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Woman Lets Her Horse Mount Her

We are a rather horned couple and in need of the fullfilment of the exciting fantasy of getting intimate with another woman. She is near 110lbs and 5'2 he's 155lbs 5'5 medium built fit. He is a constant horse around and loads of fun. Lets make contact. Learn more us and u.
Awesome, easy to get along with , hung like a horse, well maybe a small horse, OK, a real small horse. Class clown still, I enjoy meeting couples and helping bring some life back into the bedroom.
I am light skined w/ hazel eyes, about 140 pounds 5/5ft. I like to switch up on the hair color though. I perfer blonde. My spout is Slender built very handsome and hung like A horse did I say hung like horse?I meant gentle like A horse.HA,HA.
I am a married man looking for a horny married woman or single woman near Mount pleasant Michigan
Hi Im Kevin ...............I love to have fun with a sexy lady win im riding my horse.9. So if you like to try to.1.ride a horse and have sex.5. at the some.5. time.... I wood like to.9. try a three some to.2.have great sex ........cya all later.7.
Wow, big question, I’m a particular artist, struggling for what I do not know, on a run-away-train we call this life. This Life. This specific life, the ever present ‘now’ in which resides all pasts, all futures, all beings and all worlds. But am I ‘this life’ or the awareness of it, or both? Both I suspect, but it is amazing that I do not know. Well, lets jump on a fish, a horse, a tricycle or a bird or bug or an electron, let our thoughts swim to each other. What is your weight in kisses? Can you make love to a smile? Can you make love to love? Who am I to dare ask? Who am I to approach you with fleeting words, mere representations of representations. Oh the quagmire. Okay lets clear the view, the premature romanticizing that draws us together, the eros with no object but itself. Let’s be frank, up front, sensation to sensation. Lets bounce the ball around, lets dig deep into a shallow day and chat up an early morning storm breaking if ever so briefly the appearance of solitude.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'
There was a preacher that was trying to sell his horse. A potential buyer came to the church for a test ride. "Before you start," the preacher said, "you should know that this horse only responds to church talk. Go is: Praise the Lord, and Stop is: Amen."

So the man on the horse says, "Praise the Lord," and the horse starts to trot. The man again says, "Praise the Lord," and the horse starts to gallop. Suddenly there is a cliff right in front of the horse and the man yells, "Amen!"

The horse stops just at the edge of the cliff.

The man wipes the sweat from his brow and says, "Praise the Lord!"

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How to handle a husband

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People
would say, "What a peaceful & loving
couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring
as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took
a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too
far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife
looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that² Are you crazy??" She looked at ME, and quietly
said, "That's once."

"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
I am not far away, and I would gladly suck you dry, message me back and lets drain that horse cock you got!
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
A blonde named cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has no prier lessons or experience.
Cindy mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action.It gallops along at a steady pace,but Cindy begins to slip from the saddle.
Cindy grabs for the horses mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.The horse gallops along ,seeming unaffected by it's slipping rider.
Finally giving up her frail grip she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.Unfortunately her foot had become entangled in the stirrup and she is at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves.Her head is struck against the ground again and again.As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when...
..................The supermarket manager runs out and shuts the horse off !......
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how a woman can get a horse dick in her is beond me but it exictes me to the max also woman who lick an play with a horse pussy yes a totally nasty an hot thing
Horses
I have a very close friend here in Sacramento that owns a Mustang Rescue. She takes in though any animal in need. She also takes in kids who have no other place to go, helps them learn what it is to be Loved by pairing up children with a horse (one that has been either tamed or retamed of course) and having that child learn to take care of it. It's an awesome sight to see....the Love in a childs eyes and the Love the horses have for these kids. Alot of times when Grandma Alice gets a call, we never really know the shape of the horse until we get it or pick it up. So often they are abused and very distrustful of humans. Besides being a medicine woman, she is what people call a horse whisperer. I have watched many times while she calmed down a wild horse and before you knew it had it where one of the 5 yr olds could get on with no fear of that child getting hurt. I have seen her actually kick her husband out of their bed to bring in to the ranch house a sick horse that she would sit up with often for days at a time until it gets better because it would be so cold outside. I went to my first sweat lodge with her...talk about an experience! I really feel blessed being able to work along side her in healings and working with the horses. I will keep sharing pics here of the horses when I get time, and maybe post a few stories as well.
Horses
We Love horse they are such a gentle animal. Horse back riding is something we have always wanted to do together and think we will next year at starve rock.
Horses
I've often fantasized about getting fucked by a horse. I should probably just get a horse dildo and use it on my fucking machine.
Anal Dildos
a wonderful substitute for a meat puppet if there isn't a man handy to mount me. I like to be topped by a woman wearing a strap-on dildo as well especially if she knows how to ride me hard :)
BBW
I am a slight BBW bisexual woman in an LTR with a man I love dearly. I am SO HOPING to meet another BBW in the Dayton, Ohio or surrounding area for great times and great sex. If you are funny, outgoing, love to laugh and see the positives in life and are an experienced bisexual, I want to meet you please. My man wants to watch me with another woman and not be with the other woman without her consent or mine. Lets get together, have a cocktail and get to know each other. Contact me and I will give you my YAHOO ID and lets get acquainted!! Thanks for your time!HugKissFlower

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