Caucasian

Yes, always

I have had so many experiences, I can't count them all

5' 7, 160 lbs. (Curvy)

Medium Light Brown

Brown

I have glasses, but I don't wear them often

24 - 41

Single Men
Single Women
Couples

Internet
Phone
Meeting in person
Dating
Short Term Relationship
Long Term Relationship

Cyber Sex
Phone Sex
1 on 1 Sexual Relationship
M-F-F Threesome
M-M-F Threesome
M-F-M Threesome
F-M-F Threesome
Foursome
Group Sex
Other Alternative Lifestyle

I am a bisexual alcoholic that hasn't been to a straight bar proper for as long as i can remember. In essence, I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body, except snatch is a good thing in my book. . Fun, open minded, nuts, and generally insane, and I expect you to be the same, or at least be similar. And be honest about it, I cruise the internet way too much and I know which pics are fake.

eilujsion has gotten together with someone through a site like this before.
eilujsion can not entertain at their home.
eilujsion would like to meet at a Bar.
eilujsion can travel up to 25000 miles.

I am looking for honesty, someone who can be honest with me and themselves, someone who can fart in bed and laugh about it, someone who can fall on the ice and save the beer, someone who can keep a level head, someone that has a raging sex drive, someone willing to try anything several times until i decide they don't like it, and someone who can teach me that i don't know everything.