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Im a laid back kinda guy. I enjoy all types of sex. I think because I am so laid back, it helps me to last longer in bed. I have been known to go for as long as 10 hours, with only water breaks in between. I am looking for a woman, or perhaps a pre-op transgender in my area, that would like to have some fun times. This must be completely discreet, as my job depends on being an upstanding citizen (And no, I am not a priest or a politician, but I am a professional). So holler if youre interested.
I think a lot about sex mabe I am a addict. I like a lot of oral I realy like to be sucked and sucked and sucked. I also like to eat pussy lots of pussy. Don't want to hurt anyone and I don't want to be hurt..
we are a unique couple, I am a former Marine who just happens to be a Wiccan priest I like sci-fi, computers 420 and poetry. Angie on the other hand likes Horror films, puzzles dancing and other women. we both like to play cards and she is Wiccan too
Bi female and straight man.We are not looking for a super-model and don't expect anything other than you letting an upscale white couple take you out on a date and show you a good time. No strings and no drama...just hanging out, maybe a few drinks (420 is OK too!) and getting to know each other. We can have fun chatting and call it a night or we can move on from there and keep going all night! Now for the part I hate to have to say so bluntly but NO MEN - NO means NO - NO MEN...no couples and no, your bf/husband/brother/priest can not watch and definitely NO you are not the one guy I will say yes to...save yourself the trouble.
Old fat white man, mid 60's, orally bi curious. Sucked and was sucked by a friend when we were about 12-14. Was sucked once about 15 years ago in public bathroom but did not suck back. Been very curious over the past several years, and it's getting worse.
6', 180 lbs, bl,blue, in decent shape. . Unfortunately, my dink doesn't get fully erect, so giving anal isn't probable, though I don't know what would happen to someone with oral superpowers 😍. Might take a while to cum but I always do (jacking off) eventually.. My fantasy thing would be to be forced to confess my sins and have to atone by sucking one priest's cock while another thrust inside me, or to get in someone's car and be taken to a seminary and forced to do bad things..
This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it,"
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making
a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there
stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would
like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
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The strangest place I've ever had sex was in the Rectory of the chuch...I met this priest and we made plans to spend some "Quality" time together...He forgot to tell me that he was a priest.

When we played it was like all the saints eyes were watching the two of us...

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'

The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'


The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?'

To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation
and tasted a ham sandwich.'

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, 'Father, is it still a
requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'

The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.'

The rabbi then asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of
the flesh?' With a woman.The priest replied, 'Yes, Rabbi, on one
occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.'

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five
minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, 'Beats the fuck out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

"Father," he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month."

The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys."

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months."

This time, the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood, " the sinner replied.

"Very well," sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall,voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart.... just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?"

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."

BE HAPPY
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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father ..... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "That was ...a very long time ago ....!! .....and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?''
A lady goes to her priest one day & tells him:
''Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.''

"What do they say?" the priest asked.
They say, ''Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?''
''That's obscene!'' the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment......
"You know,'' he said, ''I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...
Bring your two parrots over to my house, & we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, & your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.''
''Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.''

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads & praying...
Impressed, She walked over & placed her parrots in the cage with them...

After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence...

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot & says...
'Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered !!!

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