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Movie Where Wife Asks Husband to Have Friend Impregnate Her

Very attractive married couple looking for a discreet male friend. Preferably, you would be bi. Friends first and foremost. We are very down to earth, and fun loving. D&D free. You would need to be comfortable with both of us and understand that our marriage always comes first, whether we are meeting for a drink, dinner, or a movie. We would like to get to know you first... should things progress the wife would not be involved, in any encounter between the husband, and said friend. Yet, the wife must be comfortable with you in any setting. You need to be safe, D&D free, and intelligent. Height is a plus, not a deal breaker... and not to sound shallow but looks do matter. Please be HWP. No protection, no action. If you can't be comfortable also being a friend of the wife do not bother responding. We can correspond for a bit before we would exchange any personal information or photos. Let me stress, friend to both, action solely for husband. Wife has a girlfriend. Between the ages of 38-50 please
We like to try new and different thing. Married and faithful, therefore, wife does not really like to share husband fully sexually, but like a lot of different involvement with husband. We like voyeurism and other female to be involved. Wife is a dominant oral sex type person and husband likes it all, he likes to be active in all but wife is a little stingy with husband, but husband enjoys watching just as much. Not looking for a long term relationship.
We are very easygoing, yet extremely open minded! We do have a bi male "friend" that we have with us when we play. Wife(Gem) loves multiple partners, and really gets hot watching husband(bi guy) with other men. Wife is straight, hubby and "friend" are both bi. Hubby is a bottom/switch, "friend" is a top. We enjoy this lifestyle and look forward to meeting new "friends".
We are a married couple looking for fun we are not swingers my wife wants a friend to join are fun and movie nights ect.
I am an outgoing person. My husband is a little bit shy (not in bed though). My husband is very cautious. I am everybody's friend. He says I have lots of best friends. We are a very good looking couple and we could last a very long time before we can both climax. I joke about it and tell my husband that we would be great for a porn movie. We have tried things like taking pictures of ourselves during sex but the film never gets developed. We are newlyweds. We are enjoying ourselves very much. We have learned that honesty and communication is the best answer. We are open to doing anything when it comes to ourselves but don't know about trying new things with others. I love to fantasize about a bisexual/threesome experience, especially during sex but my husband says that he does not fantasize during sex. We both feel that it would be wrong to be with a person of the same sex but we respect the decisions others make.
young black nice looking married couple, wife is bisexual, wife has had a few wife would like to play with a women and 1 day the husband would like to ONLY watch, NO involvement, or woman and husband both please the wife, again NO involvement with the husband
Two women and a man are at the back of the bus. The first woman whispers, "the man next to me is masturbating!" Her friend said "Just ignore him." To which the first woman replies "I can't!!!!! He's using my hand!!!!"
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A man goes to an optomitrist. The doctor tells him, "I need you to stop masturbating." The man asks "Why? Will it make me go blind?" The doctor replies, "No, but it is disturbing the other patients."
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A woman and her husband go to see a new movie. The woman was quite bothered by some of the scenes, in particular a masturbation scene. Discussing the movie with her husband later, she says, "I'm sorry, but I find masturbation in a movie to be really offensive." Her husband sighs and says, "All right----- I'll stop doing it."
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In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!!" The nurse wishes him a good trip & leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and the nurse asks "Well Charlie, how are you doing?" Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great" says the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room and finds bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked she asks, "Bob, What are you doing?????" Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!!!!"
I think, see, touch & taste.........

Therefore I am HORNY!!!!!
Wife says, I dreamt they were auctioning off Dicks last night. The big ones went for $ 10 dollars, And the thick ones went for $ 20 dollars..

Husband asks ? How about the ones my size ?

Wife replies - Those they gave away.

Husband says Ya I had a dream too... I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for $ 1,000 dollars and the little tight ones went for $ 2,000 dollars...

Wife asks ? And how much for the ones like mine ?

