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Young fun and ready to play black male. I enjoy fun and sexually aggressive people that are skilled in the arts of oral pleasure. My fantasy is to get head from the wife and husband to see who can do me the best. One of my best features is that I can stay hard after Cummings. The ladies all love that trick.
I'm straight I'm s total art fag I like fucking pale white trick bitches that stay getting pregnant by black men sometimes I dream n drool in my head about the big meaty dark flesh just hung deep off in my mouth but even better if a sexy woman is telling me to be a sissy cock tease for big BBC bulls ....fucked love that shit I want some wife to force me to experience that black magic dick I'm tall athletic
Let my tongue do the trick
Active athlete who's got trick you've never seen
I am opened minded to just about anything willing to try and do anything for a good ole trick
Wild and lookin for fun. Fuck Covid. Who wants to see my trick lol
we live too far out in the sticks to get any trick or treaters so we just trick and treat each other MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Discrete sexy "HALLOWEEN" girly slut...
Trick or Treat on my kness or face down ass up Looking for or to be a "TRICK" or a "TREAT"!!!!
one night a husband and wife are sitting at home enjoying tv the husband is eatting peanuts throwing one after another in the air catching them in his mouth. he threw one up as his wife called him and he turn his attention to her and the peanut when into his ear. he tried to get it out with his finger but it slid farther into his ear. his wife tried with twesiers but the peanut slid even farther.they decided to go to the hospital when their daughter and her boyfriend came home and found out what was going on. the boyfriend said let me try my trick if it doesn't work then go to the hospital the husband saya ok and sat down.the boyfriend explained that he was going to put his fingers in his nose and then he needed to blow as hard as he can. so they tried it the boyfriend put his fingers in the husbands nose and he blew as hard as he could and the peanut shot out of his ear. everybody was so happy the husband and wife began to watch tv again while their daughter and her boyfriend went into the kitchen. what a nice boy said the wife i wonder what he's going to be then her husband says by the smell of his finger our son in-law
Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance
and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a
mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the
rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
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TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN HAVING SEX

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

8. The uglier you look; the more likely you'll get some.

7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the
candy.

6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You don't have to call the person that gave it to you next week.

And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than having sex...

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!!
Also You can do the whole neighborhood!!!
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10 Least Popular Halloween Candies
10. Bit-O-Squirrel
9. Poisonettes
8. Good n' Sweaty
7. Middlefinger
6. Della Reese's Pieces
5. Clam Duds
4. Baby Ruth Bader Ginsburg
3. Gummy Marrow
2. Ken Starrburst
1. Osmond Joy
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Little trick, go to the drug store and get a nasal aspirator/bulb syringe, they are usually with the infant supplies. Then go get a bottle of silicone lube- I like eros, but you can get J/O lube in walmart and cvs now. Draw some of the lube into the bulb syringe and have your mate insert it 2 inches or so into your anus while you are face down. Have him coat his cock and the outside of your anus with lube as well. Next tell him to be patient and slow. The trick at first is to just put in a little of his cock and stop so you can relax and adjust- and keep doing that until he is all the way in. Then start very slow strokes until your comfortable. And keep that thing wet. Give him plenty of feedback and before you know it you'll both be in heaven. Either face up or face down i like a pillow under that area, it seems to help out. Have fun practicing.;)
A Trick!

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Anal Sex
Danny and Carol why didn't we get together at the party would have liked to try that trick.
Public Masturbation
I love to masturbate whenever the need strikes my fancy, however, in public the trick is not to get caught or often anyone... :)
Women Teaching Men How To Suck Cock
Actually this is my biggest fantasy, one that I've had for a few years now. Its actually the reason that I'm here. I want to be taught how to go down on a man by his wife or girlfriend. Ideally, I would like for a couple to kind of set this up and trick me. I would be caught playing with the female half of a couple by the man. And as my punishment, i would be forced to go down on him. But having never done it before, they would be very understanding and teach me how to do it. The woman and I would kneel down in front of her man, both of our faces just inches in front of his hard cock. Then she would open her mouth in take it all in. Keeping strong eye contact with me the whole time. As I watched, I would become very excited and both of them would stroke my cock together. Then she would slide out his cock, and I would give it a gentle lick. I would be shaking with nervousness, but the two of them would guide me through in giving me much encouragement. Then the wife and I would kiss and at that moment, the male half would slide his cock so that both of our lips were licking it. Then she would take his cock back and suck him off until he shot a large load in her mouth. She would then kiss me, offering his cum for me to taste. After that, it would be my turn to take his cock and feel it grow in my mouth. With her hand on the back of my head, gentle pushing my down on his dick, and playing with mine at the same time. And as I got into to swing of things, she would go down on me as I was going down on him, until the two of us both came together. After that, we would both have great sex with his wife. Making sure to return the favor to the Mrs... This is my biggest fantasy. Anyone what to help a guy out???:-P
18-21 Female
Love to please younger women,teach them a trick or two,had a couple in the past and had no complains yet,so if you are for it,dont be shy and get back to me in the albany new york and surrounding areas.
Sex With Hookers
Any swinging couples in the Detroit area into 'pimp hoe parties'? Role play? I can be your make believe trick or pimp.
Women Who Like Bi Men
I want a woman who can appreciate the fact that while I'm a shameless cocksucking whore, that my appetite for eating her clit is just as prolific. Most women don't want to open the gay door for the bi guy, so the trick just might be to get her addicted to receiving my daily oral BEFORE telling a straight girl I'm bi.

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