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winged_angel
Well to start i am a 30 year old wanting to get together with another woman who is respectable and clean over herself and my husband as well would like to be in on this also, he is a very fit man who is sexy as hell and would tease the hell out of another woman and his beautiful wife.
ladyflyy85
5"7 sexy chocolate, thick as HELL, im cool, down to earth, and funny. Looking for someone to chill with as friends first. Im in a relationship but am curious as hell about being with a woman. GET AT ME
brownbiqueen
Laid back but freaky as hell.. Love women & threesomes excite the hell outta me! Sexy black woman, big big boobs, thick body.
Gwinner
No STDs what so ever. Very clean, hot as hell, ready to yell 50yo bi-curious female. I haven ever been with a woman. I love me some dick to. I just want to try. I love giving and receiving oral sex. I want to know what it feels like for a woman to eat my pussy. And I want her man to fuck the hell out of Me.
salcohol
cool as hell..hung as hell...hot as hell
queenb1031
I'm 28 and I'm bi. I'm pretty and funny as hell. I have huge boobies and everyone sees those first. LOL... I'm a smart ass and sarcastic as hell.
sweetsissypussy
 Hell as explained on a college chemistry exam. Received an A+

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls
are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering
Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can

project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and
pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in
Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary
of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and
is therefore,
extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why,
last night, Teresa kept shouting

'Oh my God.
crushed
ok, now dont get me wrong,personally i like to play with people more my age. we like the same things and tend to click better. have i had sex with an 18 year old. well not since i was in my twenties but i have played with a few men and women in there late 20's at an adult party.I even gave a mid 20's limo driver his first ride after hearing about the abuse he took from his friends. lets face it peer pressure can be devistatiing.
if i remeber my history book right wasnt the medium age of marriage in med-evel century around 13??they didnt live any where as long as we do now--hell if you made it to 60 back then you were among the few.and what about a 50 year old looking to have sex with a 60-70 year old. hell i had a man 65 years old at a party that gave me one hell of a ride. he really knew how to fuck.
so for me-its a matter of how you were raised, whats in your heart, and whats happening at the instant the subject come "UP"
just my two cents
doubled382003
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is expanding in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more that one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionally as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until all Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of the theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is, therefore extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby providing the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God".

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
jon_mary420
 The following is supposedly an actual question
given on a University of Washington chemistry
mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that
the professor shared it with colleagues, via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which
souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they
are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's
look at the different religions that exist in the
world today. Most of these religions state if you
are not a member of their religion, you will go to
Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions
and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can
expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for
the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately
as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than
the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the
temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account
the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
2 must be true, and thus I am sure Hell is exothermic
and has already frozen over. The corollary of this
theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby
proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A
Hair_Pair
 A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell', and you say something with 'ass'." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell, I guess I'll have cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with mother in hot pursuit, slapping his ass with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can stay in there untill I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know", he blubbers.

"But you can bet your fat ass it won't be cheerios!"
crushed
chflaxdude-- ya some times i do with max would take me to a hotel and have a stranger fuck the hell out of me, butt hen again i would love it if a woman would fuck the hell out of me too
face it i am just a sex -a-haolic
Teri

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