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Lonely Farmer Fucks a Heifer

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I am a lonely farmer who likes to dance and go out for meals ,shows,and even a glass of wine
average build, shoulder length white hair, beard, farmer with farmer's tan
A single male hard working farmer, I am looking for good time in which everyone has fun. Sexual I would have a say i am a newbie. My best trait is that a lot to make sure everyone invovled has a good time me included. Being a farmer I have Farners tan that starts at the shirts sleeves well the rest of me is as white as a ghost.
Me i like to have my fun with a woman while my man watchs. Then while i eat her my man plays with both of us. Then while she eatin me my man fucks her so hard . Then i will eat her so much more while he fucks me deep. Oh yeah. If ya like hook up. Just e mail me. Be waitin
We're an attractive married couple in our mid 30's, living in NEW YORK and Westchster and are looking for a pretty female or couple to bring onto our bed. I love being with a woman!! I love breasts and love to kiss, lick and suck on them. And I love kissing, licking, sucking and fucking a beautiful woman. My bf is the BEST lover I've ever had!! He has a great cock, can go all night, is sensitive to my needs (He fucks when it's time to fuck and makes love when it's time to make love) and loves kissing, licking and eating my pussy. He has also taught me how to squirt which takes sex to another level!! He fucks me, if I'm lucky he cums in me, then eats me and licks his cum out of me, then he fucks me, then fucks my ass until I explode and then licks me to orgasm after which I suck him and drink his cum.... We have a great and wild sex life.
I am an honest and trustworthy Person. However I am dying to experiences tongue on my pretty pussy,while I cum on her face. I wish she was very nasty and we made each other cum intensely for hours at my place tomorrow And Or man is welcome IG U both promise to first let this hot woman writing lingerie suck my clit and make me cum hard while he fucks me. Then I want to pleasure Ur pussy while he fucks U then fucks me.The whole time all we do for hours is make each have the best orgssims of our lifes.My body is really hot and so is my pussy.Also I love when woman want more and cun hard yell nasty demands. Interested?
A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I wants to get one of them dayvorces..'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere Tractor.'
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yup, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, we both gets up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor's barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with songs and compliments. "What are you doing?" Farmer Brown demanded.

Farmer Jones replied," My wife and I have been having marital difficulties, and the marital counselor said I needed to do something sexy to a tractor."
Cow's Advice
A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

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D i c k
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
There was this farmer,Whom got pulled over by the state police trooper for speeding.The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed,and in general began to throw his weight around to try and make the farmer uncomfortable.While the trooper was writing the ticket ,He started to swat at flies that were buzzing around his head.The old farmer asks,Having some problems with those there circle flies are ya?The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said well ya,If thats what you call them,I've never heard of cirle flies.The old farmer replys well circle are common on farms,Ya see there called circle flies cause they're almost always found circlin around the ass end of a horse.The trooper says 'oh' and goes on writing the ticket.After a min he stops and say's ,Hey wait a min are you trying to call me a horses ass?The old farmer says oh no officer I have the much respect for law inforcement to even think of calling you a horses ass.The trooper says well thats a good thing,and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause the old farmer says.....'Hard to fool them flies though' ...... :):):)HugKissFARM
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town.”
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
"No, he went with Mom and Dad.”

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.

When the young boy says. "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, No, "I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.

The boy thought for a says "you'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

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Cock & Ball Torture
lonely i feel so lonely..jus getting home from work and i need some fun my roomy is not home..yippiee lets throw a party who wants to cum to sexxxy mamas house..xoxoxoxoxxo..lexxiHugKi ssFlower:-D:):-P
Hot Tub Fun
That hot tub is looking lonely. Let's jump in...
All Night Sex
Lonely and horny.
Circle Jerk
Wow, this interest is so lonely...yet, they're fun!
Anal Sex With Men And Women
I would love to be eating her pussy while he fucks my ass. Or, be sucking him off while she fucks me with a strapon.:):)
Men Licking Pussy While She Is Getting Fucked
My favorite fantasy has always consisted of getting my hot little box ate out by some sweet bitch while her man plays with my awesome tits and watches and directs her, telling her to work it harder, that he can't fuck me until my pussy is a throbbing, and sopping wet, cum-filled furnace. Then he moves in behind her and fucks her from behind while she's lapping up my jucies. After I'v had a couple of orgasms, and she needs to come up for air , her man repositions us and while I lay on my back he fucks me as she moves into the 69 position over me and licks my cum off her mans rock-hard cock while she face fucks me. Thats what I want as my very first bi experience. Can you tell I'v thought about it for a little while?

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