WiganDaveYears ago I thought I heard Burglars at our back door. I went down to investigate. Only a cat mewing outside.
As I returned to bed my wife smiled - because I had the Mother of all erections ! - she realised that I was turned on by the scenario.
We talked about this. "Let's suppose, we were burgled by 4 men, & they found your family heirloom - what would you do to save it ?" I asked. "I'd do absolutely ANYTHING" she replied - "What, even allow them to fuck you" I said, amazed. "Of course - some things are more important than being fucked by a stranger"
My head was reeling - so I advertised. "Wanted. Four men - preferably Black or Asian, to attempt to burgle my house & try to steal my possessions. But myself & my gorgeous wife interrupt you - the house will be quiet, so no-one will know that you are there. She will be dressed in 5" stiletto heels & a See Thru negligee. I'll be in a skimpy thong & a studded collar with a dog lead attached - Anyone interested?"
Not surprisingly, we received a few responses.
One or two were the predictable "You're sick" etc
Another was "That's the same fantasy that my wife & I have" (I replied to that, saying "if anything materialises, I'll let you know"

A 3rd was far more interesting. "Write a note admitting to what you want - so that after we visit you there will be no prosecutions.

the note to ..... After that, name the day & time & we'll be there". I didn't mention any of this to Ellen, but I knew when the middle of her monthly cycle would be (ie when she would be at her horniest). I sent the note to the men & waited. "Let's have an early night", Ellen would coo as she entered her mid cycle. I put her off for 2 nights - knowing the 3rd one was to be "The night" so I went down on her & licked her cunt - it tasted gorgeous. She sucked me. The only way that I stopped myself from Cumming was to think of the arrangements that I had put in place - had I left the back door open etc?
Finally, I heard a noise downstairs. "You did lock the back door, didn't you Darling?" my wife casually asked. "No - I thought you had" I replied. "Go & check" she said, quite sternly. I took hold of the baseball bat that I keep by the bedside & ventured downstairs. When I entered our lounge I saw 3 Asian men filling a sack each with our valuables. I switched the light on & noticed one of them nod (I thought this was to me - but, no, it was to the 4th Asian who grabbed me from behind & hissed in my ear "keep quiet" as he pressed a knife to my throat. "Now, tell your wife to come down". I was dressed as Ellen wanted - black thigh length boots in a 5" stiletto heel, tiny black Lycra thong, a black See Thru negligee & the black leather studded collar & matching lead (she loved to lie on the bed with her legs wide open & use the lead to pull my face into her cunt !). I felt a stirring in my groin "I hope the Lycra is stretchy enough to keep my cock covered if I become fully erect" I thought. Maybe my excitement was heightened by the fact that I'd not met the 4 'appointees' - so maybe these were Real Burglars?
"It's, It's ok, Baby" I stuttered "but I was frightened walking downstairs, so I've fixed myself a stiff drink - want to come down & join me?" She happily shouted "Yes, a G&T - and make it a large one" The words 'stiff' & 'large' in 2 consecutive sentences put my thong's Lycra under stress !
She was a vision of beauty as she entered the lounge. All 4 men let out an expression of admiration, but I was gobsmacked by :- 1. There was no sense of fear (or even surprise) on her face & 2. she'd touched up her make up with more lipstick, cheek blusher & mascara - she looked like a whore ! "Well. well, well Darling, you have done well ! - did you take auditions? because these 4 look perfect - tall, strong & very menacing" she said as she confidently strode into the room & touched the crotch of each in turn - "AND each seems to be well endowed - maybe tonight I'll finally be fucked by a proper cock !" she purred.
I was reassured by the knowing looks on the 4 Asians' faces - if they had looked astonished, I would fear that, by coincidence, we had a different set of Burglars !
Anyone want to hear what happened next ?