Age, Preference:
118, Crossdresser
Gender, Race:

Jewish
Practice Safe Sex:
No, never
Experience:
I am very experienced
Body:
4' 2, 220 lbs. (Big boned)
Eyewear:
I have glasses, and I wear them all the time
Interested In Ages:
21 - 99
Looking For:
Single Men
Single Women
Couples
Will go as far as:
Internet
Phone
Meeting in person
Dating
Short Term Relationship
Long Term Relationship
Interested In:
Cyber Sex
Phone Sex
1 on 1 Sexual Relationship
M-F-F Threesome
M-M-F Threesome
M-F-M Threesome
F-M-F Threesome
Foursome
Group Sex
Description:
I'm insane. I mean it. I should be locked up in a goddamn asylum somewhere. Just the other day, I thought I heard a weird noise on my front porch. I whipped out my gun and fired 14 shots through the front door. Turned out it was the neighbor's dog taking a shit (with a lot of farts) on my front steps. Fortunately, the dog got away without injury. I don't mind that he shits on the steps because I fling it at the mailman's truck.
Getting Together:
Lookin50s has gotten together with someone through a site like this before.
Lookin50s can entertain at their home.
Lookin50s would like to meet at a Residence.
Lookin50s can travel up to 3000 miles.
Ideal Situation:
A situation where we all go fucking nuts, drink, smoke dope, wreck the place and wind up getting arrested! Explosions and gunfire are fun too.