I was having a party at my house with me and four other women. It really hadn't started yet. Anyway, my friend with benefits went and got my toy bag out. The others didn't know what was in it. She dumped it onto the middle of the floor...out falls a 12' bright orange rubber cock, a couple of vibrators of different sizes, and some anal beads.
The girls all reach down and start passing this stuff around. I'm thinking holy hell, other people are going to show up any time. But before that happened one of the girls got a funny luck, set down the dildo and went straight into the kitchen. Apparently, it just occurred to her that these were USED toys. She did end up in my bed that night...but only her.