swallow. A few yrs back, was drinking with friend, I ended up drunk. Fell asleep on his floor, I woke up to him giving me head, he changed position and tried to have me suck hm off, I tried to resist but ended up sucking him to completion. I think I deepthroated him and swallowed but not really sure as I was drunk. Would like to try this again but not quite as drunk. No pressure, discrete, patience.
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she skinny im a little heavy set we are both out going and love to hang out and have a good time me the male is a cig smoker and love to drink but not to get drunk wife loves to also drink but for fun not to get drunk anything eles just ask
I am a bisexual woman, and I am a 2 pack a day smoker. I have smoked from when I was 13 and have no reason to quit. Smoking is part of my sex life and should be for my partner as well. I like to get drunk at least twice a week, and when drunk I am a lustful slut and that is when I love to be sexual with men and boys. Nothing is sweeter than having my pussy eaten while I am smoking a cigarette. I love eating pussy and sucking boobs.
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.
Hi new here from Saratoga ny I am looking to explore sex with multiple people I recently got a dildo been using on myself I luv it!! Fantacy of mine is sex with a couple or multiple others I luv masterbating with others watching even up for getting together and masterbating how can I find this
Let’s c I know I was 3 when I sucked my first cock I’ll never forget it my uncle took me to the cellar and pulled it out suck it like a lollipop until you got the surprise an what a surprise it was to get back on topic I didn’t start masterbating till I was 6 and haven’t stopped since right now I’m masterbating in my car at a gas station
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm and the town drunk asks her,"Wha, yuz dooin wif dat pig? The woman says,"Sir you are drunk, that is a duck, not a pig" and the drunk says, "I was talkun to da duck, and you are friggin ugly mam" she says "and you are friggin drunk', so he says, "yep, but I'll be sober in the mornin."
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE
DRUNK:

1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2.) Nope, no more booze for me.
3.) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass.
I can empathize...I have been drunk twice, both at 18, didn't like it either time so have never been drunk since...don't mind a social drink, but two is the limit for an entire evening....

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Looking to talk to someone while masterbating tell them what I'm doing maybe just let them guess or we do it together
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