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alyce | I am a lonely married woman of 24 years and husband don't spend much time with me, so this makes me very lonely, not sad, just board and lonely. I work full time and take care of everyone else. I just want some time to take care of myself. Even if it is just an online friendship. |
Mikeyloverboy | I am a lonely farmer who likes to dance and go out for meals ,shows,and even a glass of wine |
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kookookachoo | Not to offend the proud Poles, but here goes... Did you hear about the Polish lesbian? She liked men! Also... A farmer and a Pole were riding down the road in a pickup truck. The Pole said "Pull over, I have to go to the toilet. The farmer pulled over and the Pole got out and ran into the bushes. After a few minutes, the Pole said "Oh no , do you happen to have any toilet paper?". The farmer said no, but then thought about it and said "Why don't you use a dollar?" "Good idea!" exclaimed the Pole. Well, the Pole came back to the truck and he was covered in excrement. "What the hell happened" yelled the farmer, "I thought I told you to use a dollar!" "Well", said the Pole, "Did you ever try to wipe your ass with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel?!" |
farmmgirl2 | Farmer brown and his wife were working in the fields one day, till dusk. As they were heading back up to the house, they saw a bunch of strange lights in the far field. Upon reaching the field they saw a spaceship landing. Where they were approached by two aliens. They said they were researching human sex life, and wanted to know if they could partner switch. After talking it over the farmer and his wife agreed. The next morning after the aliens left, Farmer Brown was dying to ask his wife what happened. He waited and waited for her to say something. Finally he couldn't stand it no longer, so he broke down and asked her : Well what happened? She replied, It was the best sex I have ever had. Why asked farmer brown? Well when he took off his pants it wasn't but an inch long,and as big around as my pinky. But he reached up and and turned his left ear and it grew to 10 inches, then he turned his right ear and it got as big around as a sausage. Farmer brown said " Well shit , no wonder that bitch was trying to rip my ears off ! ! Hug Kiss :-P ~Farmy~ |
farmmgirl2 | A salesman was traveling through the country side selling "Bug Spray". He came to a farm house and tried his pitch on the farmer..Sir my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again , I guarantee it ! The farmer was dubious, Young man I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield "Buck Naked " covered with that there bug spray. And if there is not one Single bite on you come mornin, I'll buy a whole case from you. The salesman was delighted. So they went out to the cornfield and he stripped out of all his clothes.The farmer sprayed him all over with the bug spray, and tied him to to a stake. The next mornin the farmer went out to the cornfield, Sure enough the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, Not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck pale , ghastly, haggard, and drawn...But not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed, Son he said you don't have one bite on you, But you look like hell ! What the devil happened ? The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked. For crying out loud, Doesn't that there calf have a mother ? ! ! ! Moo... |
| Join To View chicabich | katlove, No need to create a religion...I think slowly the planet is moving toward a universal understanding of acceptance and "live and let live" status. If only the major religions would get on board... I think man needs to come to terms with the fact that faith is not necessary to be a morally correct, good person. I do not need to be guilt tripped into being a good person, I do it because I feel that it is each person's duty to attempt to relieve others' sufferings. And yes, I agree, there will always be a struggle between good and bad. But there is a great Chinese proverb that addresses this: Good Luck Bad Luck! There is a Chinese story of a farmer who used an old horse to till his fields. One day, the horse escaped into the hills and when the farmer's neighbors sympathized with the old man over his bad luck, the farmer replied, "Bad luck? Good luck? Who knows?" A week later, the horse returned with a herd of horses from the hills and this time the neighbors congratulated the farmer on his good luck. His reply was, "Good luck? Bad luck? Who knows?" Then, when the farmer's son was attempting to tame one of the wild horses, he fell off its back and broke his leg. Everyone thought this very bad luck. Not the farmer, whose only reaction was, "Bad luck? Good luck? Who knows?" Some weeks later, the army marched into the village and conscripted every able-bodied youth they found there. When they saw the farmer's son with his broken leg, they let him off. Now was that good luck or bad luck? Who knows? Everything that seems on the surface to be an evil may be a good in disguise. And everything that seems good on the surface may really be an evil. So we are wise when we leave it to God to decide what is good fortune and what misfortune, and thank him that all things turn out for good with those who love him. |
Lionessa | Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with that wire?' 'Well,' the kid drawls, 'this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!' 'You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!' 'Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. 'Hey kid!' the farmer yells. 'Where ya goin' with that tape?' 'Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape --I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!' 'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!' the farmer yells back. 'Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid had a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. 'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with that stick?' 'Well, this here ain't just any old stick, this here's a pussy willow.' 'Hang on,' the farmer says. 'I'll get my hat!! |
D6ltgf | Someone that fucks for money scares me too much! I drove truck for years and their everywhere you go but I never gave in no matter how lonely I got for fear of diseases Up to you? |
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