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Honesty, Discretion, Friendship and Respect. We are not Swingers and have no wish to be Swingers. We are a commited bi couple to each other and our life style, We are looking for a bi couple for friendship in every way. Plain and simple. We are not Swingers and have no wish to be Swingers.
I'm half black half German he call me German chocolate I'm a versatile bottom I prefer bottom and I'm just that nasty dad that just wants to get dirty
Open to most anything and I am interested in group fun and swingers club and swingers party and I really don't have a really firm no I am not going to be able to do
forever is not near a long as it was when we were in our 20's so why waste time. we are looking for real swingers not wanta be swingers
Like to swim at the local lake,camping.Love to go to the ocean enjoy the beach and surroundings.Have to make my ussual strips to dunkin donuts for coffee.I have three dogs ,ranger,bear and cotton.Ranger is a german shepard and cotton is a german shepard collie mix.Bear is the oddball he is boxxer/lab mix.
Northwoods couple likes to play. She is BIG girl and he is kind of old! Oh well, we do have fun. Threesomes or couples or ??? We are swingers and will meet swingers. If you are a married male playing alone, bring a note from your wife giving the okay. Okay?
Beacause I'm full blooded german , the wife says it's her german soldier , i guess it looks like a WW1 german helmet, maybe
One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!'Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the panther with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!'

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!


Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more 'youthfully challenged'.
I was in the army 30 years ago. Though I dreamed of sucking dick I never had. I was in a German pub one night and so drunk. A German guy about my age took me to his place. He sucked me off then lubed his dick and my ass. He fucked me and came in my ass. The next morning I woke up and had to go. He and his sister were in the next room. Another guy from my barracks was sitting there with his arm around the sister
Actually Taken >From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.

Better be a reward.

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale

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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

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(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
New Brunfels was a center of German immigration to Texas beginning in 1844 there were a large number of Germans who immigrated to the Repuvlic of Texas around the time of the US civil war. One notable German who was considering going to Texas was Karl Marx who in the end decided to remain in London to collaborate with his colleague Frederick Engles on the Communist Manifesto...England's gain was Texas; loss Oogielaughing it is also near the location of Willie Nelson's ranch in nearby Lukenbach there will be a pop quiz tomorrow |8B
Are there any bi swingers. And are there still unskoken rules that swingers follow

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I would love to find a bisexual swingers club near Dallas,Tx. if anyone knows of one,or swingers parties at private homes.
Zwitters
Zwitter Its German for hermaphrodite,To be a man and a woman; both reproductive body part
Pennsylvania Swingers
Looking for northeast PA SWINGERS Or all male get together I’m sure there around but have a hard time finding them If anyone else is interested in starting a swingers or all male jerkoff group hit me up
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Everybody that's in here doing all this and then gone to the swinger sites yet I can't believe that all swingers we all are swingers
Foreign Accents
for some reason,foreign accents really get me hot,particularly of European descent(German,Russian,etc)..i f you are any of those and speaking to me in your native tongue while we are in bed,get ready for one hot night!;)
Bisexual Swing Clubs
I attended a bi swingers party in San Francisco in 94 shortly before I moved back to TX. I'd been to regular swingers clubs before, but this was a whole new experience. It was in a house with the party outside & in the basement. Hot tub & several rooms to play in. Safe sex all round with swings, pillows, mattresses, & more. Everyone was really friendly & respectful. I also attended an SMBD swingers club in SF that was an actual buisness. Paid admission & cash bar. Several rooms with the obligatory Mistress inflicting pain on her subjects. Bondage gear in every room. People weren't as friendly. Actually kind of creepy.

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