fireplace | If the "other guy" is too big for comfort, I have the perfect solution... ;) A smaller tool for the perfect fit! No more feeling like you're trying to jockey a telephone pole around the block. Always clean, soft, smooth, and ready to go! I am your average American male, a decent guy I believe, with a penchant for sexual fun. I have been "blessed" with a smaller cock that grows hard as a rock when enticed, and am a vigorous cummer. I have a particular interest in oral play, licking or sucking as the case may be, to orgasm. If this sounds like a good fit (pun intended), lets chat. |
aldershotlad | Young horny lad who loves sex and everything about it! I love spending time giving the woman Orgasm after orgasm! I'm looking to try anything so if your interested let me know x |
Cliti | I am a very sexual female looking for role play chat. I'm into orgasm denial. I like being brought to the edge but not being allowed to orgasm. |
frenchtung | I can't get an erection but have a very talented tongue and like to eat pussy, creating orgasm after orgasm for my partner, then have 69 for dessert, when she is totally spent. |
Thickhardcock | Single parent (so don't have time to look for a woman) always thinking about SEX! 5'6 ,159 pounds, about 8 inches , thick, stays hard orgasm after orgasm. |
HungBfHotGFspun | My GF is a hot fake blonde 36 C short super face and body im 6'2 good looking in shape 185lbs and when we get spun all she wants is for a either (fake or real but preferably big enough for her to grab and bounce on my 9 inch pole big) a big breasted girl or if not busty a serious oral vacuum cleaner like someone who is addicted to slurping super thick 9 inch long meat and loves to get face pounded or at least can milk a cok for hours on end. We can be generous in multiple ways if necessary but all we want is someone to work my pole for long as possible |
Olderandwiser | I was about 9 or 10 and would have dry orgasams by climbing on a pole in the school grounds. I guess I guess the tightening of my groin muscles was enough to set me off. Later on around age 13 I had my first gay experience with a friend of mine then at 14 my Black neighbor really showed me how to be his cum dump! |
kookookachoo | Not to offend the proud Poles, but here goes... Did you hear about the Polish lesbian? She liked men! Also... A farmer and a Pole were riding down the road in a pickup truck. The Pole said "Pull over, I have to go to the toilet. The farmer pulled over and the Pole got out and ran into the bushes. After a few minutes, the Pole said "Oh no , do you happen to have any toilet paper?". The farmer said no, but then thought about it and said "Why don't you use a dollar?" "Good idea!" exclaimed the Pole. Well, the Pole came back to the truck and he was covered in excrement. "What the hell happened" yelled the farmer, "I thought I told you to use a dollar!" "Well", said the Pole, "Did you ever try to wipe your ass with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel?!" |
scruedblu | I was in the 4th Grade and at recess I was climbing the swingset pole, when I all of a sudden felt so good and thought I was peeing! I didn't care because it felt so damn good I just hung there for a while. After that I enjoyed revcess every day until my older cousin taught me how to put it in her! |
Lionessa | Those darn prices just keep climbing and climbing lol |
Delilah | An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called--and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog...or the senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which goes to show that some problems can be fixed by pissing and moaning. |
Dreamman | Location: North Pole I am a short,fat jolly, well hung M/M iso of singles and couples for fun times. if you like group fun, I have several short people from my work shop happy to join. I can travel anywhere, at anytime except Dec. 24. discretion is must as I am a well know man. Contact S.C. North Pole |
ionsawmill | Nude Hiking I'm climbing Rabun Bald Mountain in Northeast Georgia later this month, and while I won't be hiking the whole trail nude, I do hope to find a side trail where I can camp nude. I almost got caught back in February climbing the same mountain. Some hikers rounded a turn just as I finished getting dressed. |
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LycraLvr | Bi Truckers Looking to fulfill a longtime fantasy of climbing up into a semi and giving head to a trucker. Let me know when you pass through Portland/Vancouver area. |
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Pushback | 10 Inch Cock I want to do the slippery pole dance on that beautiful member |