Husband replies - Thats where they held the auction....lmao

Hug Kiss :-P ~ Farmy ~
Ahusband and his wife are out shopping at a local Walmart store,When the husband picks up a 24 pack of Budweiser and puts it in the shopping cart.
"What do you think your doing? asks the wife"
What there on sale,only $10.00 for 24 cans ,replies the husband.
Put them back demands the wife,We can't afford them.
And so thet carry on with there shopping.
A few isles further on along the wife picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and puts it in the cart.
"What do you think your doing? asks the husband."
It's my face cream,It makes me look beautiful! replies the wife.
The husband replies so does 24 cans of budweiser and it's half the price.
On the pa system::::: In the background you hear.
Clean up in isle 5 We have a husband DOWN...
Hug Kiss :-P Farmy
Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you loved me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, yes that's fine.
Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it
yourself.
 
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning, and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!" came the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.


Be Happy
D i c k:)
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said.........







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Interests:

Men Eating Other Mens Cum From Their Wifes Pussy
I have the most intense sexual experience with my friend, B I G M I K E and his wife. She asks me about a threeway and even though I am bisexual I did not want the secret to get out. I tell her, "No." I know me, once I am in bed with him and her my only interest will be sperm, his delicious sperm and not her. So the next time he and I are together he says his wife is out for the day but that she left us a porno, some beer and some popcorn. The porno is awesome < a threeway> one guy sucking another guy(mike) while the girl(his slutty wife, Kym ) sucks the first guy (me) That became our standard ritual she sucked me while I swallowed his deliciousneesss
Bisexual Married Men
I am a married bi man, wife does not know about my bi side. I want to meet men or couple at the xxx movie for mutual jack of sessions. I love watching xxx movie while jacking off and chatting with other men who are also jacking off.
Couple With Crossdressing Husband
This is my best kinky scenerio husband in sexy lingerie and wife. Me and wife would pleasure husband then me and husband pleasure wife and so on. Everyday would be idea. Spun out😜
Suck My Husband's Dick While Watch Fully Dressed
maryland older guy who is looking for a wife husband thing love giving oral willing to give husband a blow job while husband watch and give wife a going down party while husband watce,then watce husband give wife a goo oral licking while i give him oral sex
Public Blowjob
Had sex in a movie theater. Ten people up in the front rows, and us way in the back. Somehow we did not get caught. I even remember the movie: “Original Sin”, with Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie. Well, I remember HALF of the movie...
Cunnilingus
To worship a woman by licking her clit till she cums in one of the most wonderful things I can do. I love worshiping my wife this way. I like to worship my friend's wife (my wife's best friend) this way. There is nothing better.:-P

Testimonials

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First of all, thank you both for allowing me the pleasure of entering, checking out, and trying your site. My wife and I have very different tastes when it comes to how we use our down time, but we both completely trust and encourage each other and our differences, so your site seems to be exactly what I have been looking for. I was introduced to it while visiting a friend in KY over the weekend. I look forward to introducing all of my friends to it along the way. As I realized that the information you were looking for in the profiles was going to take more than 3 minutes to fill out, my mood changed quickly from annoyance to being highly impressed as I realized you are looking to weed out the liars, fakers, and games-players that seem to be ruling over most of the meeting places on the Internet. I wish you nothing but the best of luck and success as your site grows and blossoms, as I'm certain it will. Secondly, being a bit of a sap and romantic at heart (even if a bit of a free-spirit and part time pervert), congratulations on your engagement! While many may find my interests in joining with others as a single bisexual male to clash completely with that of a totally satisfied and completely happily married man, I can tell you that my marriage was the part that made my life complete. I wish you as much happiness as you can find in each other as possible and hope for years of fun, excitement, and new discoveries together, both in and out of bed! P.S. By the way, 10 years ago when I first met my future wife, I wasn't even bi-curious. Funny how a solid, open and honest relationship can open doors that you never knew were there in the first place.